TJLC - The JohnLock Conspiracy - Fine Whine Tasting Session

Fareal said:
Why don't they just pick up a box set of Hannibal? You know, since TV series Lecter is canonically sort of gay for Will Graham.
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Oh god no, keep that cancer the fuck away from Hannibal (especially since the hannigram relationship is meant to be twisted and a homage to Lecter and Clarice's relationship in the books, not kawaii gay representation uguu~).
 
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Android raptor said:
Oh god no, keep that cancer the fuck away from Hannibal (especially since the hannigram relationship is meant to be twisted and a homage to Lecter and Clarice's relationship in the books, not kawaii gay representation uguu~).
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i'm taking your flower crown away for suggesting murder husbands isn't cute :spudking:

Also, yeah, please let the nuttier Johnlockers stay in their own lane. Point taken.
 
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Rabbit-san said:
Also, there's a theme going on now with the TJLC that Apple Tree Yard, which is a new TV program starting soon on BBC One, is the secret 4th Sherlock episode they've been waiting for. This is stupid for a whole number of reasons but the obvious one is that they are not even related shows and it's not a spin off in the slightest :story:
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I saw that. Apparently the fact that it is being broadcast in the Sherlock time slot a week on is the main reason for this particular bit of sperging.
 
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Rabbit-san said:
In other news, they're still bloody convinced that there's going to be a 4th episode. ( http://archive.is/JPLRA ) And it's getting really silly. ( http://archive.is/Go3K9 ) Please stop, for the love of god. ( http://archive.is/SUZTt ) They're getting waaaay to convinced that Sherlock and John are going to make out and kiss in this 'secret 4th episode'. ( http://archive.is/6tA2u )
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Holy shit - these people act like children that were just told that Santa isn't real, rambling on and on about how "it's not fake!" and "it's true because I say it is!". At least children eventually calm down, get over it, and don't threaten to jump into a pool while holding a toaster.
 
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Fareal said:
Why don't they just pick up a box set of Hannibal? You know, since TV series Lecter is canonically sort of gay for Will Graham.
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If the REEEEE-ing about Killing Stalking is any indicator if the characters are both into people of the same sex and one or more is a murdering psychopath it's a deal breaker and the comic is labeled as homophobic by Tumblr and they declare war against it.

Now as we return to our own salt mine we see.

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Android raptor said:
Oh god no, keep that cancer the fuck away from Hannibal (especially since the hannigram relationship is meant to be twisted and a homage to Lecter and Clarice's relationship in the books, not kawaii gay representation uguu~).
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I think it might be a little too late for that.

Hannibal did have a big fan base on Tumblr at one time. Then the creator pissed off the fans somehow and they turned on him overnight. I forgot what happened but the salt was incredible, including one person on Twitter leading a crusade to get the show cancelled.

I really admire Moffat and Gatiss for their ability to put up with their unstable fan base and not giving in to their demands. Especially the former who had to deal with abuse from both Sherlock and Doctor Who fans. I just hope these guys keep it up and don't cave in to their fan base.
 
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DiamondRose said:
dear sherlock holmes and john watson,
you deserved the world, and i would have given anything so that you could have had it. i am so sorry that i couldn’t. i am so sorry that you were treated so carelessly. i am so sorry that you were silenced.
i know that you love each other and i know that you will be together. i know these things are real and they are certain. who you really are does matter, and who you really are is beautiful. you are untouchable. you are pure. you are light.
i want to thank you for leading me to a community of the greatest people i have ever known. thank you for teaching me. thank you for allowing me to be who i really am when you were not given that same opportunity yourselves.
we will do better. we will honor you. we will never let silence win.
i love you so dearly with all of my heart. my boys. your truths will always be perfect.
thank you.
OH MY FUCKING GOD BITCH THEY'RE NOT REAL.

