Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 107 4.4%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 133 5.5%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,375 56.4%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 254 10.4%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 569 23.3%
  • Total voters
    2,438
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Debbie Macomber said:
Lyrics/melody recycled for the Kylie Jenner song, and I'm pretty sure I heard a few notes of I Get You Taylor Swift
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He likes to "retool" existing songs depending on who he's trying to woo at the moment. I don't have it right on hand but there's a post where he says "Safari Ride" was originally intended for Taylor to sing, before she shafted him and he switched his focus to Ariana.

And the Kylie song was originally for Farrah until her lawyers made it clear they would be having none of his antics, so he changed it to Kylie Jenner.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
He likes to "retool" existing songs depending on who he's trying to woo at the moment. I don't have it right on hand but there's a post where he says "Safari Ride" was originally intended for Taylor to sing, before she shafted him and he switched his focus to Ariana.
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Wasn't that one meant for Katy Perry?

Also I hope Sean can appeal that strike because it's bullshit. He made sure to redact contact info despite it being in the public record.
 
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Chug Smuckle said:
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You know, Russtard once again edging us with an album that he will never release reminds me of John Callahan's album Purple Winos in the Rain. Take note, Ratty. Callahan was a quadriplegic; he was more disabled than you ever were. And yet, not only did he become a successful cartoonist, he actually released an album instead of talking about it endlessly. Oh, and as a bonus, it was actually good. Just give up, Russ. You will never get celebrity succ and you will never get positive fame.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Honestly, I am amazed that he was really playing the piano for that. I heard that mistake, but his playing was better than I would have thought. Hate to give the guy credit, but the piano playing didn't sound bad.
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It's bad. For many reasons.
If the message was feel bad for Farrah it's bad because the tempo is bad and the key is bad for aww, someone was mean to the actress.
If the message was awww feel bad for Russell it's bad because this is baby's first stab at composing. I will point out that if it this is an early attempt it's not terrible, but it's mediocre at best, and if mediocre is your best foot forward, it's bad. He's hoping a famous actress notices him asking her out. The message here is either ehhh, he's trying his best, it's bad because it's riddled with fuck ups and shows how bad he is at his craft. If the message is let's give him a shot because he's obviously a tard it's bad because slow, sad music over still images where her tits are clearly the focus shows his true intent and interest. I promise you he could have found images of her where her tits aren't practically falling out. Bad.
Also, shipping your product with very obvious fuck ups where amateurs and know nothings are jarred out of their thought by how bad it is is bad. If you're shooting your shot at someone who is on a different plane of existence from you in terms of leagues, why are you not taking your best shot? Bad marketing.
He weaponizes pity. It's boring. Also he's bad at it. Also he sucks.
 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
It's bad. For many reasons.
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One of the hilarious things about his videos is he always says this: I've got a disability, but I don't let it define me. Then he goes on to list the ways in which his disability defines him.

I wonder why he got the impression that these public declarations of stalker obsession were a good idea 3when it comes to persuading a woman to go on a date with him? It can't have ever worked for him. Any rational woman would just run a mile. Perhaps one or two has been polite about rejecting him and that gave him some encouragement?

Dizzyuntildeath said:
If the message is let's give him a shot because he's obviously a tard it's bad because slow, sad music over still images where her tits are clearly the focus shows his true intent and interest.
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Aren't they fake tits? Presumably that's a function of fapping to lots of porn -- developing a fixation on fake silicon breasts?
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Hate to give the guy credit, but the piano playing didn't sound bad.
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amateurs and know nothings are jarred out of their thought by how bad it is is bad.
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I am not a musician, but I have run a lot of gigs and listened to a lot of music. I wasn't even able to figure out a time signature.

Swole McPole said:
Perhaps one or two has been polite about rejecting him and that gave him some encouragement?
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That's exactly what happens. Anything other than 'Fuck off you greasy creep, I'm calling the cops' is taken as encouragement. Even blocking doesn't work, he'll seek out other means of contact. He'll use spoofed phone numbers and fake social media profiles.
The Erika case is the prime example of this. He was politely told no by her, firmly told no by her boyfriend Chad (yes, really) and kept on going until he caught charges. I am convinced that he still silently monitors her profiles to this day.
 
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