DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Was about to post KC uploading their highlight of DSP's tits and he replied to it. Ah yes I love when my best friends upload clips where they are streaming laughing at my fat embarrassing tits. Just a good razzing. I often stream myself insulting my friends and clipping it for others to also laugh at. How could Triple Bypass(that's what I call him) and his gaming soul mate with a shredded body do this?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If he weren't such a slimy piece of shit I'd feel bad for him, but he is, so I don't.

 

[Squatty Potty]

It just a yellow n64 controller. Is DSP even known for playing n64 games?

He's known for playing one...

Edit: He also played Mario 64 on the Jasper reveal scam stream.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Was about to post KC uploading their highlight of DSP's tits and he replied to it. Ah yes I love when my best friends upload clips where they are streaming laughing at my fat embarrassing tits. Just a good razzing. I often stream myself insulting my friends and clipping it for others to also laugh at. How could Triple Bypass(that's what I call him) and his gaming soul mate with a shredded body do this?

CuckSydePhil, indeed. All because he's so set on trying to grift off of a human waterbed and his pet cokehead, who are trying to do the same thing to him.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

This is beyond sadness now

He is in OT

$0 in tips, no subs, no members

ICS with 95% of the contribution yet he hits his $150 goal

There's zero incentives for him to handle Sakai modship now because the longer he denies it the more ICS will cuck out stream after stream

 

[lupinthethird]

So earlier today he said he's not playing Stellar Blade once he gets to 100 consecutive goals hit now, which I've been wondering about since he played it during his Christmas stream. Pretty dumb because this was probably the only smart move about his new goals system, to watch him playing a game that he would viscerally be repulsed by. What is he offering his viewers once he hits 100 goals reached now? I'm willing to bet he switches up and makes it a game he really wants to play. Knowing him I can see him putting it off until about 80-90+ goals are reached then springing something stupid that he's interested in and no one in his audience wants "I don't know why attendance is so low, YOU GUYS all voted for this, WE reached 100 goals for this". I can see it all so vividly.

 

[Balr0g]

This is beyond sadness now

He is in OT

$0 in tips, no subs, no members

ICS with 95% of the contribution yet he hits his $150 goal

There's zero incentives for him to handle Sakai modship now because the longer he denies it the more ICS will cuck out stream after stream

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How long until we get the tried and true "now guyz tips are the liquidity of my Business and i haven't seen much tips lately" spiel? If this hadn't dropped that would have been THE stream to break his back. A zero khantribution stream is something I for one wish upon him. A real hard slap to the face.

Also Phil knows that the razzing from KC is coupled with money from their whales. So he will sit there and take it. Phil is a hooker (a bad one but still) and he will do everything he has to for his pimp. Machinima, Twitch, curse, YouTube. He will go out and make Daddy some Money but once he is kicked out he will curse at them and praise the next pimp who takes him in

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

At some point Triple P (he asked me by email to call him that) will decide to chase detractor bucks. Can he get them? He would have to nuke Phil finally and drastically. Would dropping the dozens of long DMs do it? Right now the detractors are getting to watch ASH shit on Phil, and the only price they pay is having to watch Phil pretend he has a friend/grift alongside ASH. It’s not like with Sidescrollers where Craig can make a quick $1k in superchats by talking to Phil.

 

[Yung Dalph]

At some point Triple P (he asked me by email to call him that) will decide to chase detractor bucks. Can he get them?

He already is? Kind of? Isn't that what the "razzing" segments are for? He is trying to play double agent by putting Phil on the spot and roasting him, but simultaneously making Phil more money, so I believe the detractors are not pleased by that.

However I agree with you, and I think it will inevitably happen once all dents have been milked and the hype (and profit) from the wrestling show dies out.

KC is slowly putting Phil back in their rotation of lolcows they clown on, and he is damn near forced to take it. Technically, they can keep this going as long as they want, but I believe money and hype is the main motivator so once that's gone they'll dump him.

 

[Nate Dingus]

At some point Triple P (he asked me by email to call him that) will decide to chase detractor bucks. Can he get them?

He announced on the last wrestling episode that a dono goal would be forcing Phil to watch and explain the Wolverine doll video.

It entices the dentractors, while being tame enough that Phil wouldn't immediately reject it. Triple P with the triple grift.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

He announced on the last wrestling episode that a dono goal would be forcing Phil to watch and explain the Wolverine doll video.

It entices the dentractors, while being tame enough that Phil wouldn't immediately reject it. Triple P with the triple grift.

