Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[I Hate The Disabled]

Since this thread is slow, let's play a game. I saw this on Twitter yesterday, apparently it's a practice question for the LSAT. The person who posted it got it wrong and was asking if other people found it hard like they did.

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What's the correct answer?

Spoiler: Are you smarter than Russtard?

It's A.

If you guessed anything else you're a retard, and here's why:

B makes an assumption not backed by the text, as does C.

D is true, but already addressed via implication in the last sentence in the paragraph.

E is already implied by the first sentence of the paragraph.

What answer do you think Rusty would give for this question?

Yeah, I answered D, but it's the least retarded of the 4 wrong ones. I now want to pick up some LSAT practice tests to see if I could get into law school. My teachers in high school always told me I should be a lawyer.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Well his multi-platinum debut album is still dropping (like a hawt potato), but now under a new title as of today.

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Formerly known as "I'm Disabled... So What?"

Better release that album, Russell. A little Kiwi told me you'll be owing someone a lot of money real soon.

 

[SteveGoatman]

His profile still says he's "law school bound"....have we heard anything about that since his initial post?

 

[Bassomatic]

His profile still says he's "law school bound"....have we heard anything about that since his initial post?

Not that I'm aware of but it looks good and hitting delete is a lot of work for the goblin.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I am plausibly not a retard and worst case scenario only 50% retarded

It's okay fren, we're all a little retarded here.

 

[moorhen]

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Well his multi-platinum debut album is still dropping (like a hawt potato), but now under a new title as of today.

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Formerly known as "I'm Disabled... So What?"

He’s genuinely so bad at writing anything that even his titles are shit.

If he wasn’t such a mong-faced bag of human excrement, it would be kind of sad he’s dedicated his whole life to an endeavour he’s clearly terrible at.

Unfortunately for him, he’s Russell Greer, so it makes it hilarious.

“I’m Disabled… So What?” Was marginally better than “Songs from my Disabled Life” but they both suck absolute ass.

Nobody wants to listen to songs about how you can’t close your mouth and women won’t suck your dick because of it, Rusty.

Rename the album again. Call it “Songs I’m Trying to Use to Get My Dick Wet (Rusty’s Version)”

 

[ScooterL]

i don’t know why he even bothers posting these announcements.

Self-soothing. He's trying to convince himself he has something to look forward to.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

i don’t know why he even bothers posting these announcements.

Because he enjoys the brief adrenalin rush and thinks that this time, he will go viral and attract a record label. It's his gotdammed turn!*
Then he rechecks few hours later, sees none of the above has happened and deletes in a fit of rage. That's it, he won't do the thing now because you do not deserve it. It's so unfair, everyone hates the disabled!

Much like Chantal, talking about a thing is the same as doing a thing.


*See AGT suit.

 

[Swole McPole]

“I’m Disabled… So What?” Was marginally better than “Songs from my Disabled Life” but they both suck absolute ass.

This is the thing I'll never understand about Russell. He's not actually disabled at all. He has a minor health issue that doesn't actually interfere with or impede his life in any way at all, and yet he has so little going for him that he believes that by putting this issue front and centre -- by making it the dominant feature of his life -- it'll be a route to some kind of success. Superstar pop musicians will be forced to suck him his penis. Entertainment behemoths will bow before him and shower him with contracts. And if this fails to happen, this retarded nigger gonna sue them into compliance.

Meanwhile, thousands and thousands of people with genuine disabilities, seriously life altering issues like quadraplegia and cerebral palsy overcome those challenges and build meaningful careers and relationships -- precisely because they DON'T make their (genuine) disabilities the central features of their existance.

If you asked me which lolcow Russ most reminds me of, it'd have to be Andrew Ditch -- the Poopsquatch. Neither of them have genuinely disabling conditions. Both of them see their health challenges as a device that will enable them to have their sexual fetishes gratified, whether the objects of their fetish consents or not. Both are grotesquely repellant, because of their behaviour rather than their looks. Neither is any oil painting, but less attractive people manage to form and maintain ongoing romantic relationships. But they manage this because they aren't self-obsessed, overly entitled cunts who would be utterly unbearable to be around.

Greer, in contrast, will die alone.

 

[Plague Flea]

Eh, I’ll grant that Moebius is a genuinely disabling syndrome, though not an especially severe one.

The important thing is that it isn’t a disability in respect of any of the things Russ says he wants to achieve. Nothing about Moebius prevents him from being a songwriter, screenwriter, lawyer or brothel owner. His profound lack of talent and repellent character are his real “disabilities“.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

He probably would've had to pay to get on local TV like last time, only now he knows he owes Hardin!

I was hoping he was going to be the subject of an episode of The Curious Case Of... on Investigation Discovery like his fellow lolcow Bam Margera.

 

[Swole McPole]

Eh, I’ll grant that Moebius is a genuinely disabling syndrome, though not an especially severe one.

In what sense do you think it's disabling? Is it any more disabling than just being born ugly?

 

[The Great Citracett]

In what sense do you think it's disabling? Is it any more disabling than just being born ugly?

Russ just happens to have about the mildest case of Moebius possible. It can be pretty seriously crippling.

The paralysis can extend farther than just the mouth, affecting the throat, lungs, etc. Some need a feeding tube and a trach for breathing and can't talk. Also it usually causes fingers and toes to be missing, if not entire limbs. It's still a shitty thing to have, but Russ got off pretty lucky as far as Moebius goes.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I was hoping he was going to be the subject of an episode of The Curious Case Of... on Investigation Discovery like his fellow lolcow Bam Margera.

Mainstream media is never going to cover Russell, because there would be way too many dumbasses who would see his face and immediately go "you're bullying a disabled man, this is so ableist!!!" without paying attention to the rest of the story.

 

[RussianParasite]

Russ just happens to have about the mildest case of Moebius possible. It can be pretty seriously crippling.

The paralysis can extend farther than just the mouth, affecting the throat, lungs, etc. Some need a feeding tube and a trach for breathing and can't talk. Also it usually causes fingers and toes to be missing, if not entire limbs. It's still a shitty thing to have, but Russ got off pretty lucky as far as Moebius goes.

I mean his brain is missing so he actually got it pretty bad.

 

[Stinkyboy]

The album should be "Russell Greer - I'm Retarded"

 

[kcbbq]

Yeah, I answered D, but it's the least retarded of the 4 wrong ones. I now want to pick up some LSAT practice tests to see if I could get into law school. My teachers in high school always told me I should be a lawyer.

These are the kinds of things some intro level symbolic logic lessons really help with. There's a reason intro courses on it are usually the lowest tier courses the Philosophy Department at a college offers. The first thing you need to know, even before even the most basic steps in a proof, is what the actual propositions are.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

The album should be "Russell Greer - I'm Retarded"

If he wants to name his album something , he should call it "Moebius". The current titles for his album are off-putting. Nobody wants to listen to what will be a 20 minute Can-I-Please-Get-Some-Pussy pity party.

 

[Plague Flea]

In what sense do you think it's disabling? Is it any more disabling than just being born ugly?

I think I’ve mentioned in this thread before that I used to work with someone that had Moebius. This guy had limb and hand deformities, very poor eyesight due to cornea degradation because he couldn’t blink or close his eyes at all, obvious problems with eating, drinking and speaking. He had a ton of adaptive equipment to enable him to work.

I’d call that a disability. Admittedly his case was more severe than Russ’, which as @The Great Citracett says is about as mild as Moebius can get.

 

[Windex]

I checked the thread and I think I’m correct in saying we don’t have these (but if I am wrong, sorry for any trauma lumps caused by my error.) 1) Full Farrah video, 2) Date with Bella