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I really hope he goes through with the rehab. That was the most sober hes sounded in years and its a good look on him.
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There’s no god damn way he completes it in a way that matters, full stop
ETA as far as what I want to happen, I just want whatever the funniest option is to happen to him, anything at all that is hilarious, which is most things
If he gets a traumatic brain injury and completes rehab I will laff and watch everybody clown him for being a sober straight edge retard
If he does what we all know will happen (come on, we know) and fails at any point I will laff and watch everybody clown him for being a weak willed spineless little pussy
Its possible that people will clown him for both reasons, or some mixture of these, which is also acceptable
Ralph will get exactly what he deserves regardless of what form it takes, and that's what's magic about him
ETA as far as what I want to happen, I just want whatever the funniest option is to happen to him, anything at all that is hilarious, which is most things
If he gets a traumatic brain injury and completes rehab I will laff and watch everybody clown him for being a sober straight edge retard
If he does what we all know will happen (come on, we know) and fails at any point I will laff and watch everybody clown him for being a weak willed spineless little pussy
Its possible that people will clown him for both reasons, or some mixture of these, which is also acceptable
Ralph will get exactly what he deserves regardless of what form it takes, and that's what's magic about him
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LittleKittyKat
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This pig doesn't even wanna do the inauguration stream. For fuck's sake.
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Which is why I voted 3 days, I think he's going inpatient for detox and then outpatient for the rest, and will fail. He'll hide his failure from the internet for the full 30 days and then the clock starts ticking on his mask slipping. He will at best manage to be a dry drunk* for a while, but it's the pills that will get him.
*An alcoholic that is not currently drinking, but has not addressed or understood the reason for the drinking.
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What happens to Ralph is a matter of supreme indifference to me.
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I know it's snowballs chance in hell but I do hope Ralph's life somehow improves from this. But we all know it's going to be the same song and dance.
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i've seen hopeless drunks and junkies turn it around before. plenty don't get sober until later in life. this announcement feels more like a premature victory lap though. it will not be easy---much tougher than he thinks---but the recent pillstream may very well have served as a new rock bottom. i'm 50-50 right now.
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Oh yeah, Ralph will complete rehab including all 12 steps, then realize streaming from a shack in Mexico is not good for his mental health. He'll move back to the US, get a real job, pay off his student loan, then meet a nice women that he won't beat for once. He'll start a family - a real family - and then he'll mend fences with both the Vickers and Morris clan. They'll all meet together for the holidays at Casa de Ralph (ironic Spanish name for his house since it's now in the good old country his Daddy gave him) and they'll regale each other with stories of the good old days and all give thanks that Ralph is now sober. In that time Ralph will become Joshua Moon's best friend.
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I voted a month, which will likely happen if there isn't a medical emergency (The pig is so used to being intoxicated 24/7 that his body goes into shock from the lack of drugs). I think he'll be bored and just be sitting around eating the whole time, putting weight back on. Then within 2 months of getting out he'll fall off the wagon, since he's a fat, alcoholic, pill popping, revenge pornographer felon and has nothing in life to life for and stay sober for.
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The last time Ralph had a decent sober streak was right after the Fuentes/AF breakup where he was driven by pure spite. He essentially replaced one drug with another. Rage and petty vengeance seem to be the only other thing that can sustain him during his brief sobriety arcs.
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Shame on you guys! Don't you see Ralph is in a state of needing support and all you guys making fun of him will just make his mental health even worse? How can you be so heartless! After all he's only a drunk, abusive, manipulative, predatory, gunted, three tittied, lazy horse fucker!
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I'm going to be a big sap and you all have to deal with it.
When I was like 12 or 13 I was on a long drive with my Dad though a long stretch of nothingness and out of the blue he said, "You know no matter how bad things get they can always get better". Thought it was weird at the time because as far as I was concerned nothing was bad aside from the usual junior high nonsense. I don't know why he said it either, maybe he watched some PSA about suicide or there was some family bullshit going on with one of my retarded relatives I didn't know about but it stuck with me. Think it was the abruptness of it that made me remember it so well. It's good advice though and I've remembered it during some the harder times in my life and sure enough that with some willpower and patience things can get better, no matter how bad they get. Or you fucking die I guess?
