DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Vic Viper T301 said:
I'm waiting for the PC hate train to start again when someone tells him that the 5000 line of graphics cards releases soon, he's going to want to immediately get a 5090 and even Phil will get sticker shock at the $2000 price tag. It's not like he can sell his 4090 to mitigate it either, trolls will prevent him.
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Phil has TWO 4070 Supers, right? He'll need to upgrade both the gaming and streaming PC.
 
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Pig Mac (That's what I call him, we razz each other) could probably come out and say he believes every word the detractors say, that he is onl;y milking Phil for money and views, and that both Phil and Khet are the most ugly, disgusting people on the planet with zero self reflection and DSP would still see him as a friend. Hell he could flat out just say Phil is his pet retard and he doesn't give a shit if he were to go bankrupt tomorrow and Phil would do nothing in opposition.
 
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Corpun said:
that he is onl;y milking Phil for money and views, and that both Phil and Khet are the most ugly, disgusting people on the planet with zero self reflection and DSP would still see him as a friend.
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When DSP first got involved with KC he said he knew they had made fun of his wife prior (before he even had contact with them) and then DSP told KC behind duh scenes it's not allowed anymore. I remember DSP explaining this on stream. Whether the "work" turns into a "shoot" and PPP roasts khet, and DSP still takes it like a bitch, you might be right, I wouldn't be surprised.
 
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Corpun said:
Pig Mac (That's what I call him, we razz each other) could probably come out and say he believes every word the detractors say, that he is onl;y milking Phil for money and views, and that both Phil and Khet are the most ugly, disgusting people on the planet with zero self reflection and DSP would still see him as a friend. Hell he could flat out just say Phil is his pet retard and he doesn't give a shit if he were to go bankrupt tomorrow and Phil would do nothing in opposition.
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It's because you don't get that it is just a bit, just good fun. They are just razzing each other, and with each other it is meant to be one-sided as it should be.
 
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RougeRed said:
When you understand that, a lot of the stuff that Phil does/thinks/says kinda makes sense from his perspective. To a sociopath or an extreme narcissist, other people are basically just furniture that moves around a lot. They only exist to serve a purpose to you, and when they don't or can't anymore, you just throw it away and replace it. He doesn't see any deeper value to people like most of us do, so when he replaces a close friend with a cat it's the same in his mind.

I think that's why he believes that Jasper and Kat are actually valid replacements for having other friends.
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And that has always been his problem. He can only see what you can do for him and him only - whether that's reheating his Doordash or doing something that he finds value. For example, John Rambo carried his bags and was basically his pack mule. Once he moved, it was "Thank you, next." It's a tale as old as time in the snortex. I've mentioned this before: you're only good to Phil IF you can do something for him and him only. If you're not giving him money, you're a loser. If you're not helping him GET him money, you're a loser. Basically, if you're not helping him feed his addiction to gacha and DoorDash, you're pointless to have around. Phil has created his own personal hell based off of laziness and the shortest way to feed his addiction. This in turn has turned his mature adult condo into his personal prison and personal hell.

There was a quote I stumbled upon in a YouTube video that can easily be applied to Dave and it goes like this: "If you don't go through hell to create success, you will find out the hell creates itself later." If you REALLY think about it, Phil discovering YouTube and the internet at large is own personal hell. Not just him being an asshole to the FGC, but also to everyone that was either a former fan or detractor on the internet. Also, him being part of Machinima back in the day only boosted his already large ego, as he told Hutch back in the day that he wanted his videos featured once a week and didn't want to edit a damn thing, even as simple as dropping the Machinima intro into his videos - something that takes 8-10 seconds in something like Movie Maker back in the day - that was too much work for Phil.

He has no friends, no family, in a "marriage" he was pressured into going into, as he even admitted in passing he was pressured by his parents into doing, and he has no job prospects except doing what he's doing.

That said, this is what he wanted. He wanted to get away from his parents, he wanted play the e-thot handbook rule for rule, and telling himself over and over again that he is "successful". Sucks to suck.
 
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Once I find that genie lamp, Phil! Oh, your days are numbered!

Sarcasm aside, what the hell is up with him wanting to win the lottery all of a sudden? Does he have some delusion of grandeur once again where he thinks if he wins, he can sue every detractor that made a mean comment and/or YouTube video about him?

I swear, the writers of the snortex are really amping their work, for sure.
 

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Beverly Sutphin said:
Once I find that genie lamp, Phil! Oh, your days are numbered!

Sarcasm aside, what the hell is up with him wanting to win the lottery all of a sudden? Does he have some delusion of grandeur once again where he thinks if he wins, he can sue every detractor that made a mean comment and/or YouTube video about him?

I swear, the writers of the snortex are really amping their work, for sure.
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Like all mature adults with business degrees, Phil is counting on the lottery to be his retirement plan.
 
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Talking about the lottery makes me think he’s desperate…but his money is good. I wonder if Khet is very ill and about to be physically as well as financially dependent. First thing that comes to mind. On the other hand, it’s probably silly to try to connect cause and effect with Phil and his fantasies. He’s got a very special brain.
 
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Huggler said:
I'm talking about his SF days, when he was "drunk" and at least could talk back, threaten to beat up or kill someone. We know in person he could never back it up, but this shows how he was a internet tough guy at some point and.. he is whatever he is now
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DSP was only ever able to talk shit when he was wasted off his tits and loaded with McDonald's. That kind of destruction numbed his cowardice.
His current gin-sipping alcoholism has turned him into a low energy faggot, so he stands no chance against PPP's Cheshire cat barrage of banter.
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
the 10 year plan is becoming a titty streamer.
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"Looks like I got a $100 tip from TotallyNotDerich. Let me put him as the top stream daddy on the leaderboard. Okay. *SNORT* Derish...I mean TotallyNotDerich says "If we can hit 5 goals this stream, can we get a bikini try on haul stream? Wow. I mean why not. I thought you were going to ask for a Squat Stream but I can't do that because of my back but I can see doing a bikini try on haul stream. *Leans in to burp into the mic* Let me see what chat says. *Squints and ignores as manyof the horrified responses in the chat as he can* Doohoohoo. OnlyIcedSmegma says that would be horrifying. Let's go ahead and give him Das Boot."
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Talking about the lottery makes me think he’s desperate…but his money is good. I wonder if Khet is very ill and about to be physically as well as financially dependent. First thing that comes to mind. On the other hand, it’s probably silly to try to connect cause and effect with Phil and his fantasies. He’s got a very special brain.
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he talks about it so often that if he wasn't such a hermit I'd think he was a scratcher junkie. can you do the WA lotto online or on a mobile app?

and i get that "If I win the lotto..." is a common figure of speech but he brings it up at least weekly and it becomes an actual point of discussion for him instead of a figure of speech.
 
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