i keep saying this and i’ll say it again: it was not your fault. it’s not your fault that you were clever enough to read the signs. the signs, the subtext, it was all put there very deliberately. it’s not your fault that you saw them. that makes you brilliant, and clever, and smart.
it’s not your fault that the signs lied. they purposefully laid out dots for you to put together and then made them lead to this. they lied about where the map was going. they lied about what the end of the line was. that’s not your fault. that will never, ever be your fault. it’s all on them.
they knew about tjlc. they knew what they were doing. they lied to you, and that is not your fault.
~~~~friendly reminder that you are valid and the haterz can go choke on their cisscum and die uwuwuuuu~~

And OH MY HOLY CHRIST ON A CRACKER THERE'S A PETITION.
Thousands of LGTBQ people, including youth, were drawn to the series for the hope of representation and a happy ending.
The sloppy mess of the Series 4 finale, The Final Problem, hinted at possibly being the final episode ever, did nothing to do this, even after hinting at it most explicitly in the second episode of the series, The Lying Detective. The Final Problem even explicitly confirmed two sadistic villains as being queer. In addition to blatantly poor characterization, writing, and effects, it confirmed the rest of the show was in fact queerbaiting its audience.
We want to know WHY they did this.
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i got various diseases from reading the green texts.
this is delusion on whole new level

Helvetica Scenario said:
Johnlock is love, Johnlock is life.
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FTFY
 
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purrings said:
If the REEEEE-ing about Killing Stalking is any indicator if the characters are both into people of the same sex and one or more is a murdering psychopath it's a deal breaker and the comic is labeled as homophobic by Tumblr and they declare war against it.
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The series has other lgbtq characters too including a much healthier same sex couple but its f/f so they probably wouldn't care (btw the thing that made a lot of tumblrinas REEEEE in Hannibal was a lesbian character having sex with a male character for plot related reasons, even though both clearly didn't enjoy it and she had to get herself wasted to go through with the act. The butthurt Twitter campaign was HILARIOUS and a lot of other fans made fun of them for it).

As a side I wonder what wild hair crawled up their ass about Killing Stalking because previously it seemed like they only ever flipped out about het or f/f ships being abusive or unhealthy.

On topic I too am eagerly awaiting the butthurt when they realize there's no secret episode.
 
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electroconvulsivetherapy said:
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>I was only twenty four years old
>I loved JohnLock so much, I read all the smutfics and metas
>I pray to Benedict Cumberbatch every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"JohnLock is love", I say, "JohnLock is life"
>My mom hears me and tells me to get out of her basement and get a job
>She is obviously jealous of my devotion to JohnLock
>I called her a shitlord
>She goes silent and gets my nighttime medication
>I am triggered now, and mom didn't check her privilege
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's the secret fourth episode
>I am so happy
>It whispers into my ear, "Queerbaiting"
>It grabs me with its powerful BBC hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my eyes wide for Episode Four
>John and Sherlock don't kiss
>It triggers so much, but I watch it just in case
>The episode winds down as my eyes start to water
>John and Sherlock still haven't kissed
>I want to please the shipping gods
>Episode Four roars a mighty roar as it concludes with no kiss
>My mom walks in
>Episode Four looks her deep in the eyes and says, "JohnLock will never be canon"
>Episode Four leaves through my window
JohnLock is love, JohnLock is life.
 
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Android raptor said:
Oh god no, keep that cancer the fuck away from Hannibal (especially since the hannigram relationship is meant to be twisted and a homage to Lecter and Clarice's relationship in the books, not kawaii gay representation uguu~).
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Hate to break it to you, but there's a lot of crossover between the fandoms. Fortunately, it seems like the fans that are into both shows tend to be saner than the TJLC crowd, so that's... something, I guess.
 
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Shit like this makes me glad I backed off from the shipping side of fandom... and my old fandom in general.

I mean, jeez, it's fun to imagine and pretend and do "what ifs" because you want to see two characters boink, but if you're legitimately losing your shit over it not being canon, you should probably go outside. If you're not having fun, just leave.

Loosen the straps on your ship goggles a bit, they're cutting off the circulation to your brain.

And besides, I kind of am into the teasing. But maybe I'm just kinky like that. :tomgirl:
 
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Confession: I'm a big Sperglockian. This show, 95% of the books, the Granada series, the RDJ movies, the Ronald Howard and Marion Crawford series (which is, in my opinion, the best series because it's completely batshit.) I know my shit about Sherlock Holmes.

So I'm fucking DYING over the tumblrinas going on and on about how the characters deserve better, especially with pulling quotes from the original stories. Doyle couldn't even remember Watson's first name. James Moriarty's brother was named James Moriarty. With that kind of shit attention to detail, do they really think this guy was going to carefully introduce homoerotic subtext into something he just wrote for money in anti-buggery-law England?

:autism:But maybe I'm just feeling smug because my one of my ships was canon:autism:
 
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But how many people bought into this? Really, I know they're all autistic as fuck but seriously, it's a fucking television show. I'm kinda holding out hope someone is retarded enough to off themselves over this and really stir up some shit.
 
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