My point is that despite Ralph's many evil deeds and his many retarded decisions it'd be nice to see that even for a fuckup like him things can get better. Obviously I don't hold out a lot of hope and I know he's an emotionally unstable insane person but it'd be nice to see him pick himself up and stay standing. It would prove that weird thing my Dad said out of nowhere more correct than ever before if Ethan Ralph turns it around.
Ralph, if you get a fucking job I had better get some credit.
Give me my rainbows, faggots.
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exactly look at ethan ralph the last 5 years, its just been getting better and better.
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a guy like ralph committing to sobriety is a reeeeaaaal fucking long shot, i know. But even if he just stepped back and never interacted with another human (which is true hell) hed be better off. Its just one thing to be a drunkard and another to be on stream falling, and quite possibly face down vomiting onto the floor underneath the camera cause in the back of your head you hear granny from squidbillies saying "make sure hes face down so he doesnt choke on vomit, thats how hendrix went." And then you wake up with your nose and ear covered in acid-vomit and realize what your life has become.
shock on the body and shear boredom are the things that make it the hardest to quit alcohol. Pills im not so sure about, but god damn i understand how fucking boring and tedious life gets when you get in that situation.
it kind of sucks the people that do the rubberband sober spiel. Any drug, or nicotine, or alcohol you quit and come back to by rubberbanding makes the next quit cycle so much fucking worse.
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When you do drugs like Ethan Ralph does you don't process feelings.
Even just being slightly sober the past 7 years crashed down on him like a ton of shit.
IF he is going to make it through rehab he will need some form of (gasp) therapy from a real shrink, not a rehab counselor,
I do not think he will make it through a week but honestly I hope he does. If he doesn't get clean he'll probably be dead soon.
Even just being slightly sober the past 7 years crashed down on him like a ton of shit.
IF he is going to make it through rehab he will need some form of (gasp) therapy from a real shrink, not a rehab counselor,
I do not think he will make it through a week but honestly I hope he does. If he doesn't get clean he'll probably be dead soon.
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Always a great sign when the specialists are astonished by your condition. Like going to the doctor and hearing "what the hell is this?"
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Frankly, I cannot find a single month-long detox service for $900 that covers everything.
This one includes all meals and accommodation, note the "from US$ 247".
A month's stay is well over $1000.
There's ones specifically for benzodiazepine abuse and alcoholics.
The pricing is all over the place and these sites usually cite a "from, estimation" figure, who knows what kind of hidden costs they'll be.
The first one is priced in the US dollar. The second one is in Mexican pesos.
$900 is about $19,000 Mexican pesos. Did this fat retard see "$19,000 (priced in US dollars)" and assumed it was Mexican pesos?
Enjoy your totally real $900 vacation for 30 days, piggy. See you early next week.
This one includes all meals and accommodation, note the "from US$ 247".
A month's stay is well over $1000.
There's ones specifically for benzodiazepine abuse and alcoholics.
The pricing is all over the place and these sites usually cite a "from, estimation" figure, who knows what kind of hidden costs they'll be.
The first one is priced in the US dollar. The second one is in Mexican pesos.
$900 is about $19,000 Mexican pesos. Did this fat retard see "$19,000 (priced in US dollars)" and assumed it was Mexican pesos?
Enjoy your totally real $900 vacation for 30 days, piggy. See you early next week.
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Note to self: if I ever go to rehab, don't make a 10 minute long video about it, just make something short and sweet so people can't nitpick stuff that you fail to or forget to mention.
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There’s also the issue that there’s no way he can detox from the amount of benzos and God knows what else he’s on in a month, and any place that would tell him that is lying. These Mexican rehabs are not meant for people with such varied and complex issues as Ralph; even 90 days wouldn’t be enough to make a dent in the intensive detox and treatment he needs to have even a chance at success. As someone else mentioned, you can’t even begin treating addiction issues until the physical dependency has worn off. If I cared about Ralph, I would actually be worried that any place that would accept $900 to detox him could actually kill him if they try to do what they do for most of their clients.