Approximately How Many Eggs Do You Eat in a Week?

About 12,000,000
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Unlike you peasants, I feed exclusively on female infants.
 
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I will eat between 6 and 12 in a week, depending on what other breakfast options I have on hand. I try to eat a lot of protein and not a lot of processed stuff, and eggs are easy. I limit myself to 2 a day because I'm concerned that I'll gas my friends and loved ones to death.
 
I used to eat 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, but nowadays I aim for 5.
 
Do you people eat the shells too? I hear they are healthy.
I rinse the shells and set them aside, to be crushed once they're dry. My dad has a garden and he likes to use them in his gardening soil - something about adding minerals and adjusting pH, but I should ask him to give me the full breakdown.

OT: 4 to 6, either scrambled for a sandwich or hard boiled.
 
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I rinse the shells and set them aside, to be crushed once they're dry. My dad has a garden and he likes to use them in his gardening soil - something about adding minerals and adjusting pH, but I should ask him to give me the full breakdown.

OT: 4 to 6, either scrambled for a sandwich or hard boiled.
When I used to grow veggies I'd also do this it's great for the soil. Funnily enough scrambled eggs with the shells are also really good chicken food.
 
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