Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Schpoots]

Imagine the cringe his kids are experiencing. They're definetly aware of his twitter since his own logo was plastered all over his house on merch.

 

[Formica Sample]

Follow Flash's example and ignore this guy. Nothing to gain and everything to lose.

This seems to be the general attitude from the more Comicsgate/nerd/anti-Hollywood crowd. I usually leave on Nerdrotic's Friday Night Tights as background noise, and I think Nick has come up twice via superchats since he got arrested. Gary and all the others on FNT have basically said, "I hope he gets better and cleans up for his kids, but I just don't want to talk about it." It hasn't been in a Balldo-guarding way, more of a, "this is a retarded show to make people laugh, and a kid testing positive for cocaine is too depressing." Plus, I think it just hits too close to home for Gary. When it came down to choosing drugs over his wife and children, he chose his family. He sold his comic shop, got clean, got a shitty wagie job, and rebuilt his life.

They basically act like Rekieta doesn't exist anymore, which is the smart thing to do. When we've seen even the mildest criticism from Null send Rekieta into a narcissistic spiral, why even risk bringing up his name at this point?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

As funny as it is to see Nick obsess over Aaron's dick and imagine Aaron gobbling his cum, do you think anyone he speaks to has maybe said "The Aaron stuff is gay. You trying to own Aaron is super gay."?

It's so utterly bizarre. Like if he lands the right 12 year old joke he rolls back 3 years.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Proper
Distance
To Toe was bunk
April pulled him out
Of Rekieta’s trunk
Burma-Shave

We can be poets too, Nick

 

[AltisticRight]

"You don't understand because you've never been a high net worth person like me"


Now he's doing the Andrew Tate "bunch of brokies" schtick.

What high net worth?
Nigga you couldn't even keep up with a $320k loan.

 

[Trans Randy]

This will never happen.
[Snip]

This e-celeb boxing shit is so fucking retarded christ in heaven

 

[ghastlyretard]

This e-celeb boxing shit is so fucking retarded christ in heaven

Need to spice it up with some Misterpissair training.

 

[Law]

This e-celeb boxing shit is so fucking retarded christ in heaven

The Romans had the right idea. E-celeb boxing should end with both contestants getting fed to lions.

 

[Folgers Can]

Keanu reacted to Nick’s Coomalot appearance… but since the stream is NINE FUCKING HOURS LONG I don’t think it will ever be clipped. Just FYI if anyone is feeling masochistic and wants to hunt for the stray bit of extra insight on April.

Yeah, it's been an off-and-on work in progress since Aaron blabbed on his show about having watched it into the wee hours of the morning like it was some sort of epic felting, which seemed worth a try as background noise at 3x speed for no other reason than that all the privated socials left Keanwho as the sole remaining direct source on the Ape Escape. Surprisingly it wasn't all that miserable, with the occasional sensible chuckle at her relentless shitting on Nick the "monster," "asshole," "idiot," "moron," closeted homo who "needed to have five children [to] prove to you [he's] not gay" when neither that nor beard Kayla are fooling anybody, etc., but all that stuff's a well-documented given ITT to which she can add no insight.

There were however a few isolated nuggets of new lore plus some occasional corroboration of past speculation, highlighted below very roughly in order from most amusing to least:

1. As if Nick's antics in the past week haven't confirmed his barely closeted homosexuality enough, now it's piled on that NICK WROTE HIS BOYFRIEND A FUCKING POEM:

6:33:42 ...here's 6:33:48 Aaron he's also pregnant with sores on his body this is 6:33:55 Aaron let your audience know Nick was high on coke making me listen to a poem 6:34:07 it's already bad God I gotta tell you I gotta tell 6:34:16 you P Santo law p LLC this is uh you've done wonders uh for this for this 6:34:23 evening's program he's also pregnant with sores on his body and let your audience know Nick was 6:34:30 high on coke making me listen to a poem he wrote me calling me a 6:34:36 pugilist and how inspiring it was that I taught people how to box and how my capacity for 6:34:44 Destruction was balanced out by my compassion for 6:34:49 instruction Jesus there you go that's what this man said there he is 6:34:56 right there again look at him wow what a word Smith 6:35:04 he wrote Aon a 6:35:12 poem...

So are we talking just a haiku or funny bathroom wall limerick here, or something so hypergay as serenading the love of his life with a sonnet in iambic pentameter or the like? Details, Aaron, details! If he does not immediately recite this poem word for word on his show now that the cat's out of the bag anyway, then he will have committed what in his mind is the one cardinal sin worse than looking kinda gay: not understanding what interesting broadcasting is.


