DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Doxmatix]

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Across the farms NSFW images must be spoilered, typically women's boobs, which I would argue have never bothered anyone to see - men or women.

Meanwhile I come to this thread and get assaulted, without consent, to the nightmare sight of massive McDonald's moobs which apparently are totally safe for work and can be posted, shirtless, and in huge pasty white quantities.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Phillip is going to buy a Android tablet just so he can take notes for Smark Guys. Something he confesses to hating. He's already trying to weasel out of doing Smark Guys by trying to do it 3x a month instead of 4x and placing the blame on PPP. Sounds like a good investment, right? Now, instead of pausing his phone and opening the notepad to take notes or just watching it in his office, Daddy Warbucks is going to spend more money on stuff he doesn't need for something he doesn't like.

RIP Slayer. Your E-Daddy that you spent hundreds on Patreon for called you boring, hates K-Pop and is tired of doing your reacts. Thanks for the money, dummy!

 

[Peko]

I fucking love his attempt to be the Gordon Ramsay of fast food, like hes going to hand out Mee-cho-leen stars to the local slop troughs in renton.

My absolute favorite thing is that when he does find a food he really really likes, he devolves in to just shouting "YUMMY! It's so yummy!" like an actual toddler. I wish I could remember which he said it about but there's one food he starts scarfing down while shouting yummy multiple times in a row with a full mouth

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

this guy is trollin, right?
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You'd be surprised at how retarded they can be over there. I mean, they picture Phil as this uber alpha chad who fucks his wife and spends hundreds of thousands on gacha pulls like it's a cool thing. Turns out that people who glorify e-begging and scamming retards are not very good at measuring human quality.

I mean, some of them came here, knowing jackshit about Phil, thinking they know Phil better than the regulars at the +15k general thread. Also, they watch Kino Casino, not sure why I didn't start with that.

 

[Digger10]

Across the farms NSFW images must be spoilered, typically women's boobs, which I would argue have never bothered anyone to see - men or women.

Meanwhile I come to this thread and get assaulted, without consent, to the nightmare sight of massive McDonald's moobs which apparently are totally safe for work and can be posted, shirtless, and in huge pasty white quantities.

That reminds me of how DeviantArt is less sensitive to fetish artwork than to outright nudity. Seeing a character in a diaper bothers me more than seeing them naked.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

*Bizarre Pokemon Dodrio laugh*

How have I never noticed this in all these? Like as soon as I read it I could hear it.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

How have I never noticed this in all these? Like as soon as I read it I could hear it.

 

[PieceofShet]

Dont see many people commenting on this stream so here are a few talking points from the pre.

-He cancelled private reacts cause he thinks working for 150dollars per hour is not good enough. Ofc his reasoning was that he wants to make content for more people, not just one. Total bullshit.
-Stalker 2 is on chopping block or cancelled, I dont give a fuck, I bought this game on release to support the devs but only played an hour cause it runs like absolute garbage (meanwhile I play Space Marine2 in 4k with high settings at 120fps)
-He will play Dino Crisis. He said this will be an actual blind pt, although he already played it twice. Game is very heavy on puzzles which he will know how to solve so this will be another garbage pt.
-Marvel Rivals is back baby, one time, night stream. If you wanna see more, you need to attend, interact and support it.

Probably missed some, I had too much fun on the wpig restream to pay attention after this part.

EDIT: O yea, and he said he will have an extra day off next week. On the 24th if I remember correctly. Something about Kat.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

if anything he should have been shilling the patreon shit more. it's higher pay for less work. he could play less or possibly even fully quit video games if he could get enough dents invested. his ability to continually pick the worst possible choice in any given situation will never fail to astound me.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

I know this might be a dead horse, but god his stalker 2 rant was just like BG3 (around the same time last year too coincidentally) His refusal to want to learn or try new things as a game goes on is amazing. Just standing in the middle of a hallway getting shot at and saying "Where is the enemy, Now I got to heal, Wheres the fun" Is the exact same as him saying that BG3 shouldnt have new enemies or spells or encounters after 60 hours since he "hit his stride" and "should be good at the game." He really just wants to be handed victories because he put in enough time face tanking combat and pressing walk forward

 

[Kier Starmer]

He barely had 200 people viewing his pre stream which is unusual for his standards but tbh I don't blame the larpers because this plot line is really played out. The successful streamer proclaimation arc really has no legs if it is constantly the same person funding you.

 

[johnkimble123]

RIP DSPolitics
Imagine saying there's not a lot to talk about and being so bad at it that it made nothing

 

[00R-Gundam]

So he is slowly cutting off the other """""content"""""" and he will basically go back to the same shit hes always done:
-play games
-eating food
-reacting


So much for innovation

 

[fresh pair of socks]

On the 24th if I remember correctly. Something about Kat.

A mobility scooter for Khet.

 

[XXXG-01H]

A mobility scooter for Khet.

Cool. Now Kat can get it goin' and get it rollin' just like Phil does. Get that momentum, fatso.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

So he is slowly cutting off the other """""content"""""" and he will basically go back to the same shit hes always done:
-play games
-eating food
-reacting


So much for innovation

you have no right to complain, YOU (yes, YOU) asked for this.

 

[emitter]

Really wish I had clipped it because I'm still thinking about it: Phil made me laugh so hard earlier this week when he, in a notably feeble and desperate tone, said ~"alright guys, lets get some support going and hit the goals because I really want to try this new sandwich." Definitely let the mask slip a little there. It's not a reward, he just wants to eat shitty fast food and even he knows that it's absolutely a grift on his extremely intelligent and loyal fanbase.

and for some real premium kahntent I'd like to point out that every time he takes a bit of slop his eyebrows furrow like a dog worried someone is going to take his food



edit: also must add

 

[Iron Father]

"Where is the enemy, Now I got to heal, Wheres the fun"

Screeching about how the devs tested it for functionality but not for "fun factor" was my crashing out moment.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Looks like Slayer is so butthurt about no more DSPReACKS that he rage-deleted his DSP's Biggest KPop fan YT account. Thousands of dollars in snorts and reacks all gone. If someone can find it, please let me know since I think it's funny Slayer rage-deleted it.

https://www.youtube.com/@dspsbiggestkpopfan4890

 

[Iron Father]

"alright guys, lets get some support going and hit the goals because I really want to try this new sandwich."

Reminds me of a funny tweet I saw.

It's crazy that we now get streams of looking at online menus. Truly bizarro world.