DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cringestorian X]

The bitch tits will grow as the razzing continue, just break the fucking shackle, the KC dents won't show up to your gay-ass wrestling show with triple P since they hate you from the beginning.


And now that KC is openly making off you, it's pointless to give you more of their money. The jig has been up, for a while now and it seems that Phil is having a hard time processing this

 

[Hard R]

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Was about to post KC uploading their highlight of DSP's tits and he replied to it. Ah yes I love when my best friends upload clips where they are streaming laughing at my fat embarrassing tits. Just a good razzing. I often stream myself insulting my friends and clipping it for others to also laugh at. How could Triple Bypass(that's what I call him) and his gaming soul mate with a shredded body do this?

He's just Ashton's bottom bitch now. Ashton and Andy can shit on him any time they want, and he can't do anything about it because he's bitchmade and desperate for views and "friends." And this is the dude who calls detractors pathetic for laughing at him. He's so desperate for that online clout that he'll sit back as his new internet friends take potshots about him and make money off him.

That all KC wanted from Phil. They just wanted their own personal village idiot to make a few donos from. It's so obvious, and Phil doesn't know it. Fucking retard, man.

 

[Lady Adjani]

It's so obvious, and Phil doesn't know it

I’d like to think that he does, or is it truly possible to cope so hard that you end up gaslighting yourself?

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

It's been said many times before, but I gotta sperg a bit about him still calling the prestream a podcast. I know he does it as an excuse for wasting time not playing games, but it is still unbelievable that he insists it's a podcast. Every once in a while I listen to a restream and there is just so much dead air I have to check to see if youtube crashed. I listen to a lot of podcasts as I do stuff and I haven't once encountered one that peruses fast food menus for 35 percent of the runtime or fucks with tech settings for the whole episode or rocks back and forth doing Q&A for 45 minutes. Not to mention the begging. He also doesn't upload these anywhere you would listen to podcasts it's just a youtube video. Everything about it is retarded. The funniest part though is it's where he gets peak viewership just to see if he says something insane.

Everything about the stuff he puts out like podcasts(not a podcast), streams, and videos is the most shit low effort thing you could ever do. Him acting like the things he "makes" is some kind of high effort awesome content that the youtube overlords are hiding from the masses is incredibly delusional. You make slop for a handful of retards and unintentional laughs for everyone else Phillip.

 

[dent_whisperer]

or is it truly possible to cope so hard that you end up gaslighting yourself?

Have you not been paying attention to Phil at all?

 

[Lady Adjani]

Have you not been paying attention to Phil at all?

What I’m wondering is if he really believes it.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I mean didnt he said that he doesnt know Triple P( he sent me a pigeon message requesting that i call him that) beyond the streams basically? Maybe he considers them internet friends?(faggot term i know) Regardless he is now a bottom bitch for KC and they will milk him. Thing is that now his ego will inflate because he will see the illusion that hes relevant and everyone loves him now.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Oh i think he knows that the KC guys are playing him.
He's just okay with it.

Why?
Because he's an addict.

He knows that he will get more Hogan pulls if he plays by the game. If he burns bridges with KC, he loses on a big chunk of dent money.

At least for now. One day the KC dents will get tired of him and he won't make anymore money out of them.
This is when the King will fight back.

Until then, yes senpai make fun of my moobs, fat wife and furry son, i need those Hogans i really do.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Regarding the Switch 2 announcement, I saw someone posting a video of how people could easily fuck it up by trying to slide the new joycons instead of just putting them in as intended.

The first reply to it? "DSP Tries It".
It's funny how even for normalfags, the concept of "DSP Tries It" is not about testing or learning about products but rather failing at simple tasks.

Everything about the stuff he puts out like podcasts(not a podcast), streams, and videos is the most shit low effort thing you could ever do. Him acting like the things he "makes" is some kind of high effort awesome content that the youtube overlords are hiding from the masses is incredibly delusional. You make slop for a handful of retards and unintentional laughs for everyone else Phillip.

Not to mention that, for a podcast, it heavily relies on you watching it, which completely defeats the purpose of a podcast. I know ever since the pandemic dumb faggot comedians felt it was mandatory to have a studio and professional camera so people can see the hosts sitting and talking, but the point is that adding video adds nothing and shouldn't be necessary.
I just can't imagine downloading Phil's "podcast" as audio and having to go through 30 minute segments where he's messing with his lights and leaderboard, only to start begging in a segment that's clearly dedicated to live viewers.
Just another good example of Phil thinking he knows best about everything. Has he ever worked on radio and broadcast before? No. Has he ever listened to a podcast or knows what it means? Apparently not. Does his podcast have a topic to be interesting? No, the podcast is about himself, what he did yesterday, what he's doing today and what he will do later, it's literally a podcast about Darksydephil featuring Darksydephil. So he has absolutely no experience, knowledge or topics beyond himself but still felt like he needed to have a podcast.

 

[Iron Father]

Consider the ego-destruction if he admitted PPP is a detractor and burned the bridge.
The ongoing Kino Casino collaboration is one of the few new things he's clearly proud of.

Edit: He defends his PPP "friendship" like a battered housewife.

"Oh he doesn't mean it, he just gets like that at times, he loves me and I'm happy."