2. During some period of time when Nick wouldn't (or couldn't?) talk to April, he sent world-famous enablers Bob and Celeste as his emissaries over to the whore shed to keep April company, the purpose of which was "probably to shut her up" (WTF?):

5:30:16 ...your parents uh 5:30:24 you know hung out with April when you wouldn't talk to her he'll never forget that night 5:30:32 yeah uh probably to shut her up so that 5:30:40 um she wouldn't be like hey guys and I yeah this isn't right that I'm living 5:30:46 here next door just waiting for this idiot wave of a hideous awful 5:30:58 man what not only what must your kids think of you what must your [ __ ] 5:31:03 parents think of you...

3. It appears that Meme Copium was dead-on about Nick deploying the D.E.N.N.I.S. System, as April's many "crying calls" to Keanu depicted Nick treating her like garbage, including not only Keanu's reiteration of the old story where Nick blamed April for somehow making Nick miss his own drug test, but moreover that he would ghost her without explanation, he has bitched about April "living rent-free," and he even blamed April for provoking various fights between him and Kayla:

4:54:02 April calls me and says you know he's making me feel bad about them missing a [ __ ] something that they 4:54:09 really need to do love when that happens...
8:50:38 ...[ __ ] dude I do not like those conversations I 8:50:47 had with April crying over you ignoring her and blaming her for all this like 8:50:54 [ __ ] [ __ ] fights with your wife missing your drug test and you're 8:51:02 still you're still on this everybody else seems to have like grown 8:51:09 up and you're still there in your [ __ ] weird tank 8:51:19 top the allergy 8:51:25
5:46:44 ...you spend it on people that you think they should 5:46:50 have it more than you that's what he just said right like April and then you 5:46:56 bitched about uh letting her live rent-free in your other 5:47:03 house with no internet...

4. Keanu says April confirms past speculation of a story as old as time, where Nick continually assured sidepiece that he loved her and was always "stringing her along" about a future together, until in the end the "ultimatum" forcing Nick to break it off came from Kayla putting her foot down, not Celeste or the state as some have speculated:

8:57:23 ...you just got another tattoo on 8:57:29 your womb and I know for a [ __ ] 8:57:35 fact you [ __ ] strung April along and to a point 8:57:40 where I I I never want to hear someone cry like 8:57:46 that ever again 8:57:54 ever and that's your 8:57:59 fault and she's the stronger lady and she will be just fine but uh [ __ ] if she had just like 8:58:08 gotten rid of you God...
7:49:05 ...what about the uh you know couple that was sleeping in the house 7:49:10 with you what about uh you know [ __ ] April 7:49:17 over stringing her along you're a bad dude it's not just oh whatever I did 7:49:23 some blow...
8:49:18 ...and you uh you know convinced April you know that you'll uh be there for her 8:49:24 and that you know you're in love with her whatever and all this [ __ ] she could have been like 8:49:30 [ __ ] Scot [ __ ] free but now what now you had to sell 8:49:36 that house and your wife gave you an 8:49:42 ultimatum let's [ __ ] about driving the kids around [ __ ] you're an 8:49:50 [ __ ] she doesn't deserve that she's a strong person and she will be just fine 8:49:55 but [ __ ] [ __ ] you 8:50:05 dude...

5. In a WEIRD and NOT FUNNY juxtaposition with the topic of feeling bad for the kids and needing to repeatedly remind April that a particular daughter aggrieved in some unique way is "not her kid," Keanu alludes to how she is still holding back way worse shit April told her about Nick, and in that regard Keanu opines that April "doesn't know the power she holds" by virtue of her control over whether to talk about that big secret still being held back, but supposedly April indeed "wants to" talk about it at some point when the time is right:

4:54:53 ...no I do feel bad yeah I always think um I always think about the [ __ ] my 4:55:01 kids right when I was uh talking to April a lot more uh and I won't say 4:55:09 much about that but 4:55:16 what do these [ __ ] what did they 4:55:24 think unbelievable if you know you know the whole story...
5:31:41 I told April 100 times even okay she's not your kid she's your 5:31:47 uh I don't know what she is to you apparently in this she doesn't seem like 5:31:55 much she doesn't know the uh Power she holds and I uh think she should really 5:32:02 come out and talk about it but it'll take time 5:32:08 but she will and she wants to as far as I know so...

