Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Looney Troons]

Not being fully dialed into speedrunning games is probably one of very few intelligent moves he has ever made…. But he would likely still be more serious about it had he not been caught cheating a decade ago.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

The Chibi thread cycle has started again.

 

[TV's Adam West]

The Chibi thread cycle has started again.

That means caveman trooned out.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

The wonky eye can't be filtered.

Cant you like correct lazy eyes? I dunno enough shit about them but id have to assume there is a way and it would have cost less than a trip to japan.

Necro-replying out of the way, yeah you can correct lazy eyes and is usually stupidly easy (literally just exercising the muscles in the weaker eye by focusing on a point while obscuring vision in the stronger eye). Surgery is always an option there in case there's a risk of loss of vision but that's not too common. Not surprised a retard like her won't take the time or put any effort into correcting it.

 

[Wakka]

This is pathetic.

Part of the description reads, “SM64 speedrunning has done so much for me and without it I would be lost.”

Without wasting my life on a meaningless world record for a 30 year old game I’d be totally lost!

I’m willing to bet that a lot of these speedrunners would end up just like Chibi if they were forced to quit speedrunning.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not being fully dialed into speedrunning games is probably one of very few intelligent moves he has ever made….

You say that like it was a conscious decision and not the result of his shotgun approach to hobbies and interests. Man's never locked in in his entire life.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

What are you guys talking about, he was the goose game WR holder for about an hour on the games release week!

 

[Oliver Onions]

What are you guys talking about, he was the goose game WR holder for about an hour on the games release week!

A fitting epitaph

 

[TV's Adam West]

What are you guys talking about, he was the goose game WR holder for about an hour on the games release week!

Let's see your reddit meme game speedrun personal best.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

I take it, it's a bad time to get caught up with Chibi? Been away since he first went to Japan and I'm disappointed nothing exciting is currently happening.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I take it, it's a bad time to get caught up with Chibi? Been away since he first went to Japan and I'm disappointed nothing exciting is currently happening.

It's the Chibister, always expect to be disappointed.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I take it, it's a bad time to get caught up with Chibi? Been away since he first went to Japan and I'm disappointed nothing exciting is currently happening.

If it was the first Japan trip I think you might have missed a couple things. The Japanese TV interview he fumbled, the polycule he fumbled, the ERPing as a minor and the Great Takoyaki Saga were all post-Japan #1 I think.

If you want to know if Adam has moved forward an inch with his life, though, then the answer is a resounding no.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I take it, it's a bad time to get caught up with Chibi? Been away since he first went to Japan and I'm disappointed nothing exciting is currently happening.

This is more like the break between seasons so now is a good time to catch up. If I recall, his first Japan trip was supposed to mark the beginning of his "bad ass arc" and that was right when a colleague of his started airing his grievances about him here and it only got worse from there for him

 

[Vibralldo]

A fitting epitaph
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I'd have put
"He's finally being quiet"

 

[Vic Macedonia]

If it was the first Japan trip I think you might have missed a couple things. The Japanese TV interview he fumbled, the polycule he fumbled, the ERPing as a minor and the Great Takoyaki Saga were all post-Japan #1 I think.

If you want to know if Adam has moved forward an inch with his life, though, then the answer is a resounding no.

I did see that when flipping through the thread, someone needs to research the amount of luck(?) lolcows have to be documented out in public by people not involved with them. Seeing the Takoyaki shit was really annoying, but most of what Adam does is in a spectrum of that (really funny or really annoying).

This is more like the break between seasons so now is a good time to catch up. If I recall, his first Japan trip was supposed to mark the beginning of his "bad ass arc" and that was right when a colleague of his started airing his grievances about him here and it only got worse from there for him

I think so too, most of what I've seen him bitching about the most is his job which is retarded because of what he thinks he can accomplish versus what he already has.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

https://www.twitch.tv/shinaquaphoenix

Guess he's back to twitch unless I missed something

 

[Zane Flynt]

https://www.twitch.tv/shinaquaphoenix

Guess he's back to twitch unless I missed something

Just remember to not call him Chibi anymore, he's "past that point".

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

How is his mom doing

 

[Oliver Onions]

someone needs to research the amount of luck(?) lolcows have to be documented out in public by people not involved with them

In the particular case of the Chibi interview I think the Japanese TV crew knew exactly what was up. Waitu piggus are probably still relatively rare over there and when you see one as greasy and unkempt as Chibi you know it can only end well for your ratings.

How is his mom doing

Better than she's gonna be after Adam loses his job later this year.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

In the particular case of the Chibi interview I think the Japanese TV crew knew exactly what was up. Waitu piggus are probably still relatively rare over there and when you see one as greasy and unkempt as Chibi you know it can only end well for your ratings.

That gives me an idea. Chibi should consider being a comedian, do stand up or some sort of comic actor.

First, we had early glimpses of Chibi's comedic side in the very beginning, when he was on the GDQ couch with CavemanDCJ. This is the textbook definition of mismatched couples rivaling Jacky Chan/Chris Tucker from Rush Hour, Mel Gibson/Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon and the Dumb & Dumber guys. The universe had already blessed us with this cheeky dumb aloof guy/stone-faced serious business guy duo. If only they continued to play on this.

Since their falling out, it's not all lost. Chibi can go solo in his career. Because secondly, while on that same couch, he was making Jerry Seinfeld style observational comedy, pointing out mundane but interesting facts "why are pigs often the bad guys in video games?" He just needs to polish up his punchlines a bit and he'll be invited to David Letterman/late night talk show host.

Thirdly, on his livestreams, Chibi goes filter-off and shows he's not afraid to be a big boy and make some dirty jokes. I don't remember what they were but they've been posted in this thread before and they showed he has some comedic timing in the delivery of jokes.

Finally, he's got a natural talent in physical comedy not unlike Buster Keaton and Leslie Nielson at their prime. Recall how he, as a White Gaijin, was interviewed by Japanese TV. After fumbling over his words in a failed attempt to communicate in their native language, they pointed how his fly was open. Chibi reacted with red-faced embarrassment before turning away from the camera to zip up his fly. Only for the camera to linger at his butt crack in full view, as if Chibi was cosplaying a plumber. Chibi shows he is great at humiliating himself to make people laugh. Granted, this public humiliation was unintentional/accidental. But that only shows how much potential he has as a comedian.

Come on Chibi. Do it.