Dignity is for losers anyways I accept the sloppy seconds. But we gotta put our names in an "Official Porking The Porker Order List" ok? You know: a written, legally binding pledge, establishing the contractual numbered sequence so each Patposter during can apply the forced sodomy upon piggy in an orderly fashion.
There's setting a low bar, and then there's wahtever Jackie's thought process is:
Please quit doing this shit, whoever is doing it. It is not harmless to fuck up someone's job where they deliver food, will not get paid, and are getting fucked over for some dumb faggot's idea of a "joke."
He wrote a 26 (!) tweet screed about selling Fords in Florida after the "6 figure job" he was promised never happened because everyone was sleeping with everyone at the company.
He means before he knew they wouldn't give him an award for his writing which apparently he's still really salty about, or was not that long ago. L Round Blubbard BTFO.
I’m divided between which is more hilarious, sedevacantus Pat where he declares that there is no US president, or alternative history Rick who pledges allegiance every morning to President Harris.
He will most likely tweet that Trump is constitutionally disqualified from holding office, as he has xeeted for three months now
Oh God. You're right. Anyone normal would either not comment (lol) or would say 'she's very much a real and separate person '.
Hopefully a level that results in him getting suspended from Twitter for inciting political violence.
But how will we laugh at him then? I need the pig free, fat and happy, so he produces content.
One possible solution is for Fatrick to be banned from everything but Xitter, making him even more obviously dependent on his much-hated hellsite. Optimally, he gets banned on BlueSky for hate speech and spends weeks of time and thousands of dollars trying and failing to get his ban lifted. Perhaps he gets gulled by a Pest into making unwise disclosures to someone he believes can back-channel him into getting unbanned.
Bzzzzt, wrong, did no such thing, stalker. These are your delusions again. His porcine form and titties are the reason he didn't graduate though.
It would be a winged hero bellowing 'PRONGAY'S ALIVE?'
I have cleared better looking food out of restaurant drains.
I'd prefer a 7 day suspension from Xitter forcing him to be stuck on Bkuesky where the lack of updoots and engagement will bring him to a nice rolling boil.
If he had to stay on that site for a week he'd get thousands of blocks instead just being under 700. He even has terrorist film directors blocking him on the site even though he doesn't know which way to lean in the Israel/ Terrorist war.
Given he's been around since the days of spoken Latin, it is only natural that they should refer to him in his mother tongue.
