Furry Fandom and Drama General

Once again doesn't hold a candle to actual humor, which I regrettably also believe is from a furry or such sorts' kind of gathering:
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It's hilarious how this "terminally online" dress code is still so inherently furry. Snapbacks and oversized beanies belong in your teens but I guess since furries seldomly grow past that, it makes sense they stick around. Same with bandanas around your neck, which is why it was hilarious that Elon did that for so long.

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Mm yes, and surely those "10 stickers" weren't calls to death of white men, your fellow natives, Trump, straight people, uhh.. Any and all kinds of baits that'd get you suckerpunched in a real life setting?
 
Nothing says "I'm mentally stable" like drawing bestiality porn of yourself for $200
Something poetic about then also posting it online with a "Nooo ahaaha shameful!" vibe. Women truly, genuinely would smear shit on themselves and post it online if it could in any way be used for attention. The fact we mock the simps who give them money more than the lowlife kind of person who'd do that shit for money underlines as much.
 
It comes with a 3-digit combination lock built into it with a TSA key bypass.
If it's a 3 digit lock with infinite attempts, anyone who managed to steal it only needs to count to 999 in order to open it. It might even open faster if you count down from 999, since I think people often prefer codes to be a high number for some reason. Either way, it only takes about less than half an hour of fiddling with the rollers. If you're slow it'll take about an hour. Either way, that's a cracked lock, you'll get into it assuredly so it's only good at slowing someone down. And that's for people that don't just decide to cut the knot and physically break the briefcase open to plunder its contents. 4 digits is the same deal but you have to count to 9999 instead, so it takes a lot longer but it's still something to just fiddle with while you pass the time until you eventually find the right combination passively.
 
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it only takes about less than half an hour of fiddling with the rollers
Wouldn't it be faster to just break it off? I doubt a luggage lock would have any strudiness behind it. If I was stealing shit, I'd definetly ussed something like a boltcutter instead of half an hour of 1D chess with that lock.
 
I mean if all it took to get 200 dollars an HOUR was drawing a shitty doodle on the internet, I can't say with 100% honesty I'd turn it down, either, it's not like these people feel shame.
That's what anti-AI nutters forget: AI can't make fun sketch tier comic panels. Then again, neither can artists seemingly. "I spent 5 hours on this random piece, why won't it get views!?"
 
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Nothing says "I'm mentally stable" like drawing bestiality porn of yourself for $200
>its a commision
if i was artist and somebody was trying to commission this i would either scam that mf or give their money back while also hinting that they are sick in the head, i dont know which one is funnier
 
Something poetic about then also posting it online with a "Nooo ahaaha shameful!" vibe. Women truly, genuinely would smear shit on themselves and post it online if it could in any way be used for attention. The fact we mock the simps who give them money more than the lowlife kind of person who'd do that shit for money underlines as much.
I assure, you, there are women who actually do that. I can't imagine they make much money, but still.
 
30 minute old account named "WillowThePuppi" posts phone number of random furry. Furry using the farms as weapon in personal spat with other furry. Many such cases. SAD!

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Edit: I did a very cursory search for any WillowThePuppi accounts out there and only found a "WillowThePuppy" on Twitter and Twitch. Of course, this could be a gayop against any such Willow as well.
 
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Disregard everything I have said, I figuratively and literally suck cocks.
Make a fucking thread about it, dipshit. Add as much info as you can. Maybe you too can improve the furry fandom by getting rid of an actual disease vector.

That or you're just talking mad shit because you had a con date that went badly. I'm thinking that's the case. Please prove me wrong, anonymous kiwifag.
 
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