Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

This. Elon should post a 2-All no miss run of DoDonPachi or he ain't shit.

That or a no death run of Metal Slug 3's final mission.

 

[Eventide]

Joe Rogan is likely gonna be the carrier of the torch previously held by Flat Earth Holocaust Denier Eric Dubay.

Wasn't Eric Dubay once on Joe Rogan's show? Like, I swear there was an episode Rogan discussed Dubay in the context of Flat Earth.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Wasn't Eric Dubay once on Joe Rogan's show? Like, I swear there was an episode Rogan discussed Dubay in the context of Flat Earth.

I think it was Neil DeGrasse Tyson who talked about him in that podcast.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if he was good at Path of Aspergers, that's not really particularly impressive when there are gamers who could probably reliably pilot an F-22 through the Holland Tunnel after years of Ace Combat, Project Wingman, DCS, and Microsoft Flight Simulator. There are people who beat Super Mario 64 blindfolded. There are probably people that beat Ikaruga blindfolded. If Elon was really an autistic super gamer, he and his firstborn daughter would be trying to shave nanoseconds off their 007 Goldeneye and Ocarina of Time speedrunning records.

Isn't there some way we can enslave these retards into some cave where they can control our missiles and shit?

 

[Male Idiot]

Musk's space rocket blows up, and he does the smartest person thing ever, getting into a bitchmade internet slapfight over Diablo 4 with Asmongold of all people.

For those unaware, Asmongold is like if Nurgle and Pewdiepie had melded together. Pippa's dream husbando, roachkeeper extraordinaire.

Trump has likely heard of Asmongold now.

 

[John Badman]

Isn't there some way we can enslave these retards into some cave where they can control our missiles and shit?

We did. They live in cargo container SCIFs and do it for free.

 

[Eventide]

Musk's space rocket blows up, and he does the smartest person thing ever, getting into a bitchmade internet slapfight over Diablo 4 with Asmongold of all people.

For those unaware, Asmongold is like if Nurgle and Pewdiepie had melded together. Pippa's dream husbando, roachkeeper extraordinaire.

Trump has likely heard of Asmongold now.

Wait, do you mean the Warhammer God of filth/disease, or some streamer I never heard of?

 

[niggyfaggot]

Elon losing his fucking mind...

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Elon's buttsex slave is here to sooth him.
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Off topic but my comment got nuked in less than five minutes on asmoniggers jewtube channel for saying the editors in question are most likely employees from night Inc. as opposed to some heckin wholesome chungus editing videos in their basement for a small cut of the ad revenue. No slurs or personal attacks, just pointed that out and gone immediately. Sus TBH.

Edit: Elon is obviously a massive faggot too lel

 

[Male Idiot]

Wait, do you mean the Warhammer God of filth/disease, or some streamer I never heard of?

It is a meme that Asmongold is a follower of that god because he is just that damn filthy.

He recently cleaned it:

Here is the final product:

 

[Eventide]

It is a meme that Asmongold is a follower of that god because he is just that damn filthy.

He recently cleaned it:
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Here is the final product:
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Wait, this is the after image?

 

[Male Idiot]

Wait, this is the after image?

Yes.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/23/asmongold-cleans-filthy-house-posts-pictures-21848131/

The before image is here.

He is not the champion of Nurgle for nothing. His net worth is 5 million dollars.

Musk of course sees this as top priority. He must show Asmongold that he did not have an intern level his diablo account up. He just musk do it.

 

[niggyfaggot]

Yes.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/23/asmongold-cleans-filthy-house-posts-pictures-21848131/

The before image is here.
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I highly doubt this is true though. It's a crafted image to appeal to a certain demographic "he's JUST like me!". Dood is just a mouthpiece for the nu-media now that the old one is on its last legs. All of the big twitch and jewtubers are managed by the same company.

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

Here is the final product:

Fucking hell, look at those dumbbells in the floor. The dude is rich enough to have his own gym. The dumbbells likely never got used, looking at his arms.

This is the caliber of person SAVIOR OF OUR SPECIES MUSK is having slapfights with.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

What if Elon's firstborn daughter is actually the one maintaining his Path of Asperger's 2 and Diablo IV accounts? It's either her or Ian Miles Cheong. Printar Dehuvabad the H1B recipient from Ahmedabad probably doesn't have the skills for anything above running low level scams in Runescape.

 

[Trombonista]

What if Elon's firstborn daughter is actually the one maintaining his Path of Asperger's 2 and Diablo IV accounts? It's either her or Ian Miles Cheong. Printar Dehuvabad the H1B recipient from Ahmedabad probably doesn't have the skills for anything above running low level scams in Runescape.

Xavier/Vivian has cut ties with Musk.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

Does anyone else cringe watch Infowars on Rumble?
It‘s hilarious to watch the snake oil salesman at work…
It’s quite astounding to see someone who always warned the public about brain chips suddenly do an 180 and PRAISE a tech mogul who literally wants everyone to be brain chipped! It’s like watching Santa Claus of one’s youth suddenly turn into a faggot or a Muslim!
Alex Jones sucks Elon’s balls nonstop. He spends most of his show praising Daddy MuskBuxx…. He devotes more salad tossing to Musk than to Trump! His fans also bitch at him on the rumble chat.
It‘s unreal to see happen… Jones has also lost weight, has dyed eyebrows and dyed beard. He’s been buckbroken by Musk. Jones literally drank the Kool-Aide!

 

[Trombonista]

Alex Jones has a thread here too.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Does anyone know if Elon is friends with a gender-confused schizophrenic diaperfur?

There’s the rumor that Elon himself is a babyfur, unfortunately the evidence isn’t convincing. But also I wouldn’t put it at 0%.

Even if he was good at Path of Aspergers, that's not really particularly impressive when there are gamers who could probably reliably pilot an F-22 through the Holland Tunnel after years of Ace Combat, Project Wingman, DCS, and Microsoft Flight Simulator. There are people who beat Super Mario 64 blindfolded. There are probably people that beat Ikaruga blindfolded. If Elon was really an autistic super gamer, he and his firstborn daughter would be trying to shave nanoseconds off their 007 Goldeneye and Ocarina of Time speedrunning records.

Elon should pick an obscure and forgotten game and break the speedrun world record. Pull a page out of the Narcissa Wright playbook.

 

[RowboatGirlyman]

Elon should pick an obscure and forgotten game and break the speedrun world record. Pull a page out of the Narcissa Wright playbook.

Despite all of our helpful suggestions, he won't do any of that. The reason he picked Diablo 4 and Path of Assburgers 2 to juice himself in is that the former is pay 2 win garbage so of course the guy with deepest pockets is on top and the latter makes it easier to fool normies into thinking your good when playing on a boosted account. The mechanics are more complex and you need to be familiar with them to spot a fake. In theory. He still managed to fuck up by revealing his geriatric menu navigation skills.

Take a mechanically simpler game and it's much harder to look good when you're not. Even someone who hasn't played any game before will clock you as a filthy casual if they see you savescumming through the OG Doom on hurt me plenty or bomb spamming and using a continue on stage 3 of a Touhou game on normal.

 

[R00T]

What exactly was "disinformation" on Elon's posts about the grooming gangs that the UK allowed to roam free or the AfD interview he allowed to be broadcast though?

People keep mentioning muh rape gangs and muh defense of Tommy Robinson but none seem too keen on pointing out that Robinson himself has pedophiles and rapists in higher positions in his own organization. It’s evident that Elon is currently throwing poo at the wall in the hopes that any of it sticks to get others to forget about all of his fuck ups lately.