Did you know that Jim deciphered President Peter Theil's (he is the actual president, not Trump) coded message that he wrote in an OP ed for Financial Times? Did you know that President Peter Theil wants the world to commit suicide? Did you know that President Peter Theil is the literal devil despite Jim not believing in the devil? It's a TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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The Financial Times article
The tweet chain continues
Snakie Stinghk thinks that people will think Jim is exaggerating (he's not) and Jim laughs at his own non-joke.
his blog about the Devil who doesn't exist except when Jim wants him to so.
It includes this wonderful image macro.
The blog that gave us this beautiful piece of work
Jim's reasoning for President Peter Theil being the antichrist is:
"A week before his Piers Morgan interview, Peter Thiel did a
different interview, almost entirely about his definition of the Antichrist, which includes the United States — if we have the wrong President. He says “if things go wrong in the US… it would be the fulfillment of FDR’s vision of the New Dealers running the world.”
Of course, FDR and the
New Deal saved the United States from a Depression and formed the basis of our entire social safety net. It’s not a coincidence that Social Security and Medicare are now, after decades of trying, truly on the chopping block. The oligarchy wants to make the population frightened, desperate and beholden to their whims. They truly believe, and they may be right, that this is the birth of a new feudalist United States.
The “Antichrist” that Thiel describes is doing what the Antichrist does in the Bible, lying, and trying to take over the world, in the guise of doing something magnanimous — while turning his followers towards violence, hatred, and darkness.
As an atheist, the case is conclusive. There is no evidence of sky gods, but I do believe in the Antichrist. He is among us. #PFT"
If you can parse that shit then, one, fuck you no you can't and, two, you might be a secret FDR admirer like Bossman Null. Speaking of the Ooperator in Chief, Jim got a shout out from Null in this weeks MATI!
It's about 2 minutes before he gets to Jim, just so you have context. The totally real and not fake Jim Stewartson fired back at Null for daring to speak ill of THE #Stewanon.
The suicide troll reference made me almost do a spit take. Bravo, anon.
I wanna end with this, in the second sentence of the second paragraph Jim says this.
"To the average person, this will be impenetrable, as designed. But to elites and
IYKYK Yarvinites this is a victory speech for Peter Thiel’s plan to psyop the planet into suicide—and a warning to anyone who might get in the PayPal Mafia’s way."
The part that I highlighted threw me for a loop and had me searching for what the hell he was even talking about. IYKYK I have to assume means "if you know you know" but it's coupled with something called "Yarvinites". A web search returns nothing but a few random twitter posts with no further context. Jim's sole mention of Yarvinites is from that tweet. So what about just searching for Yarvin? Searching that through Jim's twitter gives us this.
Curtis Yarvin is this guy
and he's some kind of Internet intellectual? And he has such great sway in politics that Jim has named an entire class of people by his name? And he's President Peter Theil's personal Rasputin? The amount of hurdles I had to jump over just to find something this retarded made me laugh because Flynn's lawyers probably have zero experience in Internet sleuthing so they'll probably put in at least 10 times as much work to go down the same rabbit hole only to find that the thing they were looking for is completely nonsensical and indecipherable and with out reason. All Doyle has to do is sit back in his gamer chair, eat gummie bears, and make equally nonsensical demands of Flynn's lawyers. If Jim doesn't pull a Greer and fuck around with the court then he'll probably win against Flynn as it will be impossible for them to figure out anything from Jim's cyclical and self referential ramblings and even if they did they will they be unable to articulate it to almost any judge. Godspeed, Flynn, but you're up against the judicial blob that is Doyle and nothing can move the Doyle.
