Zach is still obsessed with Noel, has no true friends, and is trying to date Z list celebrities. TWITCH UPDATES.
Hey, divas! I've tuned into some of Zach's streams this week, so I thought I'd do a little recap. Spoiler alert: he's literally spent HOURS talking about Noel again.
He mentioned repeatedly that he had a dream the one night about Noel where he was "reliving the entire breakup" and he was majorly pressed about it. He said up until that point he was feeling optimistic about the breakup recently but the dream really fucked him up. Dramatic much?
Then during one stream he was really thrown off because he got a text from one of Noel's friends. Apparently this friend had used Zach and Noel's address to forward their mail to, and after the breakup Zach received some "important" mail for the person. So instead of reaching out to the person directly, Zach unblocked Noel and tried to reach out to him. Noel repeatedly ignored him, so Zach then reached out to the friend, and the friend was just getting back to him during the stream. The friend said they would pick up the mail from him sometime and that she would change the address. For some reason this was a huge ordeal for Zach and he acted like it was super triggering. He said it "about made my heart stop" when he saw the friend's name.
He ranted about this for a good while. I wonder if this is the "real life shit" he has to deal with that he's always yelling at Amberlynn about.
He then laments again about how he lost friends during the breakup. He said he had a dream that he was confronting all of them about how they ditched him and they told him in the dream that he's crazy and they don't want anything to do with him. He said there's three people that he felt close to that have just outright abandoned him and they haven't given him a chance to tell his side of the story. Though he did talk to one of the friends and told them his side of the story and that friend still took Noel's side and has cut off all contact with Zach. LMAO. What the fuck did you do, Zachary Marie??
He also says he's frustrated because he invested a lot of time and effort in those friendships and so he's mad that they aren't here for him in his time of need. Damn, he really likes to feel like people are indebted to him. He should examine that in therapy.
Then he says he still has "space for Noel" in his life in the future, but that there would be "a lot of conditions to that" and "a lot of work would have to be done." Bestie, Noel clearly doesn't want anything to do with you, and he most definitely is not going to WORK to be in your life again, *please. be. serious.* What an asshole.
He also made a bizarre comment that he has tons of friends but he doesn't feel emotionally connected to any of them. Uhh are they really your friends then?? I really wonder what his definition of a friend is. Sounds like they're more acquaintances than anything.
Zach then talks about how he's feeling hopeful for the future of his dating life lately. He doesn't think he will ever not be in love with Noel or completely over him, so he feels like he might as well start dating again anyways. Um, okay...
BUT he says that he has no game and that he consistently fails at fliritng with people. He said he's been trying to flirt with a twitch streamer called Scootish in his streams. Scootish told Zach he was going to be in Chicago weeks ago and Zach said they could hang out, and Scootish never responded to him.
He also said he was high and he DMed some comedian Max Eddy asking for details about some other "non-binary comedian," and then the next day Zach was embarassed and so he DMed Max again and said "sorry, I was high and gay and was thirsting, lmao, but very much only just gay now, so my apologies" and Max never responded. ????
He also DMed another standup comedian and told them that their cat was "everything" and the person replied "I knooowwww." And Zach was shocked that they responded, so he said "You are so lucky to have her." The person of course never responded again. For some reason Zach thinks this is flirting. Oh my god, the delusion. He really is out here chasing Z list celebrities in the DMs.
Oh, and he also mentions that he's getting a haircut this weekend and he's also reached out to somebody online about getting another tattoo, but he's not sure yet if the tattoo place is legit or a scam.
Hope you all enjoyed this update! I'm enjoying Zach's quest to find a suitable "celebrity" partner that is totally on the same level as him. Hope none of you plebs were getting your hopes up thinking you'd have a chance with the great Zachary Marie!
(but also, don't forget to slide into his dusty DMs!)
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