Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Benzo Samurai]

If this is true:
Who told you?
How do you know?

i was fucking there

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

i was fucking there

I’m so sorry, that must have been very traumatizing.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

wasn't exactly the best day ever, no sir, not a 5 star day at all

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Okay, a lot of this thread and its lurkers are former fans. Did ANYONE here sub to the gumroad at ANY point?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Okay, a lot of this thread and it's lurkers are former fans. Did ANYONE here sub to the gumroad at ANY point?

Fuck no. To my knowledge it was just them watching shitty reality TV shows. Really riveting content there, bud!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Okay, a lot of this thread and its lurkers are former fans. Did ANYONE here sub to the gumroad at ANY point?

Only did to get the paywalled episodes of This Week in Cuckada.

Since they stopped doing dedicated TWIC episodes I stopped.

 

[Local Fed]

I watched the Melonie Mac video on the clip channel last night and I actually liked it. It's too bad that parts of PPP's preacher rant were hard to listen to because of the mongoloid Tardski doing his "hoohoohoo" retarded owl giggle with the occasional important "You're on fire, Ashton!" interjections throughout. I hate that this fucking idiot is incapable of shutting the fuck up.

I know that Tardski's a fan of the old Opie and Anthony Show, and I hope he knows that he's basically the worst parts of Opie and Bobo all in one, but without any of the redeeming qualities. He's a thin skinned bitch who rarely has anything valuable to contribute, is carried by someone with actual talent as a host, and he spends too much time hitting the soundboard, like Opie. Unlike Opie, I can't say that he possesses anything close to a triple digit IQ. Meanwhile, like Bobo, he's actually retarded. At least Bobo could be hilarious even if it was usually because he was a punching bag (wait a minute, I guess Tardski's literally been one before which was pretty funny.)

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

At least Bobo could be hilarious even if it was usually because he was a punching bag (wait a minute, I guess Tardski's literally been one before which was pretty funny.)

LOW IQ INTERVENTIONS

 

[Local Fed]

LOW IQ INTERVENTIONS

The only thing that JF did wrong was murdering the wrong potato.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Only did to get the paywalled episodes of This Week in Cuckada.

Since they stopped doing dedicated TWIC episodes I stopped.

Did ANYTHING in your gumroad experience give any vague idea of how robust the community was? If users could comment, was there a frequency or dearth of such comments? Was there a like/review count per vid? Anything, it doesn't need to be terrifically accurate, just a general gist of how much it gets interacted with. The detail provided regarding the reality TV shows (by Travis) leads me to believe it was probably only populated by the high rolling known paypigs, given that reality TV reviews are much like the Destination Stone bullshit. If I recall correctly, they even reviewed gay pornography on the gumroad if some offhand accounts are to be believed. It seems that gumroad is just the fetish content for the perverts, which probably indicates low population and high paypiggery. The humiliation ritual nature of the known content sure as fuck seems to imply that. What were your general impressions of the gumroad outside of metrics?

Added in edit: Without even TRYING, I just confirmed the identity of the girl/woman that Awesome Joey left Melonie Mac for. She's got 16.8K twitch followers, but only 7 current viewers. Not gonna try to explain that, but this is her photo below. She goes by gSwirly or Swirly TV. She is featured in his instagram photos. I have no idea of their current status, nor do I particularly care. Photo taken just moments ago.

Added in second edit: Confirmably, Awesome Joey and gSwirly stream from the same room, so they cohabitate in Toronto, Canada per her Twitch info. Also, she's just hit minute 10 of her stream with 14 viewers, so that (somewhat?) explains the viewer count to follower count disparity. I don't really care to research this further, although my autism will probably compel me to.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I know that Tardski's a fan of the old Opie and Anthony Show, and I hope he knows that he's basically the worst parts of Opie and Bobo all in one, but without any of the redeeming qualities. He's a thin skinned bitch who rarely has anything valuable to contribute, is carried by someone with actual talent as a host, and he spends too much time hitting the soundboard, like Opie.

