Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 444 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,700 38.0%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,022 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,469
I clicked on that twitter thread, and saw this take:
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What if, and I know this sounds crazy, but it may actually be in Thor's favor, what if his voice deepened because he was chronically low T, and his pooner GF "infected" him with accidental transfer of topical testosterone creams?

Effectively meaning he didn't have "second" puberty, he just had puberty.
Wait, all his exes were poons.

He's been farming T this whole time!
 
Is maldy viewbotting or something? 83K viewers.
I think it's already been pointed out in this same thread that his chat moves way too slowly for how many people are on there.

As a comparison, check out any twitch streamer with 10k views, even with slow mode on, it moves way faster.

This is PirateSoftware (Apparently viewbotted through no fault of their own, but they break 20k constantly) / ohnePixel (15k viewers) / Nmplol (19k viewers)



The levels of activity in Mald's stream are comparable to below 10k viewers.
 
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The levels of activity in Mald's stream are comparable to below 10k viewers.
What a massive circlejerk his chats turned into. When Mald was under 500 viewers the chat was shitting on Blizzard and Mald was getting super salty about it. That was the first sign something was wrong because modern blizzard deserves to be shit on and he knows perfectly well why that is. They're a bunch of cosby worshiping tiddy milk stealing rapists and everyone working there was complicit in the fact.
 
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I think it's already been pointed out in this same thread that his chat moves way too slowly for how many people are on there.

As a comparison, check out any twitch streamer with 10k views, even with slow mode on, it moves way faster.

This is PirateSoftware (Apparently viewbotted through no fault of their own, but they break 20k constantly) / ohnePixel (15k viewers) / Nmplol (19k viewers)

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The levels of activity in Mald's stream are comparable to below 10k viewers.
Holy fucking shit, just how much of a fraud is this guy?

Wait
I think the blatant viewbotting here might be somebody attempting to expose Jason's own viewbotting by forcing Twitch to investigate.
 
hey, i found his house on redfin. here it is:

That's his old house. Can't recall if he had sold it, or if he kept it and turned it into a place for his Moderators to live/work.

Check this post for that address (and some extra info) and this one for his current attempt to recreate the Tranch with Ferrets.
 
More ppl trying to get him banned by viewbotting he says, grandioos victim Mentality on display here... 🤣
 
More ppl trying to get him banned by viewbotting he says, grandioos victim Mentality on display here... 🤣
I have always thought it was suspect that Jason's Twitch views are considerably higher then the ones on YouTube. When I used to watch him it was through youtube, and he used to get upwards of 5-6k viewers. Now? During his last stream with that frog game it was 1.5k, but Twitch was 14k? Something isn't mathing right.
 
More ppl trying to get him banned by viewbotting he says, grandioos victim Mentality on display here... 🤣
If there was any "popular" creator who could be accused of viewbotting, it'd be the inorganic rapid popularity smug unlikeable autistic egomaniac fraudulent hackerman, tbh.
Hope it was worth it.
 
what if his voice deepened because he was chronically low T, and his pooner GF "infected" him with accidental transfer of topical testosterone creams?
Could actually have happened, but it would've needed them having prolonged skin contact every day right after she applied the gel.
Patients are warned to not touch anyone with the body part they're using to apply the cream for a few hours.

I also highly suspect him to be insecure enough to look for T supplements.

Wait, all his exes were poons.

He's been farming T this whole time!
Maybe Mr Social Engineering (and known furry groomer) really talked all his gfs into pooning out so he could skim off their T gel. Wouldn't put it past him.

Honestly though, it's probably just him training his voice to be lower, eating the mic, and boosting the bass.
 
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Maldy officially bitches out of Hardcore WoW. This is after talking (read as: seething) about getting gkicked. Of course Maldy goes to play a single player game instead of going back to AoC and getting molested.
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The Social Sandbox Master, The MMO Malchevalian has been "socially engineered" into quitting his most prestigious MMO. Sad! :story:
 
Holy shit. What an accurate statement. I wonder if he’ll say the transphobes are trying to shoot up his ferret tranch? Or maybe it’ll be the furry haters
They aren't dying because he stuck 45 Ferrets in a small, enclosed room 24/7, they're dying because those dastardly transphobes keep breaking in and turning off the AC!
 
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