Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Beard_Chan]

This is also a superset of the group that spend their free time infiltrating and slowly subverting communities by minting and enforcing codes of conduct that ban any form of fun. I didn't think think this would turn into a rant about how much I hate programmers but I do hate all of them. On the whole they are some of the dumbest, snarkiest, smuggest retards on the planet. I am going to kill every single programmer. I have a lot more to say about programmers in my book of grudges, but maybe later.

Agree 100%, well said. Programming is just a means to an end. I hate programmers that make it their whole personality, their ego, everything. Its so pathetic. So many I've worked with that think because they know programming to a degree they now know about everything, they are so smug and pretentious, wannabe know it alls. Insufferable. Not all, but you see the archetype a lot.

Spot on with the code nitpicking too. I get that logging, debugging and readability is important, but not across all code, and code is never perfect. The tolerance for bad/good code and performance in games at least rarely comes down to the logic or inventory systems like you said, its in-engine native bad practices like poor map optimization, loading, or not using LODs on mesh's, at least with all the commercial engines out currently. Raw verticies, shaders, draw distance, physics, lighting quality are where most performance gains are to be made. You can objectively prove this too with engine profiler tools to see where the performance issues are. Doubt it would ever be anything game logic related.

Good points on talking vs doing too. 'Talking is like the shadow of doing' if that makes sense. Its that insignificant. This is why I can't take creators surface level pseudo-intellectual takes seriously like Asmongold who is just inside his house he weirdly preserved from his childhood locked in time, giving out opinions on things he's never actually done just observed. Words are words and can be said by anyone sure, but words have weight when its coming from someone who's been through it, who's done things. Too many of these talkers and fakers like Asmon/Pirate Software. They are everywhere.

 

[Shuhalo]

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Pirate was confronted today about the Oculus pull in AoC.

"It was me blowing up after 4 hours of wiping. People like to clip things out of context."

That's alright Jason, lets go see the full vid for context.

...oh.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

"It was me blowing up after 4 hours of wiping. People like to clip things out of context."

That's alright Jason, lets go see the full vid for context.

...oh.

God, what a faggot.
He follows the Narc Creed to a T.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

The fact that everyone jumped on thor instantly

His name, the name his father, to whom he owes everything in his life, has given him, is "Jason". Let's not disrespect his father by calling Jason by his second name.

 

[verymuchawful]

This whole situation is ridiculous, so here’s everything laid out clearly so I can wash my hands of it after this.

To start, they kicked me because I threatened to report them for breaking platform rules and harming their online prospects. Why? Because they made fun of me for what they called "being a roach who couldn’t just admit I was wrong." After that, I portrayed all the criticism and discussion about the incident as an organized hate campaign, complete with what I described as credible death threats.

Apparently, we’re all supposed to believe that people like me are constantly exposed and then legitimately harmed because of criticism. But actually, no. What I claimed instead was that this was all targeted harassment, orchestrated by other streamers in the guild. Because, obviously, that’s how life works, right? People on the Internet are just mindless drones who can be commanded to jump into someone’s chat and spam the forbidden phrase, "mana gem." Clearly, this was a coordinated attack, and I’m in real danger.

And before anyone comes into the conversation to disagree with me—no, this isn’t just "millions of people exercising their right to think and speak freely, even if I don’t like what they’re saying." This is, without a doubt, a hate campaign. If you think otherwise, you’re siding with literal criminals. I’ve decided that’s how it works.

So, I doubled down. I spun the narrative, turned what’s left of my audience against any critics, and gaslit anyone still paying attention to my content. Hope it was worth it for everyone involved.

For those curious, my talent agency will make sure my content gets promoted even harder on YouTube. Any dissent directed at me? Completely drowned out by my clips. So yeah, I’ll have the last laugh.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Do you think he prefers being called Thor because he read that myth where Thor dresses like a woman and he was inspired by it?
I give tubby here 7/10 odds of trooning out within 5 years, especially as he descends deeper into his own echochamber constructed with Troonium as everyone bar the most mentally ill abandon him.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Maldy officially bitches out of Hardcore WoW. This is after talking (read as: seething) about getting gkicked. Of course Maldy goes to play a single player game instead of going back to AoC and getting molested.
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Lmao, what a manchild, holy shit.

 

[Unibomber Türk]

Do you think he prefers being called Thor because he read that myth where Thor dresses like a woman and he was inspired by it?
I give tubby here 7/10 odds of trooning out within 5 years, especially as he descends deeper into his own echochamber constructed with Troonium as everyone bar the most mentally ill abandon him.

yep and yeah, his real squeaky-roach voice will come in handy in there

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

I'm not sure how Mald's fans fail to see this but do any KF users believe right now that they are looking at a clean, well kept or orderly animal rescue? The floor is literally spotted with filth and animal waste.

