Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

1 dog

Kayla btfo. Brutal.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Damn even Drex was like bye nigga. I just got the drex called josh soft clip in my recommended the other day. Man a lot has gone downhill since then :/

 

[MadStan]

I’m being completely honest and no bullshit when I say when I first saw the image of the tattoo there was no head showing and I saw the nipples showing I honest to god thought it was someone transitioning until someone said it was Nick. Straight up.

And then I watched the video of the reveal and his body language is completely fucking gay. I swear to god he is coming out of the closet or out as a woman in 2025.

 

[Chode]

(Not) blaming Aaron for the bathroom safe:

Summary: Talking about the plea. Case is complicated because other people had full access to the house and safe. The state has to prove that the safe belongs to him and not "Maybe someone else who was at the house but got kicked off but is acting like a jilted bitch." He says he can fight, maybe win, maybe lose but he ultimately wants to move on.

Only the consequences were bad:

Summary: He doesn't live in shame of his bad decisions. His actions caused harm due to consequences that he doesn't agree with as a libertarian. Hooked on fun and freedom. He was too focused on fun and freedom, was 'hooked on them'.

Merely an awesome phase:

Summary: The judge has to ask questions to make sure he wasn't unduly influenced. He's not sorry, his decisions seemed cool and didn't cause anyone harm. The ones that did cause harm he apologized for. "Drugs are awesome" but this was a phase that needs to end.

Overall summary:
Nick is now a changed man because the fun and cool stuff he did has negative consequences completely outside of the act itself.
And maybe it was the nanny's drugs.

 

[parsnip]

I showed the tattoo picture to my husband and told him it's the crackhead lawyer's new one, and his first comment (and he wasn't joking) was "I thought you said he was married to a woman"

 

[MadStan]

(Not) blaming Aaron for the bathroom safe:
View attachment 6866402
Summary: Talking about the plea. Case is complicated because other people had full access to the house and safe. The state has to prove that the safe belongs to him and not "Maybe someone else who was at the house but got kicked off but is acting like a jilted bitch." He says he can fight, maybe win, maybe lose but he ultimately wants to move on.

Only the consequences were bad:
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Summary: He doesn't live in shame of his bad decisions. His actions caused harm due to consequences that he doesn't agree with as a libertarian. Hooked on fun and freedom. He was too focused on fun and freedom, was 'hooked on them'.

Merely an awesome phase:
View attachment 6866399
Summary: The judge has to ask questions to make sure he wasn't unduly influenced. He's not sorry, his decisions seemed cool and didn't cause anyone harm. The ones that did cause harm he apologized for. "Drugs are awesome" but this was a phase that needs to end.

Overall summary:
Nick is now a changed man because the fun and cool stuff he did has negative consequences completely outside of the act itself.
And maybe it was the nanny's drugs.

I’m so sick and tired of him apologizing for his actions and the consequences and then when you ask him what did he do he is apologizing for he has nothing to point out.

 

[Pelican Bones]

The state has to prove that the safe belongs to him

This is incorrect. They only have to prove that it was found inside his house.

Is Nick a lying liar that is lying about the law?
Or is Nick an incompetent faggot that knows nothing about the law?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

"I didn't know I still had to pay the mortgage. I lost my streaming income because the government told me to stay home".

Sorry you don't understand how to leverage debt, kiwi prude.

Only people with as many assets as I have know that mortgaging your main house → forgetting to pay it for months → getting your house foreclosed → selling your second house to then pay the mortgage is the true way to leverage debt, extract equity, and use it beneficially.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This man decided to foreclose on his house because his inner white trash spirit is yearning for the comforts of a trailer. Tattoos, drugs, wifebeater, jail, muh keedz, skinnyfat, screaming about fighting people, all this is his inner white trash finally breaking free, all that is left is the trailer.

 

[USAroXX]

Late 2021 was the absolute best time, they started to go up in 2022, but they were still really good. Compare my 2.75% to Rackets' 4.5%. Although, Rackets probably had a far lower credit score. He sure as fuck does now.

It the comments to stallyn19 clip of Coomalot and Junkie flower tattoo video, Junkie says he invested in REIT with that 300k that had a 7% to 9% return, and that he actually paid more than 6 months on the mortgage he took out AND that auto pay was set up to make monthly payments "until it wasnt."

Just a whole stream of BS excuses on how he lost an actual REAL PROPERTY as not a big deal, cuz reasons? All rich doozit

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

"I didn't know I still had to pay the mortgage. I lost my streaming income because the government told me to stay home".

Is this man fucking retarded, streaming popped during the pandemic as everyone was locked at home due to the governmnet.

Has he ever even done a stream outside of his house that wasn't from a literal cuck resort and/or degenerate sex den?

 

[Desktop User2]

It the comments to stallyn19 clip of Coomalot and Junkie flower video, Junkie says he invested in REIT with that 300k that had a 7% to 9% return, and that he paid more than 6 months on the mortgage he took out AND that auto pay was set up to make monthly payments "until it wasnt."

