Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

Spying on the neighborhood kids with Melton.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

Permanent brain damage and institutionalization might be an option for that bingo card.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Canadian?!?!?!

No, just watched Letterkenny and decided to give it a shot.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

If he’s actually doing whippets I have a couple of burn patients he would love to meet. Don’t pass out with a super cooled canister of gas kids it’s not pretty.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

it requires pretty strict discipline and the ability and will to cut fuckups out of any chance of controlling it,

I have a feeling Bob and Celeste are realizing what a fuckup Nick really is. If not, they don't deserve a legacy.

For Nick's kids sake, I hope they put Nick on an allowance. They gave him two houses and he fucked it up with "debt leveraging."

Something like $3k a month for every kid under 18. Then when they turn 18, the $3k goes with the kid. They need a trust executor with adults that aren't mid-40s with no career or experiences. Nick "I forgot to pay my mortgage for a year" Rekieta can't be near any large amounts of wealth. He needs to be on an allowance. All his assets need to be in a trust that he can't access. "Money comes and goes" isn't a financial strategy. He shouldn't ever be in a position where he can J.G. Wentworth trust money.

His parents need to find a responsible relative. Hopefully a cousin that can execute family wishes without fucking the kids.

Or maybe fuck 'em. The kids might be better off being dead broke at 18 rather than like Nick that would be fucked if the trust fund money ran out. Someone needs to sit his 17 y/o down and show him that money doesn't whimsically come and go. Show him what a foreclosure should have done to his family if his fuck up father didn't have someone give him houses. I'm sure Nick is blowing retarded 'every child is smart and talented' smoke up their asses with no work ethic instilled because Nick has no work ethic.

 

[Freikstorn]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

I think he will slide into irrelevance and stop streaming. Eventually losing his whole family and home to his vices.
Nothing dramatic, just, a typical slide of the pointless existence of a junkie.

 

[Desktop User2]

I have a feeling Bob and Celeste are realizing what a fuckup Nick really is. If not, they don't deserve a legacy.

I believe entertaining your son´s coke whore mistress would constitute enabling...

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Are we doing consequences for pleading guilty itt? I predict double secret super probation which he skirts around because he is rich his parents are rich.

 

[Swole McPole]

I hate to inform you that malt vinegar is a symbol for dosing your daughter with cocaine

Heroin, surely. Afghani and Pakistani heroin base (the dominant type of heroin available in most of Europe) has to be dissolved in an acid in order to render it injectable.

If you're well organized and aren't homeless, you're probably using citric acid from the local needle exchange.

If you're chaotic and desperate, you've asked the local fish and chip shop for a styrofoam container full of malt vinegar and you're using that.

The Cantonese refugees from Hong Kong that run most chip shops know why you want it and what you're using it for.

 

[Owlbear]

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

My money is on troonout, but enjoying prison doesn't seem too unlikely given Nick's insistence on doing stupid shit. Nick Rekieta loves himself too much to commit suicide and he still does drugs with other people (and has access to enough cash to buy the good stuff), so I'm not expecting an OD. Bob and Celeste, enablers both, aren't going to let the kids become homeless, and there's no fucking way Nick Rekieta finds Jesus in any legitimate way.

I still think the divorce arc is on the table, but it entirely depends on Kayla's family dragging her into it while she vegetates with her drugs and her Star Trek. Or checking her into an inpatient rehab.

The more likely thing to happen next year, in my opinion, is that he drops off the internet altogether (except for maybe some xeets) for a few months before coming back HARD.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Heroin, surely. Afghani and Pakistani heroin base (the dominant type of heroin available in most of Europe) has to be dissolved in an acid in order to render it injectable.

If you're well organized and aren't homeless, you're probably using citric acid from the local needle exchange.

If you're chaotic and desperate, you've asked the local fish and chip shop for a styrofoam container full of malt vinegar and you're using that.

The Cantonese refugees from Hong Kong that run most chip shops know why you want it and what you're using it for.

Crackheads who inject crack also have to do this, though they usually use lemon juice.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway here's that combined segment for whatever it adds:

Keanu is a weird idiot. What does any of this contribute to anything? She's as much of a lying liar as Nick himself is.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

1) Rackets isn't going to prison; if he did, he would present it as cool because it's "rebellious."

2) April claims through Keanu that she's going to do a show, this has great potential for milk if it happens. It probably won't, though. But if it does, Aaron will finally have that Stern/O&A-style feud he's always wanted - his ex-wife. Oh, yes. Great potential.

3) Bob & Celeste totally bribed April to sign an NDA and run off. This is part of the "ridiculous" IRL thing he'd alluded to, recently.

4) I guess that horrible thing April told Keanu that Aaron did, that she could not tell us and that caused her to label him a "monster" was not that bad, seeing as how everyone made up and is friends now. Jesus fuck, these people.

5) I guess that horrible thing Aaron told us that Nick/Kayla/April did, involving a child/children, that he could not tell us and that caused him to yell in righteous anger was not that bad, seeing as how no one has been charged in anything. Again, these fucking people.

6) Nicky Rackets has the same kind of tattoo that porn stars get, examples include Nikki Rhodes and Jayden Jaymes. I hate that I knew that off-hand.

