DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

I have questions. Namely, will this take up the entire stream, and how many people will he ban for trying to help him?
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It will be an entire stream crying about automatic updates and how he's right in never doing them because this is what happens. Couldn't be the knock-off Chinese camera he bought.

 

[johnkimble123]

Far be it for me to correct mockery of Phil, but him quitting the interviews was less because it was too much work and more because he could only find three people to take him up on it. He really didn't have a choice.

He did say that it was too much work sending DMs that would be ignored at gin o'clock, and we know his DMs are usually essay length at the very least.

The gov doesnt care if you dont pay back a bunch of credit card companies. Its why personal bankrupcy is granted in 99% of cases where its filed. They are rubber stamping it. DSP didnt pull one over on ol' Nancy nor was it proof he was a hanest business man. He just showed up, said im a fat turd, and Nancy said sure, granted.

Has been rehashed a lot and he did lie, we all know his business expenses aren't $5k a month, and without that he's way over the income threshold to qualify for a bankruptcy, but like you said, only entities fucked in this case are the banks (fuck em) and Phil (fuck em). And of those 2, Phil is fucked longer, because he's got about 10 less banks he can get credit from ever again, while the banks just get to write that shit off and move on.

On top of that, IRS doesn't give a fuck about him because, if anything, dumb fuck pays them more than he owes by virtue of always doing payment plans with 8% interest and taking forever to pay that down.

With all that being said, IRS auditing him someday would be hilarious just for the sperging out on his end.

It baffles me how he's incapable of solving anything on his own...

But I guess that's normal when you've been handheld with almost anything for the last decade

His inability to google anything is just puzzling, with one search I was able to find a workaround and a solution... (I won't share it here cause of the flying monkeys)

I guess he stopped reading solutions cause "[lean in to read chat message with the solution] it's for windows 10 guys, it won't work on my windows 11 [assertive snort] [mic bump to show dominance over the paypiggies]"

My last retail job, within the last 10 years so in the smartphone age, I'd have people staring at their phone asking me questions, at a store that has an app that answers pretty much everything for them. Phil somehow has 3 computers in his face + a phone, and has no clue how to figure out anything.

Phil simultaneously has all the worst qualities of every generation... a Boomer with his humor, his bottom of the barrel race jokes (chicky chang wang sounds like something somebody's racist uncle would say), his inability to use technology and a Millenial/Gen-Z with his whiny bitchy attitude when he has the equivalent of a paper cut happen to him.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Yeah, Phil is not alone with how retarded he is, he’s just fascinating in that he is the embodiment of so many horrible personality traits.

Unwilling to learn, greedy, self-absorbed, a faggot, fat, bitch tits, retarded, man-child, a faggot and a few others I’m sure I’m forgetting.

He’s truly a unique specimen. Unfortunately, he’s a bitch.

 

[johnkimble123]

Yeah, Phil is not alone with how retarded he is, he’s just fascinating in that he is the embodiment of so many horrible personality traits.

Unwilling to learn, greedy, self-absorbed, a faggot, fat, bitch tits, retarded, man-child, a faggot and a few others I’m sure I’m forgetting.

He’s truly a unique specimen. Unfortunately, he’s a bitch.

It's really the only interesting thing about him, unless you're into the finance shit too. His content is trash, gameplay is unwatchable and him talking is the same shit rehashed 2-3x a day, 6 days a week.

All the alien traits are the funny part, because there's fascination on how a person like Phil doesn't end up suffocating on a blanket or impaling himself just walking down the street.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Couldn't be the knock-off Chinese camera he bought.

i'm betting on him not knowing anything about the cam and using it for more donos. I keep saying his "new set up" is just a scam to trick the dents to give him more money.

 

[Comma]

I have questions. Namely, will this take up the entire stream, and how many people will he ban for trying to help him?
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I already found a solution by using *gasp* Google for *gasp* literally one minute. It's a widespread issue, but the solution/workaround is really simple and the issue is fixable in like 10 minutes.

