Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Glowie]

Least stinky fujo

I read that as least stinky Funko

Imagine when this ham beast gets her own merch when she gets fixed inevitably.
My reasoning why she is fat as fuck
1. She thinks herself to be some "kawaii uguu" anime character as form of escapist fantasy
2. Psychiatrict medication can trigger or worsen obesity
3. Regular consumption of goyslop eg Taco bell
4. Her fucking mattress and inability to take care of herself
5.Her aggressive denial like fatties do to distort reality

Ergo kiwi farms bound toilet Zoey-san is a fat stinky entity who refuses to move on with her life or lack of it. Any legitimate advice given is like talking to an fat choked artery, nothing is getting through and situation is getting worse. Until the inevitable happens.

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

Hi Zoey

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

See you with a new sock tomorrow, Zoey

ftfy

 

[Sandnigger]

I like to think that entire population of Florida acts like Zoey. I feel like it's way more interesting to think she's normal among a group of insane people.

Between Asmongold and Charlie, there's probably something in the water that makes floridians want to publicize themselves.

 

[Glowie]

ftfy

Last time it was less than ten hours poor @Trombonista has to clean up her posts and get her sock account banned.

I wonder does our fatty make sock accounts with naked IP or some shit VPN

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Last time it was less than ten hours poor @Trombonista has to clean up her posts and get her sock account banned.

I wonder does our fatty make sock accounts with naked IP or some shit VPN

Well allow me to ask, and this is a serious question, but does Zoey actually possess the mental capacity required to use a vpn?

 

[NerdShamer]

Well allow me to ask, and this is a serious question, but does Zoey actually possess the mental capacity required to use a vpn?

I'm inclined to say "no" but then it would raise the question of how she managed to download Genshin Impact, one of the worst games in history, on her phone without bricking it

 

[CallmeCicada]

Last time it was less than ten hours poor @Trombonista has to clean up her posts and get her sock account banned.

I wonder does our fatty make sock accounts with naked IP or some shit VPN

Well allow me to ask, and this is a serious question, but does Zoey actually possess the mental capacity required to use a vpn?

I'm inclined to say "no" but then it would raise the question of how she managed to download Genshin Impact, one of the worst games in history, on her phone without bricking it

I had the same question a few pages back, Toji answered this.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/zoey-aumiist-emoboyfucker69-dollienarc-mitsufan-splatinist-xkiwifarmjoshx-and-many-more.197481/post-20333306

 

[Jotch]

Zoey your game was shit and you know it. You can't fuck your way to good reviews and get away with it!

 

[NaggotFigger]

Zoey your game was shit and you know it. You can't fuck your way to good reviews and get away with it!

If you straight up take it personally with her waifus and husbandos, it’s a federal crime to her.

Continuing to make fun of her favorite shota husbando constitutes felony bad taste cyber harassment. You have to quietly wait for the knock. The FBI knows it all… stlaker child. Hush. Quietly is the key.

 

[Glowie]

Well allow me to ask, and this is a serious question, but does Zoey actually possess the mental capacity required to use a vpn?

Some VPNs are retard proof with push button simple instructions, retard proof even. Zoey has capacity to use Google and Steam, so yes.

 

[Super Guido]

Zoey your game was shit and you know it. You can't fuck your way to good reviews and get away with it!

Unless both Zoeys did that, you're mixing her up with Zoe Quinn.

 

[Jotch]

Unless both Zoeys did that, you're mixing her up with Zoe Quinn.

Quinn is her maiden name

 

[Schizoid Wife]

If you straight up take it personally with her waifus and husbandos, it’s a federal crime to her.

Continuing to make fun of her favorite shota husbando constitutes felony bad taste cyber harassment. You have to quietly wait for the knock. The FBI knows it all… stlaker child. Hush. Quietly is the key.

I heard that there's these "burbing hot electrical chords" in prison, wonder what those are or what such a retarded sounding contraption would be used for.

 

[Oddity]

Looked up her MySpace (A) - she might be from Destin, FL.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Looked up her MySpace (A) - she might be from Destin, FL.
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Destin is in the panhandle, which Milton didn't affect. But she has said (when threatening Null) that she's familiar with the area where he is from (Pensacola, which is an hour and a half away from Destin), it all checks out

 

[Angry Lurker]

WARNING: the following findings is just spergulation. They are not facts yet and do not guarantee her identity.

Spoiler: The recovery phone number was confirmed

The recovery phone number for the google account was confirmed. (Props to @Zijerb)

+1 (850) 716-6593


The other recovery phone number and e-mail have not been figured out yet.

I come to you with my following leads. The following leads are filled with proofs that contradict or what not each other and I cannot guarantee all the details but they come pretty close combined together. Please remember:

Also, Major OPSEC failure...


Link/Archive

Because it caused her to almost instantly private her entire twitter account and clean her activity.

Spoiler: Zoey B. Thompson

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

There are still a lot of [ ? ] mysteries revolving her activity online between 2019-2023 which might be rich in information. She has quite a big internet history and she slips up often so I believe even more information can be found. There are a lot of names coming up left and right, so any details could be crucial to figuring out more.

The other lead comes from the screenshot of the wallpaper with the files, but they require more information about the cow.
There are also a lot of phone numbers and e-mails left and right being thrown around so choosing the information to investigate is crucial.

I found a lot of random information that could be related like this but I have decided to be concise here and actually show information that holds somewhat of a weight, so I have pruned a lot.

Now as we've seen, she is really deliberate with the information she shares and whatnot nowadays due to her worrying about her OPSEC. Using @proton.me? Pretty funny. What a retard. A shitty VPN won't cover you either.

I personally believe that she chooses which information to display on purpose, but I hope that she gets a taste of her medicine for stalking people.

 

[Axiom.]

Zoey Thompson, wow...truly I was not expecting that.

Also, inb4 simps take over the thread.

 

[Zjierb]

I also definitely think that Zoey could very well be lying about some of the "facts" she's given us, to @Angry Lurker 's point. She's known to be an unreliable narrator, so it stands to reason that she's lied about most of her info.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Zoey Thompson, wow...truly I was not expecting that.

Also, inb4 simps take over the thread.

In the end, she was the true Stalker Child that Fatrick spoke of.