7) I can't wait to see April's next beau.

8 ) Rackets thinks he's a shock jock, but he's actually a wack packer.

 

[Folgers Can]

What does any of this contribute to anything?

With April having privated every last social media account and most likely having been well compensated for an NDA by this point, Keanu's insufferable ramblings are unfortunately the only sourcing left for whatever few bits of Nick dirt April spilled in private, the sudden revelation of which may have the benefit of making Nick lash out. They don't seem to be talking anymore so this will hopefully be the last we hear from her.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I kinda like the Rackets literary arc.

Roses are red
The Balldo is pink
Your side hoe’s vagina
Has a powerful stink

Cocaine is so good
You can’t feed your kids
These Jamaican bulls
Have given you GRIDS

Might go back to college myself if I can find a creative writing program as good as Nick’s.

 

[Melty Butter]

Lol in her defense I think they grow pineapples in their yard but it's an unfortunate coincidence.

In this case, it's a Maui pineapple. There are multiple pics. Bob & Celeste seemed to have gone to Hawaii ahead of their regular schedule. (Fleeing Nick?)

I have a feeling Bob and Celeste are realizing what a fuckup Nick really is.

I think so too. This may help:

Bob & Celeste's Rough Schedule.
Blue text is for house happenings because it's speculated that Nick's parents are cleaning up his messes:
> June 2024 - Minnesota, Bob testified
> July 2024 - UK, Bob mentioned the trip in court and there are pics
> August 2024 - Minnesota. Celeste & Bob attended the art show with April and Nick. The second house is put on the market.
> September 2024 - St. Petersberg
> October & November 2024: Minnesota. Specific dates are unclear. We know Celeste and Bob were in attendance for one of Nick's Locals cooking streams in late October and the April drama (meeting with Celeste & Bob) seemed to have occurred in early November. The main home goes into foreclosure on Nov. 25.
> December 10, 2024: Orlando. The second house is listed as a pending sale around that date.
> Holidays: ? Probably home to St. Petersburg.
> January 10, 2024: To Maui where they still are.
Celeste's FB & IG is the source for much of this.

We know from Aaron that Bob nagged Nick to pay his taxes in early 2024 (when Aaron was still around).

This doesn't prove/disprove anything but it's interesting that:

• In August the second home was put on the market after Bob & Celeste were confronted by the well-established relationship bw Nick and April at the art show.
• In late October we listened to Bob & Kayla discussing the schedule of the family on Nick's Locals stream. This seemed as if Bob was babysitting the situation. Then, shortly after, April melts down on social media and with Keanu.
• What's to make of the sale of the second home? It does seem that Bob/Celeste may have forced Nick's hand to take a well below-market offer if/when they discovered the main home was facing foreclosure.
• I initially wondered if Bob & Celeste may have purchased the second house but one would assume that they would pay the asking price... unless they're disgusted with him and bailed him out with a cheap offer they knew he would be forced to accept.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

My bet is he fakes his way through probation and return from degeneracy until he's clear of most of main legal issues. He'll bide his time and pull some sneaky shit to rearrange assets, etc. Suddenly he'll announce a new direction for his career will magically appear in Vegas / LA with April at his side and attempt to begin his radio comedy / shock jock career. Kayla and the kids will be in the rearview mirror doomed to spend the next few years in court desperately trying to get some level of child support / assets that he'll never give them. He'll dive nose first back into the coke, tell everyone he's the new big thing and go full Ralphamale.

 

[AnOminous]

I swear every clip he sounds more and more like a woman. This nigga is transitioning

He's growing moobs, his already faggy voice is getting even more nasal and high pitched.

He's talking even more about his consumption of semen. He can't quit ranting about how much he loves to swallow cum.

Dude is on estrogen.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

3) Bob & Celeste totally bribed April to sign an NDA and run off. This is part of the "ridiculous" IRL thing he'd alluded to, recently.

Bob & Celeste sniffed April's grift from a mile away and were protecting their finances/assets/grandkids. The sit-down might have gone like this:

B&C: "Listen here blondie, the jig is up, you gotta go."

April: "See, you don't understand, my love for your son went from here to here , he's my soul ma- "

B&C: "Cut the bullshit, even we don't like him that much and he's our blood. *pulls out checkbook* what does $20,000 to STFU sound like?"

April: "Could you throw in the Mustang and the Summer's Eve?"

B&C: "LOL. April, meet Luca Brasi"

 

[Windy Moors]

Nick has a half sister who lives in Nicaragua and who seems to be a "free spirit".

Is that a polite way of saying coal burner?

4) I guess that horrible thing April told Keanu that Aaron did, that she could not tell us and that caused her to label him a "monster" was not that bad, seeing as how everyone made up and is friends now. Jesus fuck, these people

My attitude toward Aaron has shifted after the news of him trying to arrange a boxing comp with members of the Dabbleverse, including Melton.

The man who has made sport of sexualizing his children, it doesn't sit right. His desperation for attention outweighs any sense of protection that he should have for his children.

Unless your meeting the MAP at the ocean, to hang a millstone around his neck before pushing him off a cliff, anything else is grimy as fuck.