6. Following up on Aaron's recent revelation that April informed Keanu that her drug of choice to circumvent piss testing was whippets, Keanu now goes out of her way to imply about three-dozen times that April must have told her Nick was also using this one ridiculously easy trick that gub'mint testers hate:

5:37:45 …That's all he's been doing is getting fucked up. *cough* whippets *achoo* whippets. Uh, and April's smart not to say anything, especially not now. *cough* whippets. Not- hi- her, I mean-uh, him not her.… 5:38:40 Bless you *cough* whippets… 5:38:55 …No, it's the government's fault, they wouldn't retest. *cough* whippets *clears throat* whippets. Bunches of whippets, tons of them. …
[insert dozens more repetitions of the Animal House cough gag here]

7. Keanu confirms past rumors that April intends to start her own show and Keanu gave her various technical pointers on how to set it up, so there's that kino to look forward to if she's not Mama JF'ed first:

5:36:30 ...when I was talking to her she I I 5:36:37 like I send her all of the I said this is what you need this is what you you know she had an interest in you know 5:36:43 starting her own show I think she really like like doing it and I thought she was great on Aaron's show I really did 5:36:51 anybody can [ __ ] [ __ ] with me about that or whatever but she was and she 5:36:57 dealt with a lot with him Aaron on the show and 5:37:03 off and she did a great job I'm not saying she need they all have to get over all of this I'm not saying she 5:37:10 needs to like say something now...

8. Everyone already knows Kayla's a useless xannied zombie, but it's new that the sister-wives got catty enough with each other for April to talk shit about her being too "catatonic" and "despondent" to ever deal with the situation:

7:39:49 ...I harm some of the people who are closest to me and um just say your 7:39:57 children or else I mean at the very least say your 7:40:04 wife you're not saying that either so I guess you're trying to send 7:40:09 a message out to April because you were annoyed to drive 7:40:16 your kids over you know to their extracurricular activities just like I don't know uh 10 minutes 7:40:22 ago in the Stream so you don't seem to care about them you didn't seem to care about them 7:40:28 when uh you had drugs all over the house allegedly and well I mean it's not 7:40:33 alleged they were found there I don't think you're talking to 7:40:39 your kids I don't think you're talking to your wife 7:40:47 who uh from my knowledge from what my uh 7:40:53 friend has told me is you know catatonic [ __ ] completely despondent 7:41:00 with what's going on and then uh you may be talking to what April who you also 7:41:06 [ __ ] over so are you only talking to her you're certainly not talking to Aaron actually maybe you 7:41:12 are maybe you are in love with Aaron because you just seem 7:41:18 to who are you apologizing to I don't think any any one of the 7:41:28 groups that I just met mentioned I don't think they I I'm not sure exactly which one you're 7:41:35 apologizing to or your 7:41:43 fans how about your friend who you haven't listened to who's sitting here with you and allowing you you idiot 7:41:50 [ __ ] to be on his channel how about that...

9. The last time Keanu spoke with April, April was still very much intent on her and Nick being together:

5:23:57 ...Kiki did April tell you what she's going to do with the life I'm um 5:24:03 the last time we talked to her 5:24:19 whatever uh I'll just say it yeah she's like the last time I spoke with 5:24:26 her yeah it's like the only thing she wants is him and 5:24:33 um I hope that that has changed and I hope that and I she's a strong strong girl and a smart girl and um hoping that 5:24:42 everything that has transpired 5:24:50 she's healthy happy and realizing that this idiot isn't 5:24:59 worth her [ __ ] not not worth her [ __ ] time or anything and um I hope 5:25:06 she's watching some of this and seeing that um yeah the way that he even just 5:25:11 speaks about her so nonchalantly that's not very nice from 5:25:19 the way that uh she spoke about him and uh yeah I have called her and I 5:25:28 I texted her and but it's her prerogative and she needs to she's going to figure whatever else out 5:25:36 right she has friends and family there and she's probably hope I'm hoping 5:25:43 like working it out but 5:25:48 um and I hope she [ __ ] watches this and sees like yeah look at this [ __ ] talking about me like that after I madly 5:25:57 in love with him and all this [ __ ] 5:26:04 so she knows she can always call me she knows she can always text me and I do 5:26:10 text her and uh she will be fine so him 5:26:16 don't care if he is or isn't he's an [ __ ] always will be hope and [ __ ] 5:26:24 Kayla you can call me too leave him

10. Keanu hasn't heard anything from April about her whereabouts or even proof of life since the sale of the whore shed "out from under her" on January 9th that would have forced her to move or be homeless, so at present there's no way of knowing if she's been Mama JF'ed or not:

4:52:34 ...I don't know where April is right now he sold the house out from under her 4:52:40 great okay it's fine yep she could have just yep they 4:52:45 just made her feel like 4:52:52 uh I'm allowed to say that because 4:52:58 uh if you like Nick Rada I'm sorry but I know more than uh I want to know about 4:53:06 the man...
5:04:19 … he strung April along and she lived in 5:04:26 their next door house with no furniture and no Wi-Fi and now he's recently sold 5:04:32 that house to pay for his house house and uh no word from April uh which is 5:04:40 very upsetting and she was madly in love with them for what reason I don't 5:04:48 know… 5:04:54

