Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Paper Machete]

Or perhaps it didn't really happen.

My bets are it didn't happen. Why are all these stories of fleeing the US always going to Mexico. Literally the last place on the planet it would be good to elope to unless you're fleeing criminal charges?

 

[Pig Cups]

I watched a bit of the sleep inducing horror movie he starred in last year. He looks 100% male. He does the hunching thing some trannies do to look smaller, hides his face 90% of time with his hair, mumbles his lines in a repressed tranny voice, still he looks weird and his body is very masculine.

Stills from IMDB. Even in the kiss screenshot he looks male.

Holy jumping fucking shitballs!

Literally, the last time I saw him was when I watched the first season of Euphoria, and that was 5 years ago. I couldn’t keep watching it. The idea of it being set during high school was too distractingly laughable- had the characters been in college, it’d have been more believable. This is the first I’m seeing of him since then. He’s bricking up into gigahon territory now, and that makes all the sperging by the creep show troons in their 40s and 50s who masturbate to him view him with envy as some sort of ultimate goal for transitioning/skinwalking all the more hilarious.

That's tragic. It's obvious the parents are trying whatever they can to get the kid from killing himself. If threatening to bury him under a deadname is what has to be done (instead of giving into his ridiculous demands), then so be it. I am guessing the parents tried to be like, "No sweetie please don't die!!!!!" and sent him to a clinic but that didn't work. So threatening him is probably the next best thing.

Also trying to give himself tesicular torsion? Jesus Christ. He belongs in a fucking clinic.

I agree that he needs some form of deeply intensive psychotherapy, with strong medications thrown in for good measure. Definitely a sad case.

BUT…I have to laugh. He actually thinks that going off to college will allow him achieve no-contact with his parents? Like, nigger, how is that possible? Who do you think is going to be paying for your education? Your off-campus housing? Your textbooks/college essentials? Your meal plan? Anything requiring the gravy train? Who do you think you’re going to have to report to as it relates to your progress/grades in order to stay in school? LOL.

 

[stupid frog]

Or perhaps it didn't really happen.

100% lie.

 

[fish fillet]

I watched a bit of the sleep inducing horror movie he starred in last year. He looks 100% male. He does the hunching thing some trannies do to look smaller, hides his face 90% of time with his hair, mumbles his lines in a repressed tranny voice, still he looks weird and his body is very masculine.

Seeing him without the usual Hollywood styling just shows how much of an impact good make-up and clothing have.

I know I'm going to get ridiculed for this: a big part of his passability is because he has an unusually convincing boob job. It's not perfect - there's something wierd going on at the bottom - but it's better than any other tranny effort. If I'm honest they're the only part of him that actually passes, may allah have mercy on me.

 

[Sean Andalou]

100% lie.

I agree, but to post it as truth it is an L of sorts for all the commenters (it's a long thread) who believe it or pretend to believe it.

 

[Harold Godwinson]

Like Jews fleeing Nazis, except they did it for the drama and not because they had to.
Or perhaps they really are that delusional.
Or perhaps it didn't really happen.

The victim complex is outrageous with these spastics, and they’ll go to insane lengths to try and convince people they’re being hunted down in the streets as we speak. Like who is believing this shit? Plenty of people apparently…

It‘s genuinely mind-boggling to see troons continuously compare the actually documented systematic purge of muh six million, to a completely imaginary and nonexistent threat to their pedo fantasies and full-time misogyny… and thinking they're even remotely equivalent. Like how are you not embarrassed? The world could not be more enabling of your rancid fetish. Give your head a wobble, good grief.

 

[deermeat]

Seeing him without the usual Hollywood styling just shows how much of an impact good make-up and clothing have.

I know I'm going to get ridiculed for this: a big part of his passability is because he has an unusually convincing boob job. It's not perfect - there's something wierd going on at the bottom - but it's better than any other tranny effort. If I'm honest they're the only part of him that actually passes, may allah have mercy on me.

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Nah man those boobs look fake as hell and in combination with his face it all looks unatural and uncanny. Womens nipples do not stick out like that, as in womens nips rarely ever face forward with the boobs sitting upright in that manner. Thats only ever seen in porn.

Boobs naturally sag in some way, even if its not noticeable (its called gravity), with the nipples facing at an angle in some way.
His looks like someone put balloons on someone's bare chest and drew a dot right in the middle of them. This is why troons and their conetits looks unatural.

 

[Sourceress]

Or perhaps they really are that delusional.
Or perhaps it didn't really happen.

100% didn't happen. Even if you're fleeing in the dead of Saturday because you can't face Monday morning or whatever, you wouldn't leave your important medications behind. Nor would you leave behind your driver's license, because you might need that as a form of ID at the airport. This is pure theatrics and lies.

On the off hand that some family actually was so incredibly stupid that they fled the country in the dead of night, leaving everything behind, because they feared their daughters might not be sterilized immediately upon reaching the ancient and all-knowing age of twelve, then I've never heard of parents that deserved to have their identities stolen by criminals more.

I know I'm going to get ridiculed for this: a big part of his passability is because he has an unusually convincing boob job.

I mean, it's better than the fake breasts most troons get, but that's not a compliment. I bet if you saw them from the front - notice how all the "convincing" pics are from weird angles? - you'd see that there's a mile between those things and they look weird as hell. You can kind of tell in the second pic that they're too far apart and there's an unnatural gap between them. They're also slightly hexagonal? Too many straight lines going on there.

Also, ew, you made me look at a man's fake boobs. Eww.