I skipped through couple VODs on the channel and it seems like the maintenance is to vacuum up the room like once a week. Also carpet floor seems like a fucking insane choice to have in a room with billion animals that are not house trained

 

[IdenticalPlateaus]

Do you think he prefers being called Thor because he read that myth where Thor dresses like a woman and he was inspired by it?
I give tubby here 7/10 odds of trooning out within 5 years, especially as he descends deeper into his own echochamber constructed with Troonium as everyone bar the most mentally ill abandon him.

I think it's probably the opposite because Thor in the mind of the general public is a Chad God, he wants to be masculine and is terrified of being seen as unmanly. Would explain the voice stuff, never backing down when he is wrong, hiding that he is a nepobaby, wanting the Viking name, always mentioning his 'accomplishments' and 'credentials'. Trooning out would be funnier but this reads to me like he simply has daddy issues, so he tard rages at the mere hint of emasculation.

 

[Gunlance]

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Pirate was confronted today about the Oculus pull in AoC.

This fucking guy. Oh yeah, tensions were just high, shit kept going sideways before that, that's why I said everyone else was to blame for my specific fuck ups even when I had a cooling off period and reviewed the clip. What a faggot.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Do you think he prefers being called Thor because he read that myth where Thor dresses like a woman and he was inspired by it?
I give tubby here 7/10 odds of trooning out within 5 years, especially as he descends deeper into his own echochamber constructed with Troonium as everyone bar the most mentally ill abandon him.

Impossible. He loves his deep voice. If he troons out he'll have to give it up. He prefers to fuck (and be fucked by) men and poons.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Maldy officially bitches out of Hardcore WoW. This is after talking (read as: seething) about getting gkicked. Of course Maldy goes to play a single player game instead of going back to AoC and getting molested.
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PoE 2 you can actually play with friends and there are a ton of things that synergize quite well, but well... LOL
Mald wont do that.

Say goodbye to any future colab with actual important people, the gig is up, hell turn into a hermit streaming for his closed off community of dumbasses that still think this clown is the hot shit that never does anything wrong.
Hes really is the new DSP isnt he.

This is music to my ears. Never having to hear anyone suggest him to anyone I watch or enjoy ever again. Perfect.
Just wallow in your own little sty while the rest of the world knows you're full of it.

DSP / Rekieta-esque

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

I seem to recall Jason once saying that the reason Heartbound development slowed down so much (after all his other excuses) was that he found it hard to write the story after getting in a better headspace after finding success streaming. I hope that this event will lead to a crashout legendary enough that it inspires him to finish writing the rest of the game. I'm rooting for you Mald!

 

[Unibomber Türk]

...He prefers to fuck (and be fucked by) men and poons.

yeah and furries.

 

[Shuhalo]

Do you think he prefers being called Thor because he read that myth where Thor dresses like a woman and he was inspired by it?
I give tubby here 7/10 odds of trooning out within 5 years, especially as he descends deeper into his own echochamber constructed with Troonium as everyone bar the most mentally ill abandon him.

He wants to be called Thor because he's a fucking dork and likes to flex "Hey guys, my middle name is literally Thor. Y'know, like the God of Thunder? "

Then he gets other Dorks that go "Woah, his name is literally Thor, he's so cool." It adds onto the whole vibe he's going for, which is the super smart, wise and knowledgable 1337 h4x0r with a deep voice.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I seem to recall Jason once saying that the reason Heartbound development slowed down so much (after all his other excuses) was that he found it hard to write the story after getting in a better headspace after finding success streaming. I hope that this event will lead to a crashout legendary enough that it inspires him to finish writing the rest of the game. I'm rooting for you Mald!

Yep. He said that now he's happier, it's very hard to write heartbound. Gotta listen to some emo songs to get in the mood to write heartbound.

Not even joking.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Gotta listen to some emo songs to get in the mood to write heartbound.

Man it don't even work like that though. I guess I can't speak for everyone, but if I put on a sad song but I'm having a good time I just go like "this shit gay and stupid" and turn it off.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Impossible. He loves his deep voice. If he troons out he'll have to give it up. He prefers to fuck (and be fucked by) men and poons.

Ah, that's where you're wrong. There's this insufferable cunt Pooner OSRS player called Hananie or something with one of the deepest fucking voices I've ever heard.

Being a troon isn't about being convincing.
It's about attention and asspats, which Jason loves.
Imagine if somebody told him he'd be able to dismiss all critcism as transphobia.

 

[Shuhalo]

I seem to recall Jason once saying that the reason Heartbound development slowed down so much (after all his other excuses) was that he found it hard to write the story after getting in a better headspace after finding success streaming. I hope that this event will lead to a crashout legendary enough that it inspires him to finish writing the rest of the game. I'm rooting for you Mald!

His Ferret Auschwitz is excused, he's just trying to find his muse.