Why do "Retards" post to Kiwi Farms?

[Schizoid Wife]

If they're retarded how'd they figure out how to read? How can they use a keyboard?

 

[liam dees]

Ask your mirror.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

ighd jkskel; gsnwj

 

[Axiom.]

We're a very advanced people that you mere mortals shall never understand.

 

[Hypnomouse]

My new found personal philosophy is, why not allow myself to be retarded here? Who knows me here? Better then outside. From free speech to the freedom to be retarded. That is clearly what the founding fathers envisioned. Anyone who disagrees is retarded.

 

[Caveman]

Caveman Caveman Caveman Caveman

 

[Ultrapenguin]

That's the entire goal of kiwi farms.

Josh claims that the website is kept afloat by donations, but really he's funded by the government who considers his work keeping retards inside and off the street to be a form of public service. He'll deny it if anyone asks though.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

because autism is a superpower

 

[Jason Wynn]

Because Null opened registrations again.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

If they're retarded how'd they figure out how to read? How can they use a keyboard?

There's some that use voice typing programs, that would explain the multiple ortographic errors

 

[peachlover669]

I propose a better question, why does kiwifarms allow retards? the answer may shock you!

 

[Pina Colada]

Being a tard wrangler and a tard translator is a thankless job.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

The fuck'd you call me?

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Is mayonnaise a instrument?

 

[Hellwalker]

Thank god I'm not a retard. As for being able to read and type, I don't actually know what the OP is because I can't read. For typing, I just mash my keyboard 10 times and see what it comes up with. Surprisingly, it's very fluent.

 

[Cats]

my cat tells me the words to say.