Dude looks like a sixteen year old boy with too much makeup on. In those horror movie stills, he just looks like a sixteen year old boy without any makeup on. He looks male no matter how you cut it.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Nah man those boobs look fake as hell and in combination with his face it all looks unatural and uncanny. Womens nipples do not stick out like that, as in womens nips rarely ever face forward with the boobs sitting upright in that manner. Thats only ever seen in porn.

Boobs naturally sag in some way, even if its not noticeable (its called gravity), with the nipples facing at an angle in some way.
His looks like someone put balloons on someone's bare chest and drew a dot right in the middle of them. This is why troons and their conetits looks unatural.

To add my own two cents:

I saw the cover of 'Cuckoo' and thought it was set in the 1970s given the bandana-sporting man on the cover:

I assume this is the Hunter Schafer being discussed, and that we are supposed to believe that that image is of a female character?

 

[Narinder]

The ugliest woman alive is still more obviously female than Robbie.

I was going to comment "I don't know man, you could convince me Tophiachu is a man until she speaks. Then realized you're right. Always that inherent femininity from even the most grotesque women.

Now for my favorite way to contribute: Laughing at tranny memes (but not in the way they want me to.)

Man with no ability to get the bitches (aroace just means that you're too autistic to try talking to women) learns that he likes women the moment women interact with him. Thinks he's a lesbian.

 

[behindyourightnow]

This one's a little more directly political than the usual Reddit L.
Posted on Democratic Underground General Discussion sub-forum
where it will be read by all manner of American lefties.
Democratic Underground -- Archive


Like Jews fleeing Nazis, except they did it for the drama and not because they had to.
Or perhaps they really are that delusional.
Or perhaps it didn't really happen.

No way that happened. Someone flees their house for another country and random people back in the States just... give everything away? What? And it's so soon afterwards that the food in the house is still good for eating? Even some of the commenters there are questioning the story, which is saying a lot.

If it did happen (and it didn't) my best guess would be that someone murdered that family and then advertised a "Free Estate Sale" to fuck up any physical evidence left in the house. Like, if you "flee to Mexico" and leave your drivers license and medication behind, you are 100% dead and buried in the woods somewhere, sorry

 

[Law]

Hunter Schaefer's boobs have corners.
How drunk was his surgeon?

Like Jews fleeing Nazis, except they did it for the drama and not because they had to.
Or perhaps they really are that delusional.

If this imaginary family actually used an estate planner, the house wouldn't be a "wreck".
Also Mexico has no federal laws that protect from discrimination based on gender identity, and Mexico City has introduced legislation to limit pediatric access to medical gender crap. They let you legally falsify your documents but legislation varies a lot based on state. So fleeing to Mexico doesn't make any sense.
Why didn't UK families of "trans kids" flee to Mexico after the Cass report was released? Hormone treatments for minors are now indefinitely banned in the UK, yet there's no suicides, no trans death camps, no mass exodus to Mexico.

 

[Hitman One]

Hormone treatments for minors are now indefinitely banned in the UK, yet there's no suicides, no trans death camps, no mass exodus to Mexico.

Soon, brother, inshallah.

 

[Gian-Luca Caluga]

I watched a bit of the sleep inducing horror movie he starred in last year. He looks 100% male. He does the hunching thing some trannies do to look smaller, hides his face 90% of time with his hair, mumbles his lines in a repressed tranny voice, still he looks weird and his body is very masculine.

Stills from IMDB. Even in the kiss screenshot he looks male.

Another five years and he's going to look (even more) like Klaus Kinski.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Troons are the most retarded liars lmao. "Orange Man so bad my neighbors took their two autistic daughters with short hair to Mexico! Take that America!"
Mexicans are second only to jeets in rapeyness, they're just a bit lazier.
RALPH LIVES IN MEXICO. It's the worst place possible to flee to with your pooners. They are literally fantasizing about child abuse.

ETA regarding Hunter, he just looks like Kurt Cobain (a somehow less fucked up failure of a man) with bolt ons, but I agree that the bolt ons are his most feminine feature from a first glance. Any of the weirdos that perv on him as a paragon of troon femininity are just jerking it to the bolt ons. Basically they're turned on by disembodied "female" parts because women aren't people to them.

 

[Law]

RALPH LIVES IN MEXICO.

And his transition is going great, based on the most recent photos.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Hunter (the actor who posted about how he wanted to eat women and other schizo shit on instagram then deleted it) is obviously a man as soon as i see that forehead. My gf said ethel cain sorta passed, and lol seeing Ethel Cain in motion and not in a touched up photo is an L in itself.

 

[NSA Intern]

And his transition is going great, based on the most recent photos.

male to ralphamale

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This one's a little more directly political than the usual Reddit L.
Posted on Democratic Underground General Discussion sub-forum
where it will be read by all manner of American lefties.
Democratic Underground -- Archive


Like Jews fleeing Nazis, except they did it for the drama and not because they had to.
Or perhaps they really are that delusional.
Or perhaps it didn't really happen.

Who the fuck flees the country and leaves their ID- needed for crossing borders and everything else- behind?

 

[Law]

Pooning out is just another form of neurotic self-harm that women have always done.

I agree, but I think that male troons are just as neurotic (just listen to them) and self-harming (chopping off your balls is self-harm), and I think female troons are just as obsessed (fujoshis have incredible stamina for thinking about fucking nothing besides anime boys kissing).
Chase Strangio is nothing if not obsessed, and very focused on progressing towards her goals of putting nen in women's prisons. She's also ruthless and calculating.
Jamie Shupe (or whatever name he uses now) is pretty aimless with his transition and doesn't really progress towards anything, besides changing his mind every couple of decades. Kevin Gibes and several of his male roommates on the Tranch also fit the model of aimless neuroticism.

This is why pooners always seem to be desperately running away from something with little care about how they wind up,

The "something" is how men treat women.