Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[BlueFarms]

His phenotype pisses me off.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Ross Scott (Stop Killing Games) thoughts on the Pirate Software incident.

https://archive.md/wip/ZquRd

Source: 1:59:40-2:14:25
Full segment.

 

[Gorkzillah]

Real voice slip?

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searched on youtube, that's what I've found

 

[The Tombstoner]

The catalyst for Jason to follow in Chibi's footsteps and sext a minor.

Judging by his past as a Second Life furry, I'm sure he already has.

 

[Gorkzillah]

https://archive.md/wip/ZquRd

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Source: 1:59:40-2:14:25
Full segment.

I started to dislike pirate since I've heard his comment about when this bro started to talk about stop killing games and the shit PS started saying: "now you can't make companies do that, you can't make them do offline modes, you can't make them keep the servers up forever, this will kill the game industry"....
MFer first of all that's facetious argument, second they will find a way since they are taking money for it - if not don't do always online games and/or stop using the fukin' internet connection for your shitty game systems for single player games...
I hate the game industry

 

[Joe Headroom]

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AlbinoVEVO on Pirate's most obvious usage of outside help on Animal Well

Extra Clip someone posted in the comments
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I've never played animal well, but I decided to look into this puzzle to gain some insight behind why this shows how full of shit this guy is.

Oh 100% he's used a guide. I watched highlights of the long play and the way he just intuitively figures out some things that are meant to be very obscure is beyond suspicious to me.

Yes he fucking did. He even pretends it was UNEXPECTED!

I'd like to take a moment to remind new people to this thread that he allegedly has three black badges for "hacking" (only two are confirmed on the DefCon website) and were awarded for solving puzzles in the Badge Challenge category. This category requires no special skills, and only a small amount of knowledge in cryptography, and is probably the easiest way to win a Black Badge.

You can solve the Badge Challenge by yourself or within a group. During Def Con 23 (2015), Jason won a Black Badge with a team of 11 people. He won the same Badge Challenge the following year at Def Con 24 (2016) with a team of 12 people. It's important to note that team sizes this large are not normal for Black Badge winners, and the teams Jason were a member of were the biggest teams to ever be awarded a Black Badge.

Jason does not participate in any other categories that could earn him a Black Badge, such as a Capture the Flag event or Capture the Packet event, as it requires skills that Jason does not possess.

 

[Gorkzillah]

animal well was the dunkey's game right? I haven't tested it yet.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

animal well was the dunkey's game right? I haven't tested it yet.

Dunkey's company published and did marketing for it, but it was developed in its entirety (engine, assets and all) by Billy Basso. It's a great game, and I highly recommend it.

 

[guatierreate]

is heart bound 32 bit

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

is heart bound 32 bit

It's two-bit.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Guess who also streamed Noita

There are 14 streams that have been labelled as "Noita", all together a length of about ~135h.

it is safe to say that it would be worth it

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

it is safe to say that it would be worth it

As someone who has 100%ed Noita (with guides, obviously, I'm not a savant), this is just one of many rites of passage in the game

 

[Retink Retunk]

Jason does not participate in any other categories that could earn him a Black Badge, such as a Capture the Flag event or Capture the Packet event, as it requires skills that Jason does not possess.

I'm pretty sure the skill of being dead weight on a large team translates to those as well.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Jason does not participate in any other categories that could earn him a Black Badge, such as a Capture the Flag event or Capture the Packet event, as it requires skills that Jason does not possess.

Jason does not even understand the basics of how the fucking internet works! He already fails at grasping HTTP vs HTTPS!

He also can't be as much of a vigilant paranoid security hacker guy who has just seen too much to ever let down his guard if he gets surprised by his shitty puzzle game triggering his network printer. Any executable you download just gets full access to your whole machine and network? Not even a firewall, little nigga?

 

[Friedchickenfan]

It's two-bit.

There are only two-bits.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

As someone who has 100%ed Noita (with guides, obviously, I'm not a savant), this is just one of many rites of passage in the game

I guess he didn't read a guide on giga saw blades yet.
Why the fuck is he using Giga Saw Blades in the mines, too? Is he a fucking retard? (Yes)
That's just total overkill for the Hamis, Hurrtas and Hiisi on the first layer.
God, what a total shithead retard.

 

[Joe Headroom]

Jason does not even understand the basics of how the fucking internet works! He already fails at grasping HTTP vs HTTPS!

He also can't be as much of a vigilant paranoid security hacker guy who has just seen too much to ever let down his guard if he gets surprised by his shitty puzzle game triggering his network printer. Any executable you download just gets full access to your whole machine and network? Not even a firewall, little nigga?

Have you seen his password manager?

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

I guess he didn't read a guide on giga saw blades yet.
Why the fuck is he using Giga Saw Blades in the mines, too? Is he a fucking retard? (Yes)
That's just total overkill for the Hamis, Hurrtas and Hiisi on the first layer.
God, what a total shithead retard.

his viewers voted for it.

 

[GaryGray]

Have you seen his password manager?

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Going to press X to doubt on that. He should explain how he extracts his password each time he needs to enter it in. This is the type of stuff you see in middle school after some kid watches Hackers for the first time. I bet he also has written viruses that causes pac men to fill up the screen and literally eat all the data on the machine.

 

[All Smiles]

He should explain how he extracts his password each time he needs to enter it in.

he is a genius hacker. he hacks the image