Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 410 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,636 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,919 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,257
It's funny how right now I've heard two seperate controversies going on with this guy, and one of them is actually helping to cover up the other one in a way.

There's the stuff we've seen in the thread recently, him being petty and whatnot and threatening others cause of video game stuff. And then there's "he spoke to Asmongold".

From my perspective, it's incredibly handy for him that the Asmongold thing became a controversy when it did. Cause when I saw him appear on the feed, first thing I did was check tweets to see what he allegedly did and the first thing I was shown was "he spoke to Asmongold".

I actually thought at first the only controversy against him was hosting Asmongold, and was about to write it off as "Twitter are being retarded again".
Im seeing it another way, plainly looking up his name first on twitter alts brought up Troon types seething about his association with Asmon
If anything, id be willing to wager that anyone looking for his profile because of the WoW autism will have high chances of seeing that more than the WoW autism that started this in the first place. So this is a fairly strong signal flare for anyone to look into everything "wrong" that he has done, from his association with Asmon to Maldivus Figtree

Asmongold is also a really strong focal point alot of progressive tards are focusing on to cancel him, much more than his autism after the botched pull and subsequent meltdowns, which at best are just actual drama. While in the minds of some, the Asmon thing is "serious"
 
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Even in the absence of strictly defined houses, there is still much that can be gleamed by looking at aspects.

Digga I am not my wife. This looks like cope because we can't actually get his birth time. Like goddamn, can we preserve at least some science? Like the whole astrology stuff must have some rules. I will pass your message through though.
 
Digga I am not my wife. This looks like cope because we can't actually get his birth time. Like goddamn, can we preserve at least some science? Like the whole astrology stuff must have some rules. I will pass your message through though.
Narcavius loves to talk about himself, so really, all somebody has to do is give him the opportunity to talk about what he no doubt considers the greatest event in human history.
The moment he was shat out into the world by a mother who saw the abomination she had spawned and eventually gtfo'd.
I bet he'd just fucking love talking about it.
Fuck, I bet he's talked about it before, too.

(Is Maldy showcasing what Motherless Behaviour is like?)
 
Digga I am not my wife. This looks like cope because we can't actually get his birth time. Like goddamn, can we preserve at least some science? Like the whole astrology stuff must have some rules. I will pass your message through though.
Cant your wife just...list all the divining shit for all the hours of the day or some shit? Surely she has enough autism for that? :story:
 
Holy shit This fucking dude in the Maldycord is such a fucking sperg. Look at that message count goddamn
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"stop digging into past behaviors and actions"

It is really tempting to treat such idiocy as satire taken too far, but the over 50,000 discord messages tell a different story...
 
Not sure if this was posted,

But, it does make a good point the Elon Musk has a way bigger sense of humor about his gaming than Maldy
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This is so painfully true. His retarded behavior makes so much sense now
 
PirateSoft haters we're eating so good this week.
What I despaired and thought was just a small amount of people has turned into a mountain of haters. The amount of people I've seen going, "Yeah I hate this guy."
Silent majority is real.
It’s a classic case where a ton of people just didn’t like him yet he also had a rabid fanbase so it wasn’t worth starting shit with the guy without cause
I think his fanbase made people hate him even more. They wouldn't shut up about how he was the word of god.
And to anyone with a working break they realized quickly this guy is full of shit and full of himself.

So many of those fuckers come into things I watch or listen to going, "TALK TO PIRATE SOFTWARE HURR DURR." When it comes up to the topic of anything video game related.
Nigger can't even finish an RPG maker game why would a streamer want to talk to them about game development?
 
I can't get over his fursona name. It's like he purposely choose it so people could do the classic childhood thing of charging it slightly to make fun of him. Mald Fagtree. It's also super accurate.
This one is not a Mald original - in old Second Life, you'd come up with your own first name and then choose a last name from a list of pre-existing names. I think names on the list, which consisted of just 360 names from 2002-2006, expired after a certain amount of people claimed them, and he almost certainly didn't coin the name Figtree as you can find it in the list of surnames here.

Unless anything has changed since, to my knowledge they removed this system like 15 years ago in favour of usernames (with prior names being retroactively merged into firstname.lastname as a username, i.e. maldavius.figtree) and display names.

Ultimately he did of course choose the name Figtree out of the options available, which was a disaster waiting to happen. All this to say... nothing of value, really. I just wanted to explain this system.
 
What I despaired and thought was just a small amount of people has turned into a mountain of haters. The amount of people I've seen going, "Yeah I hate this guy."
Silent majority is real.
He's been shitting up my TikTok and shorts feed for a month or two now. Every now and then he'll say a no-brainer take I agree with, but for the most part, he just seems like a condescending retard. It's obvious he's nowhere near as objective as he claims, when he does shit like call Blizzard greedy and then go on to shill AoC in the next short.

Hopefully I can see a few less smug MS Paint explanations in the coming weeks.
 
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