Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetness]

Is that a polite way of saying coal burner?


My attitude toward Aaron has shifted after the news of him trying to arrange a boxing comp with members of the Dabbleverse, including Melton.

The man who has made sport of sexualizing his children, it doesn't sit right. His desperation for attention outweighs any sense of protection that he should have for his children.

Unless your meeting the MAP at the ocean, to hang a millstone around his neck before pushing him off a cliff, anything else is grimy as fuck.

I think he's just a retard who wants to punch them. Idk, he's gay af too.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

So what's the over under that Nick ODs on laced coke by the end of the year?

 

[Maker's Mark]

So what's the over under that Nick ODs on laced coke by the end of the year?

Nah, he hangs himself.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nah, he hangs himself.

Niggieta carradineing himself would be a fitting end. In the Sailor Goon outfit.

 

[john marston]

• I initially wondered if Bob & Celeste may have purchased the second house but one would assume that they would pay the asking price... unless they're disgusted with him and bailed him out with a cheap offer they knew he would be forced to accept.

I highly doubt that Bob and Celeste bought that house. It's not unbelievable that someone (who probably doesn't even know who Cuckeita is) would buy it as a vacation/getaway home even with the Silent Hill bathroom.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So what's the over under that Nick ODs on laced coke by the end of the year?

No chance, he's going to be getting high off his ball(do)s with anything and everything that won't show up on his probation drug tests. Nutmeg, Robitussin, Galaxy Gas, huffing petrol like an abbo.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nah, he hangs himself.

Niggieta carradineing himself would be a fitting end. In the Sailor Goon outfit.

I'm hoping he gets his colon punched through by another Raphael. Being dicked to death in a barn would be a fitting end to this drug-soaked degenerate.

 

[SargonF00t]

Bob & Celeste sniffed April's grift from a mile away and were protecting their finances/assets/grandkids.

Bob & Celeste sniffed April's gash from 2 miles away.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick doesn't have the right combination of traits to troon out, the main one being that he's not obsessed with women (being the repressed faggot that he is) unless they're flat as a board and mentally 12-years-old like April. I think he's trending towards becoming Californian gay though, you can hear it in his voice. His body's preparing him for the move to the Daxipad.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

huffing petrol like an abbo.

This can't be stressed enough. He can and will lower standards for himself and those closest to him to fulfill his immediate needs, and "any port in a storm" will do.

I'm thinking he's going to dabble in OnlyFans, gradually building up to full on porn with both sexes. Maybe the others, because once he comes to terms with being gay, he's going to scream from the heavens how he's bi and still loves women (despite hating them).

Along the way, I think he's going to be showing up on different people's streams, desperately trying to maintain his persona, while the hosts ridicule him. He's going to be a nomadic wack packer, looking for friends.

It's absurd, but as I've said before, it's all on the table.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm thinking he's going to dabble in OnlyFans, gradually building up to full on porn with both sexes.

I don't think it's in the cards, as his own "equipment" doesn't work. There probably aren't that many lowlifes desperate enough to do a scene with a used Balldo of questionable sterility, and the company's out of business so there won't be any new ones.
And I'm guessing precisely zero people want to watch solo Balldo content, whatever that would even look like.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

His brain is devolving because of the Galaxy Gas, cut him some slack. Soon he will be as braindead and catatonic as Kayla if he keeps it up.

Also, I think his affect is like that because he is also completely depressed and felted. Not for the right reasons, but because he knows how bad he looks from an egotistical standpoint. His main concern at the moment is preserving his too cool for school libertarian image by making it look like he did some drugs and had an affair with a cute blonde woman while leaving out the fact that he offered up his wife and the mother of his children as barter to a dorky local radio guy to do so. It's not guilt that's eating away at him but the anguish of a narcissist whose ego has been shattered and will continue to be.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I don't think it's in the cards, as his own "equipment" doesn't work.

You really think he'd be the pitcher?

 

[AnOminous]

I think he's trending towards becoming Californian gay though, you can hear it in his voice. His body's preparing him for the move to the Daxipad.

Is Nick even aware that his already fagged-out voice is getting even more high pitched every time he shows up in public? Has he utterly failed to figure out he's completely obviously an utter homo at this point? A high pitched screaming flaming fag?

B&C: "LOL. April, meet Luca Brasi"

Luca Brasi may SLEEP with the fishes. But anyone in the physical presence of the Ape SMELLS the fishes.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

My attitude toward Aaron has shifted after the news of him trying to arrange a boxing comp with members of the Dabbleverse, including Melton.

The man who has made sport of sexualizing his children, it doesn't sit right. His desperation for attention outweighs any sense of protection that he should have for his children.

Unless your meeting the MAP at the ocean, to hang a millstone around his neck before pushing him off a cliff, anything else is grimy as fuck.

That basically applies to all four adults involved in this case. All of them threw their children to the wolves as they spent their time fucking one another and getting high. Now that the authorities came crashing down on their drug fueled swinging, all four are trying to throw the other three under the bus while trying to convince the internet that they are the real victims in the case. All while ignoring the children that had to sit by and suffer because of their parents neglectful decision making.

This whole saga could not be uglier even if you wanted to be. It really highlights the damages that occur with open relationships and drug addiction. All four adults deserve to suffer for their actions.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The Zillow listing for the main balldo bunker, or “the big house” as @Potentially Criminal likes to call it, is now listed with status of “Auction.” All the pictures of the interior have been replaced with one picture of the driveway.
[ Zillow | Archive ]

I can’t find it in the thread or on archive sites, so I’ll take late stickers if it’s been said. But I want to point out that since it was first listed and now (maybe when the new pictures were taken?) the main Balldo Bunker has gone down in value by a whopping $53,300. It was listed for $850,700 and has now been valued at $797,400.

Then:

Now:


Nick better hurry up and pay! The auction is in only 2 1/2 weeks! Hope he didn’t spend everything he got from the other house on gay tattoos and galaxy gas already.

 

[AnOminous]

This whole saga could not be uglier even if you wanted to be. It really highlights the damages that occur with open relationships and drug addiction. All four adults deserve to suffer for their actions.

This whole thing shows that this dumb bullshit called "polyamory" is not just wrong and stupid, it's actually evil. Anyone who does this will burn in Hell.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

His main concern at the moment is preserving his too cool for school libertarian image by making it look like he did some drugs and had an affair with a cute blonde woman while leaving out the fact that he offered up his wife and the mother of his children as barter to a dorky local radio guy to do so. It's not guilt that's eating away at him but the anguish of a narcissist whose ego has been shattered and will continue to be.

He watched Aaron fucking his wife, he watched the Jamaicans. The whole testicle strangulation apparatus he's known for now cements his image as having ED too. "Oh Nick Rekieta? The limp dicked cuck that gave his daughter cocaine?"

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I can’t find it in the thread or on archive sites, so I’ll take late stickers if it’s been said. But I want to point out that since it was first listed and now (maybe when the new pictures were taken?) the main Balldo Bunker has gone down in value by a whopping $53,300. It was listed for $850,700 and has now been valued at $797,400.

Then:
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Now:
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Nick better hurry up and pay! The auction is in only 2 1/2 weeks! Hope he didn’t spend everything he got from the other house on gay tattoos and galaxy gas already.

And/or covering credit card or other preexisting debt.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

How could you even look at this ridiculous skelly and think he's on HGH or any kind of gear?

Oh he's taking testosterone. His voice is changing, he's growing man boobs with tri-titted Ralphamammalia and it's completely fucking with his period. Flower tattoos caused his uterus to ache.