Just a whole stream of BS on how he lost actual REAL PROPERTY as not a big deal, cuz reasons?

Americans are kinda crazy reckless because you are basically the only place that can generate credit with almost no savings because you can just print but I would guess betting your homestead that you could beat the bank is downright niggerish, specially with 0 financial knowledge like Niggieta. Again, I´m pretty sure he was cold called by his investment manager and got suckered in.
Just for comparison, you guys have I think mid 10s Gross Domestic Savings and Singapore is over 60%.

 

[USAroXX]

Is Nick a lying liar that is lying about the law?
Or is Nick an incompetent faggot that knows nothing about the law?

I'll take incompetent faggot...for 200, BONES.

 

[Meat Target]

Sorry you don't understand how to leverage debt, kiwi prude.

Only people with as many assets as I have know that mortgaging your main house → forgetting to pay it for months → getting your house foreclosed → selling your second house to then pay the mortgage is the true way to leverage debt, extract equity, and use it beneficially.

"Current on payments" = "house is paid off free-and-clear"

 

[Law]

This man decided to foreclose on his house because his inner white trash spirit is yearning for the comforts of a trailer. Tattoos, drugs, wifebeater, jail, muh keedz, skinnyfat, screaming about fighting people, all this is his inner white trash finally breaking free, all that is left is the trailer.

Oh, Life on the outside
ain't what it used to be
Y'know, the world's gone crazy,
and it ain't safe on the streets.
Well, it's a drag, I know,
there's only one place to go
Baby, back where I come from,
Oh I'm comin' home

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I would guess betting your homestead that you could beat the bank is downright niggerish, specially with 0 financial knowledge like Niggieta.

I think the leverage "play" he's been alluding to could've been done, though, but only with proper risk management.

The way he told that story sounds like he used the mortgage money to "help someone" (maybe just like he "helped" some Jamaican dancer with $1k, but with more coke involved).

The thing is, if he did not already have some liquid emergency financial reserve to deal with such matters, a move such as leveraging debt on your main home should never have been done.

I'm not a financial advisor, though.

 

[RotPockets]

Is Nick a lying liar that is lying about the law?
Or is Nick an incompetent faggot that knows nothing about the law?

Both. He is an incompetent faggot that lies to himself.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Case is complicated because other people had full access to the house and safe.

"Officer, that's not my coke, I was just holding on to it for a friend."
Uh huh.

 

[Windy Moors]

Some inspiration for the next gay tattoo:

Neon Dick Masterson by Mintsalad, sourced from this Tiktok video.


Heir To The Cum Throne music video screenshot, from the Youtube channel OblivionFall. The video is age restricted but I have the audio and lyrics. The song is what I imagine Nicks inner monologue to be.

Spoiler: Lyrics

Heir To The Cum Throne (2020)
OblivionFall (Brony)

[Intro]
It was a mistake to cum here
Your cum sucks dick
A splash of cum to seal the deal
Counsel of cum

[Verse 1]
All-consuming Lord of Cum
Dick. Heir of the Cum Throne
Swallow your rod
Cum-suck God
Cum-Messiah
Give me the Cum Scar

[Verse 2]
Tight fuckable dickhole
Cum-cruiser
How wet is your pussy, exactly?
Man, shut the fuck up nerd
Pub-dunked by my white fat cock
Your GF's pussy tastes like my cum
I actually beat a nerd to death
Tired of cumming in nerd pussy

[Verse 3]
Congratulations, future Cumlords!
I shape fates and I crush dudes
Get paid money to worship Satan
Making this much cum ain’t easy
Execution by excessive cum
You gonna get pounded and creamed
Russian Roulette with a Cum-Gun
You've got one sick dick, bitch
See pop shows near Leeds
Get tickets as low as $40
You might also like
Welcome To The Cum Zone
OblivionFall After Dark
meet the grahams
Kendrick Lamar
Your Cum Won’t Last
OblivionFall After Dark

[Verse 4]
Cum-drooling, moaning slut
Stuff some cum in my butt
Suck my big fat juicy ballsack
You will suck cum from my dick
Ass is running on cum-vapors
Hands off the cum stash, bubs
Speedy cum-dealer
Fucked child
Just chillin'
Cum villain

[Verse 5]
Cum all ye faithful
Cum-fucked God
In his asshole
Cum proud, cum loud
Fucked up? Now, you’re CUM
Make bank, smoke dank
Stop the cum ocean
Slurp cum
Then, I burp cum
Living large, eat cum, and smile

[Outro]
Eat a cum nuke, baka bitch

 

[john marston]

Summary: Talking about the plea. Case is complicated because other people had full access to the house and safe. The state has to prove that the safe belongs to him and not "Maybe someone else who was at the house but got kicked off but is acting like a jilted bitch." He says he can fight, maybe win, maybe lose but he ultimately wants to move on.

The fact that he calls Aaron a "jilted bitch" is hilarious, considering that Nick never shuts up about him and Aaron rarely talks about him.

His voice is fucking obnoxious, he sounds like the whiniest little cuck imagineable. Did he always sound like this? Ffs.