Containment What If?

What if Elliot Rodger lived in CWCville?
He would have never opened fire on anyone because disenfranchised, white males like himself and Chris would be in the majority.

I don't think Chris knows anything about early transitioners, if you told him the term "early transitioners" he would probably think you were making him feel bad about premature ejaculation.
 
What if Bob made a pact with a demon to look over Chris?

Desperate to save him from a life of absolute failure, Bob offered up his boy child and the devil took him as his ward. The dark transaction was completed when the demon manifested as an animatronic bear and rechristened the boy with a new power name. He then took control of Chris to create the Sanic totem, where he now resides.

The demon has granted Chris the power to curse his foes and to survive, and in some cases prosper, despite his senseless, destructive behaviour. In return, the demon demands that Chris hoards useless crap and periodically burns it in sacrifice.

Tormented by her husband's decision, Barb can do nothing but help Chris stockpile the garbage they will eventually burn. She's secretly a great parent.
 
What if this comic were about Chris?
 

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What if Chris attached a million balloons to 14 BC and tried to move it to China?
 
what if chris gets one over on us by donating half his tugboat to the farms every month once barb dies
 
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