 

[Lord_Starscream]

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That is not healthy. That is on life-support. Or in his case whale-support. His amrk guys stream got a decent amount of views

Yeah but he made $500 dollars on a single "sussessful" stream, so uhhh.... get felted or something

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Gezz Phil had a segment for EDC (everyday carry) where he showed off a pocket knife he kept on him. What the fuck is this loser doing EDCing? I EDC cause you never know when a nigger or pitbull is gonna try something when I go out. This faggot only leaves the house to go to the dump. He's not gonna encounter a rodent of unusual size that he'll need to use it on at the dump.

 

[Iron Father]

Gwet fucked Wenzel!

Apparently this dude is from Seattle, they should meet up and have an offline match (yeah right).

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Gezz Phil had a segment for EDC (everyday carry) where he showed off a pocket knife he kept on him. What the fuck is this loser doing EDCing? I EDC cause you never know when a nigger or pitbull is gonna try something when I go out. This faggot only leaves the house to go to the dump. He's not gonna encounter a rodent of unusual size that he'll need to use it on at the dump.

maybe that's why DSP fattened up khet so much: human shield/curtain. He could hypothetically hide behind her and be completely eclipsed, out of view and out of danger.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

If the gout ever affects his hands he is up shit creek as a gamer. I've dealt with gout in my ankle a few times but when it hits you hands it gets real. I am right hand/right eye dominant and a one time flare up in my hand screwed everything up. I need some more left hand/left eye range time and replaced my automatic knives with left hand versions. I don't have any pain in the right hand anymore but cannot make a tight fist or grip anything heavy tight enough to lift one handed. I made my own bed and am now learning to lay in it. DSP will be out SOL if it happens to him. I remember some guy on Youtube a decade or so ago who was quadriplegic and streamed using only his mouth and face muscles to play. Poor bastard was actually good at the games as well. Imagine Phil in the same boat. DSP tries it would involve the "home nurse" spoon feeding him paste and changing his diaper at the same time. Anyway, as a fellow gout enjoyer I guess I deserve a fair bit of scorn myself but I won't blame a detractor for it.

 

[dent_whisperer]

If the gout ever affects his hands he is up shit creek as a gamer. I've dealt with gout in my ankle a few times but when it hits you hands it gets real. I am right hand/right eye dominant and a one time flare up in my hand screwed everything up. I need some more left hand/left eye range time and replaced my automatic knives with left hand versions. I don't have any pain in the right hand anymore but cannot make a tight fist or grip anything heavy tight enough to lift one handed. I made my own bed and am now learning to lay in it. DSP will be out SOL if it happens to him. I remember some guy on Youtube a decade or so ago who was quadriplegic and streamed using only his mouth and face muscles to play. Poor bastard was actually good at the games as well. Imagine Phil in the same boat. DSP tries it would involve the "home nurse" spoon feeding him paste and changing his diaper at the same time. Anyway, as a fellow gout enjoyer I guess I deserve a fair bit of scorn myself but I won't blame a detractor for it.

Does it cause loss of feeling in feet like the beetus? Can't help think one of the reasons he refuses to go out much is that he doesn't have all the feeling in his feet and driving is actually a challenge for him.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Regarding the Switch 2 announcement, I saw someone posting a video of how people could easily fuck it up by trying to slide the new joycons instead of just putting them in as intended.

The first reply to it? "DSP Tries It".
It's funny how even for normalfags, the concept of "DSP Tries It" is not about testing or learning about products but rather failing at simple tasks.


Not to mention that, for a podcast, it heavily relies on you watching it, which completely defeats the purpose of a podcast. I know ever since the pandemic dumb faggot comedians felt it was mandatory to have a studio and professional camera so people can see the hosts sitting and talking, but the point is that adding video adds nothing and shouldn't be necessary.
I just can't imagine downloading Phil's "podcast" as audio and having to go through 30 minute segments where he's messing with his lights and leaderboard, only to start begging in a segment that's clearly dedicated to live viewers.
Just another good example of Phil thinking he knows best about everything. Has he ever worked on radio and broadcast before? No. Has he ever listened to a podcast or knows what it means? Apparently not. Does his podcast have a topic to be interesting? No, the podcast is about himself, what he did yesterday, what he's doing today and what he will do later, it's literally a podcast about Darksydephil featuring Darksydephil. So he has absolutely no experience, knowledge or topics beyond himself but still felt like he needed to have a podcast.

remember when he tried to flex on some random on twitter that was dunking on him by just replying "I have a podcast"
lmao what a faggot. if someone has the screenshot of that please post it

edit: found it

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Does it cause loss of feeling in feet like the beetus? Can't help think one of the reasons he refuses to go out much is that he doesn't have all the feeling in his feet and driving is actually a challenge for him.

There is no loss of feeling, quite to the contrary "feeling" is cranked up to 11. I had my right leg broken in three places when I was 12 and the pain is on par with that. Prescription painkillers do nothing for it. I've tried every variety of prescription opiates and opioids and the only thing that gives relief is 2-3 days of high water intake, low protein and low sugar intake.
(i.e. the antithesis of the normal advertised Western diet of poison)

 

[Iron Father]

It's easy to forget how abnormal this content is after awhile, but this is literally just a fat guy stuffing his face with a sub and describing each bite. Absolute trash.