So get ready for DSP to dedicate at least one pre-stream to this and crying like a little girl about it, while scanning the chat and his email for contributions.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah, Phil is not alone with how retarded he is

while proclaiming how much more 'intelligent' he is

i'm betting on him not knowing anything about the cam and using it for more donos. I keep saying his "new set up" is just a scam to trick the dents to give him more money.

I mean.......the gaslighting that the 'improvements' somehow benefit the dents has worked so far........

 

[Balr0g]

I have questions. Namely, will this take up the entire stream, and how many people will he ban for trying to help him?
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One simple word: YES

 

[Love Is Blue]

I’m sure I’m forgetting.

you're forgetting faggot

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He did say that it was too much work sending DMs that would be ignored at gin o'clock, and we know his DMs are usually essay length at the very least.

Speaking about DMs, Craig was really blue balling people recently when he revealed that he got a DM out of the blue from piggy. Wouldn't even vaguely say anything about it. I bet it was some supremely long-winded DM that had so much bitchy ex-gf "your replacement (in Phil's case PPP) treats me better and knows how to fuck unlike you" energy that you could feel the estrogen radiating from the screen.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Speaking about DMs, Craig was really blue balling people recently when he revealed that he got a DM out of the blue from piggy. Wouldn't even vaguely say anything about it. I bet it was some supremely long-winded DM that had so much bitchy ex-gf "your replacement (in Phil's case PPP) treats me better and knows how to fuck unlike you" energy that you could feel the estrogen radiating from the screen.

Yea. There's no point in talking to Burnell anyway, he just filibusters with bullshit. PPP should go on Sidescrollers for a 20 minute block to shit on DSP, that would be funny.

 

[Comma]

I already found a solution by using *gasp* Google for *gasp* literally one minute. It's a widespread issue, but the solution/workaround is really simple and the issue is fixable in like 10 minutes.

So get ready for DSP to dedicate at least one pre-stream to this and crying like a little girl about it, while scanning the chat and his email for contributions.

He's SO upset, you guise.
Hopefully he finds something that will ease his mind.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

The moron really made his already slow ass youtube chat even slower by giving the larpers the kick chat (which is also slow).

 

[Roger Smith]

Taken back

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

You've got to commend DSP for being around as long as he has & still having people willing to pay his bills

Many MANY better streamers and youtubers have come and gone since Philip started lol

Most people aren't willing to scam wheelchairs, the mentally retarded and children. I can't really commend him because all it takes to be able to do this is be totally shameless. The shame gene is missing.

He's not even that good at it because of his dented brain. You and I can think of a million ways he could be scamming for more money. But we aren't human garbage.

 

[PieceofShet]

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He's SO upset, you guise.
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Maybe he can do a hand cam for fighintg games so we can see his inputs.

 

[Roger Smith]

Most people aren't willing to scam wheelchairs, the mentally retarded and children. I can't really commend him because all it takes to be able to do this is be totally shameless. The shame gene is missing.

He's not even that good at it because of his dented brain. You and I can think of a million ways he could be scamming for more money. But we aren't human garbage.

Good point. I take it back lmao

 

[Iron Hamster]

Speaking about DMs, Craig was really blue balling people recently when he revealed that he got a DM out of the blue from piggy. Wouldn't even vaguely say anything about it. I bet it was some supremely long-winded DM that had so much bitchy ex-gf "your replacement (in Phil's case PPP) treats me better and knows how to fuck unlike you" energy that you could feel the estrogen radiating from the screen.

He knows not saying anything is eating Phail up because Phail is waiting for the bashing so Phail can waste a couple streams bashing Craig.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This man said Nintendo ruined his day off. My fuckin’ god. I can’t stop laughing

 

[shekelshoah666]

He knows not saying anything is eating Phail up because Phail is waiting for the bashing so Phail can waste a couple streams bashing Craig.

Yep DSP wanted Craig to leak DM's then milk it for clips.

This prestream is something else already. He might be the most helpless person in the world.