This could segue into the 10 year plan he scammed Linda on which might be funny. DSP is still living his own reality where the pandermic lockdowns never ended.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It entices the dentractors, while being tame enough that Phil wouldn't immediately reject it. Triple P with the triple grift.

I don't think this'll work on anyone but the dumbest dents and kinosisters. Even the dumbest troll tipper knows that a mere 1-5 dollar tip talking about the Wolverine toy delivered during a prestream where Phil was already pissed off from the get go will lead to an unhinged rant and new retcon and Great Narrative shift regarding the lore.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

and the dude doing it is fat as fuck, easiest "look whos talking". Phil is only capable to go hard on text messages scrolling up in his chat,.

Which is funny considering DSPs most common go to come back is "nuh uh not me. You!"

 

[strandedcastaway]

I don't think this'll work on anyone but the dumbest dents and kinosisters. Even the dumbest troll tipper knows that a mere 1-5 dollar tip talking about the Wolverine toy delivered during a prestream where Phil was already pissed off from the get go will lead to an unhinged rant and new retcon and Great Narrative shift regarding the lore.

I disagree. It's already working. PPP (you know the joke) just made a few hundred dollars talking about wrestling and then making fun of Phil's moobs while Phil sat there like a bitch and took it. KC and DSP dents will pay to watch Phil answer questions about stories like the Wolverine doll (a relatively tame story compared to later scams and lies) because they know he can't squirm out of it or block PPP. Phil will retcon his life for the hundredth time, but money will be made.

The test of all this "let's see what abuse Phil will take for money" will be when they finally go after his wife. That will be the end of the saga...or maybe Phil will just laugh, roll over, and throw Kat under the bus. Remains to be seen. That day isn't coming as long as they're making what they're making now.

 

[Hardbop]

So earlier today he said he's not playing Stellar Blade once he gets to 100 consecutive goals hit now, which I've been wondering about since he played it during his Christmas stream. Pretty dumb because this was probably the only smart move about his new goals system, to watch him playing a game that he would viscerally be repulsed by. What is he offering his viewers once he hits 100 goals reached now? I'm willing to bet he switches up and makes it a game he really wants to play. Knowing him I can see him putting it off until about 80-90+ goals are reached then springing something stupid that he's interested in and no one in his audience wants "I don't know why attendance is so low, YOU GUYS all voted for this, WE reached 100 goals for this". I can see it all so vividly.

He is planning to bring back the coveted Viewers Choice Playthrough. Given his recent track record, I can imagine this will sputter out within 5 streams barring whale support, resulting in some quite juicy begs.

 

[Balr0g]

I agree on that. KC have turned DSP into their own personal lolcow and now they are milking him for what he is worth. They have their own "Grill Phil" section in their wrassle wrassle show and then they used that plus whatever detractor content tickles their fancy for their own show to make even more content out of Phil. and Phil takes it because he has a chance to make more money. It can't be for views or other stuff because his main channel is basically flatlined. A zombie channel where stuff still gets uploaded but nobody cares (except the hardcore fan base and detractor content creators). I mean look at those views


That is not healthy. That is on life-support. Or in his case whale-support. His amrk guys stream got a decent amount of views

But is that supposed to save his career? how many will actually migrate to his main channel? Or donate outside of wrassle wrassle?

 

[Yung Dalph]

But is that supposed to save his career? how many will actually migrate to his main channel? Or donate outside of wrassle wrassle?

It doesn't matter.

What matters to him is that RIGHT NOW he is getting money and views. It has only mattered to him what is going on RIGHT NOW. Always.

His life is, and has always been, a series of RIGHT NOWs, and it's always been a priority to make sure he is comfortable RIGHT NOW. If that means he has to be Tranny Ps bottom bitch, so be it. It doesn't matter that there is no conceivable way that relationship will work long term, and it's long term benefits would outweigh the drawbacks.

 

[BScCollateral]

Triple-P is making fat jokes.
I blame Biden.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

Triple-P is making fat jokes.
I blame Biden.

fat on fat crime.

Luckily for PPP he can live like health care is free.

DSP cant afford it on his 120k a year salary.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That is not healthy. That is on life-support. Or in his case whale-support. His amrk guys stream got a decent amount of views

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But is that supposed to save his career? how many will actually migrate to his main channel? Or donate outside of wrassle wrassle?

He's trying to get the kino dents to stay with him. He tried to do the whole "alt right" "pro trump" political show to keep them around, but they left. this whole show is about milking them for money, and I think PPP (that's what I call him, triple P) knows this and is asking for half of the profits. he's desperate right now. hell, the last wrestling show had less viewers than the first and it will keep going down.