🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Osama Bin Laden]

Above is the "farewell address" he mentions in an earlier tweet, posted below.

this is worse than the berlin wall falling

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

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Above is the "farewell address" he mentions in an earlier tweet, posted below.
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"Thank you to Faith Vickers for being the mother of my son"
Damn, he really has forgotten Cozy Rozy exists, holy shit Ralph, not a single mention of his daughter

 

[Finger Pistols]

The highlights of Ralphs career will forever be streams where he was passed out drunk.

I prefer the time when he fatly fell from his chair while "show me dat pussy, show it to me" played in the background with the sounds of piss bottles rattling right after calling @Potentially Criminal fat.
Edit: I had to post it again.

 

[Necrosan]

He strikes me as a customer whom you'd ask "How are things going?" out of politeness and they just spill their whole life story you don't give any shits about.

He should tell these stories to whatever hooker he manages to get to get them to leave sooner.

 

[RodgerDodger]

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Above is the "farewell address" he mentions in an earlier tweet, posted below.
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it turns out Ralph was secretly Joe Biden all along. And now they both ride off into the sunset.

Seriously, can Ralph's physiology actually withstand sobriety for a period longer than 57 minutes? It feels like his vital functions can only remain stable within a carefully balanced equilibrium of booze, hard drugs, soft drugs, and drain cleaner. If they take anything away it's going to start an escalating chemical fusion reaction that will explode in the middle of Tijuana.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i need Null Ethan Ralph impersonator AI to read off the tweets

 

[RodgerDodger]

i need Null Ethan Ralph impersonator AI to read off the tweets

That might be the thing that finally destroys the very concept of AI forever.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Five star days?

 

[Not Really Here]

Dis nigga going to get sober, then die on a relapse.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Dis nigga going to get sober, then die on a relapse.

My hope is in his detox'ing delerium he discovers Mexican Jesus and starts a Mexican Cult. Without ever speaking a word of Spanish.

 

[August Levasseur]

Thread theme:

See you when you get out*, Ralph!

Spoiler

*next week

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

Hmmmmm. Computer, focus on the 2nd picture.
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Computer, enhance man on right.
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Enhance further on body.
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Computer, move lower, enhance one more time, and highlight anything abnormal.
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Gunt shadow

Those are some fucking FALSE teeth, too.

 

[Jump]

Yeah, what's going on with that?

Actually I think Ralph never ever mentioning his brother online is prob the best thing he has ever done. I am sure there are some dent head cow tippers out there who would have fucked with him just to get a reaction out of Ralph. The dude was dealt a shitty hand in life and doesn't need random assholes from the internet messing with him.

 

[Rubber Plant]

The rich and famous with millions of dollars going to the finest rehab centers in the world struggle with their sobriety. Piggertits doesn't have a chance in hell.

 

[the_hidden_one]

Nice eulogy. I'm going to be optimistic and hope he sorts his life out. There was a period where the killstream was actually entertaining and wouldn't be against seeing it come back.

Godspeed faggot. Don't fuck up what is probably your last chance.

 

[Wild Pack Of Jerkop's]

There was a period where the killstream was actually entertaining and wouldn't be against seeing it come back.

Unfortunately, I dont see that ever happening. There are so many people that Ralph has burnt the bridge with so many people that even if he pulled a 180 and turned everything around the guests that made the killstream what it was would never return.

 

[hothead]

I prefer the time when he fatly fell from his chair while "show me dat pussy, show it to me" played in the background with the sounds of piss bottles rattling right after calling @Potentially Criminal fat.
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I love how his recommendation page looks almost identical to mine.

 

[timewave0]

For the sake of his two young children, I hope Ralph succeeds in rehab and is able to turn over a new leaf once he’s out. Obviously that wouldn’t be a very funny outcome — nor is it especially likely — but I do hope it happens.

@MadStan post on pg 1905 convinced me, I disavow

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

And then he overdosed and died. The End.

 

[Kakkerum420]

I sincerely wish that Ralph can get his shit together but if he doesn't I want him to burn every Dax bridge possble.