🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[OrionBalls]

Nor his daughter. Why is it that every drunk lolcow with anger issues abandons their daughters?

Because it's a very selfish disease. Gotta get mine before I can get you. I'm not hurting anyone but myself, I deserve to unwind sometimes, yada yada.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph writing a speech he wishes someone else would give about him at his grave, when in reality every person who ever knew him wouldn't talk about him as a "gonzo journalist womanizing wresslin heel" but just accurately describe him as a "piece of shit junkie who has treated every single person in his life like shit and died alone".

The highlights of Ralphs career will forever be streams where he was passed out drunk. Every sex trafficking victim in the brothels he frequents will breathe a sigh of relieve when he never returns. His mother died ashamed of him. His father was a piece of shit. None of his "friends" (who even is left? perpickyclitty?) will even bother to claim his remains. His children will be raised by other men and not know who Ralph is and his subforum will be merged and forgotten in Lolcows of History.

 

[Sammich]

I hope he sticks to it, but it's hard to imagine he does. It might be my Christian nature, but I do hope he gets his shit back to whatever sort of normal might work.

 

[RollingRock2]

Bossmanjack made it 20 days into rehab. Will Gunt last longer?

 

[#1 Chief Queef]

I wish the best for Ralph, it's been funny to laugh at his pathetic downward spiral, but him fixing his shit would be much richer content then the continuous harvest

 

[DogZero]

On average it takes 5 trips to rehab for it to stick meaningfully. Wonder if ralph will be an outlier in either direction.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

lol @ making a 10 minute goodbye video for strangers because he's going away for a month and they're all he has.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Aw, wasn't that touching?












What a faggot.

 

[jewsernotfound]

i stopped watching, after having selected a random time, when he started talking about how life is a soap opera.

A SOAP OPERA, NIGGA?

Tell us you're gay without saying it directly, ralph.

 

[Bixnood]

just want to remind you folks at home that Rehab is short for Rehabilitation, as in to restore or repair.

Unfortunately for the raplhamale there is nothing to restore or recover.
He has been a substance abuser for this entire adult life.
He has nothing to fight for a no reason to improve.
No wife, No children, No parents or siblings, just internet sycophants.

He isn't interested in fighting for his children as his current relationship with his son is a regularly scheduled visit where he doesn't have to do any of the hard aspects of parenting. and his daughter is female (ick).

and sadly this old Memphis Mauler only has a few more years in him at this rate.

I'm not even trying to be mean to Ralph, I like the guy, his retard antics are funny. but it is what it is, if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

The piggy thinks he’s more important than he actually is.

Sure, it’s good he’s going to rehab but he’s going to rehab for a literal cocksucker, not because of his kids, or his family. Ironically his Alogs gave him better life advice than his so called friends.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Guys, he's not "getting better", he's just cucking content after it started getting good again.

Above is the "farewell address" he mentions in an earlier tweet, posted below.

Lmao what a wifeless faggot.
People said Ralphamales beat women and dig shit to eat out of fat girl's buttholes due Memphis Micro insecurity issues so I worked myself into a shoot. I'm basically the Chris Benoit of the sektur.

 

[Truly Rural]

Month ago or so this dude was writing "dear judge" letters about "muh cats" now he's leaving them for allegedly 30 days eh.

 

[AnOminous]

The highlights of Ralphs career will forever be streams where he was passed out drunk.

There's better. Shitting himself is probably the best moment. But his obesity destroying his chair was up there. So is collapsing in a stupor then flailing around with his gunt out trying to turn off the stream before stumbling off camera.

 

[The Backwards Man]

"Thank yew everyone, Jim, Gatah, Nick Fuentes, Andy Warski, Dick Masterson, everyone for the good times we had. Except for that BISH PEDOPHILE JOSH MOON who is mah BLOOD ENEMAY NUMBA ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH STILL DONT FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT CORN JOKE BISH!!!!!!!!! AND FUCK YOU TOO PPP!!!!!!"

 

[There She Glows]

Nor his daughter. Why is it that every drunk lolcow with anger issues abandons their daughters?

His daughter is the "little football fan that I love... know that I will never ever forget you or stop loving you." He isn't legally allowed to mention her by name.

Don't have it in me to wish him ill. Probably won't but I hope he turns it around.

 

[Nick Obre]

It wasn't the pillstreams, it wasn't the drunkstreams, it wasn't the blacking out, it wasn't the revelations about neglecting his mother, neglecting his children, abusing his wives, and committing actual sexual crimes; it wasn't the multiple beatdowns, it wasn't being exposed as a flaggot, a coward, a balding midget, a microdicklet, and a bish; it wasn't the piss bottles or the shitting his pants or the eating of shit or the love letters to gay lovers past, no

It was us seeing the third titty that made him reconsider his life

Or pretend to

 

[Mynameisdark]

Month ago or so this dude was writing "dear judge" letters about "muh cats" now he's leaving them for allegedly 30 days eh.

He outright said "muh cats" was his attempt to get sympathy from the judge.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

See you on Inauguration Day, fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Quintex96]

This man is younger than Chris Chan. Let that sink in.