11. This isn't new but Keanu corroborates speculation that April was only charged because she declined to snitch (or to recommence prior snitching) when asked:

5:35:24 um no she needs to what is she doing staying silent like 5:35:31 she should because she has a case an ongoing case right 5:35:38 but I also know from a good source as well 5:35:47 that it's like it's basically like ah she wouldn't 5:35:55 have any charges remember how she didn't have charges before but she didn't want 5:36:00 to throw him under the bus as far as I know as far as I know because she's a 5:36:07 good person person and she really [ __ ] loved this 5:36:12 man and thought you know it'll work out with him blah blah blah doesn't seem to 5:36:18 be working out he doesn't seem to be talking about her very nicely does he 5:36:23 no and she she she'll get over all of it I'm saying after the 5:36:30 fact she should definitely...

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The Romans had the right idea. E-celeb boxing should end with both contestants getting fed to lions.

I would watch Aaron and Nick fighting to the death, bare breasted and only equipped with a cestus for a weapon.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

6. Following up on Aaron's recent revelation that April informed Keanu that her drug of choice to circumvent piss testing was whippets, Keanu now goes out of her way to imply about three-dozen times that April must have told her Nick was also using this one ridiculously easy trick that gub'mint testers hate:

so @Null is vindicated when he predicted that Nick was doing galaxy gas in the below clip?

 

[SargonF00t]

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Nick is already fat. The picture shows that his new tit is coming along nicely as he matures and transitions into a full-grown three-titted Ralphamale.

That is a healed up incision point for when Rekieta wanted to try out a colostomy bag, so he could be ready for anal sex without needing any preparation.

He got the idea when he saw someone ask Margaret MacLennan whether her colostomy bag meant she was always good to go, in respect of anal sex.

 

[Law]

I would watch Aaron and Nick fighting to the death, bare breasted and only equipped with a cestus for a weapon.

It would end in them kissing and us asking the Colosseum for our money back.

 

[Vibralldo]

April indeed "wants to" talk about it at some point when the time is right

No better time than the present

Nick was also using this one ridiculously easy trick that gub'mint testers hate

No wonder he's been getting fat. He must be using whipped cream canisters.

so at present there's no way of knowing if she's been Mama JF'ed or not

Is there any sign of life from April? I wouldn't put it past Nick to murder her.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

11. This isn't new but Keanu corroborates speculation that April was only charged because she declined to snitch (or to recommence prior snitching) when asked:

Interesting. The speculation is that Nick secured a plea deal where April's charges get dropped. What if instead April sang like a canary after the whore shack was sold?

 

[Chazzed Up]

I was just thinking yesterday about how crazy the internet has made the whole 'celebrity drama' genre. 20 years ago these kinds of feuds between real celebrities would mostly play out in tabloids and TMZ. The stories would be highly controlled and any actual comment or response from the involved personalities would also be very limited due to their handlers.

Sure there's been some lolcowery from a few celebrities like Shia and Kanye, but the sheer insanity spawning from these micro celebrities like Rekieta who have no PR or tard wrangler to deal with them... the whole 'you don't know what it's like to be high net worth' thing reminds me that in fact, high net worth people usually distance themselves from the public, not fling shit with Penis Pooplinson on Twitter. I guess whoever is controlling the Elon gayop golem is shifting the meta more toward Rekieta's style though.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

2. During some period of time when Nick wouldn't (or couldn't?) talk to April, he sent world-famous enablers Bob and Celeste as his emissaries over to the whore shed to keep April company, the purpose of which was "probably to shut her up" (WTF?):

Even more corroboration that my presumption that Nicky's parents are in on it is correct.
Thank you king for sitting through her stream. Just the clips give me suicidal ideations, I don't know how you do it.

6. Following up on Aaron's recent revelation that April informed Keanu that her drug of choice to circumvent piss testing was whippets, Keanu now goes out of her way to imply about three-dozen times that April must have told her Nick was also using this one ridiculously easy trick that gub'mint testers hate:

I knew Nicky was doing Galaxy Gas. Fucking called it.

 

[Cynically Insane]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1880314957906211157

 

[Freezing Cold]

Dude wrote the same poem in reply to the same tweet twice. Are we back to Anime Sucks etc. or is this just gonna be his "stalker child"?

Probably just zonked out of his mind again, out to be honest

 

[where's baldo]

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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1880314957906211157

writing poetry to your ex male lover about the cum you shared is very heterosexual behavior. this dude is gay.