Warski should do like Opie used to and sit silently seething playing Candy Crush while Ant went on his rants.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Did ANYTHING in your gumroad experience give any vague idea of how robust the community was? If users could comment, was there a frequency or dearth of such comments? Was there a like/review count per vid? Anything, it doesn't need to be terrifically accurate, just a general gist of how much it gets interacted with. The detail provided regarding the reality TV shows (by Travis) leads me to believe it was probably only populated by the high rolling known paypigs, given that reality TV reviews are much like the Destination Stone bullshit. If I recall correctly, they even reviewed gay pornography on the gumroad if some offhand accounts are to be believed. It seems that gumroad is just the fetish content for the perverts, which probably indicates low population and high paypiggery. The humiliation ritual nature of the known content sure as fuck seems to imply that. What were your general impressions of the gumroad outside of metrics?

Q1) Did ANYTHING in your gumroad experience give any vague idea of how robust the community was?

A1) Nothing you just get MP4 downloads and a video player

Q2) If users could comment, was there a frequency or dearth of such comments?

A2) No comments enabled, unlike Patreon pages

Q3) Was there a like/review count per vid? Anything, it doesn't need to be terrifically accurate, just a general gist of how much it gets interacted with.

A3) No likes or reviews on specific videos, just a general review box that is latter posted to the advertising page so more people sign up for the gumroad.

Q4) What were your general impressions of the gumroad outside of metrics?

A4) Infrequently uploaded, likely uploaded by Tardski (considering PPPDiddy's laziness). Confirms that Tardski is likely back on drugs or booze. For the main show content the latest replay is December 11th 2024.

 

[Quintus]

I have this feeling the Casino is over or will be in the coming months.

The worst thing they did was piss off Jim, Jim snubbing you as a streamer/personality usually enacts a curse case in point Ralph, and Rekeita both Jim had moments with telling them they were at a point of no return, and bam months later hilarious results. The New Year's Eve stream was the biggest snub without mentioning them, which somewhat ties into this new arc. Desperation; I think for a while now PPP has been aware that the KC's money is on rocky ground and them hitching to dying lolcows has an end point. I think they thought DSP had a bigger audience and failed them as it benefited DSP enormously because he was in a financial slump at the time but did not benefit KC because it made them look desperate. I see what they are doing now and trying to algorithm farm larger streamers. MM is on Sidescrollers which for years has had a very healthy audience. The problem is that Canada is incredibly expensive and at some point, the show will not make ends meet. I do think one of their next bits is to start shit with DSP and try and get on the detractor circuit but the Phil has a very small audience overall. If you count them up they are about 1/3 of KC's viewer base (3k average) and it will not bore any fruit.

Jim disavowed? What did he say?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Q1) Did ANYTHING in your gumroad experience give any vague idea of how robust the community was?

A1) Nothing you just get MP4 downloads and a video player

Q2) If users could comment, was there a frequency or dearth of such comments?

A2) No comments enabled, unlike Patreon pages

Q3) Was there a like/review count per vid? Anything, it doesn't need to be terrifically accurate, just a general gist of how much it gets interacted with.

A3) No likes or reviews on specific videos, just a general review box that is latter posted to the advertising page so more people sign up for the gumroad.

Q4) What were your general impressions of the gumroad outside of metrics?

A4) Infrequently uploaded, likely uploaded by Tardski (considering PPPDiddy's laziness). Confirms that Tardski is likely back on drugs or booze. For the main show content the latest replay is December 11th 2024.

Thank you, this confirms a LOT if their upload schedule is so weak. It is just a backchannel paypiggery/money laundering. Low population, high revenue. I expect their gumroad to just be a scaling of their KC paypig phenomenon (although what percentage, I could not hazard a guess).

Added in edit: I missed this the first time.

A3) No likes or reviews on specific videos, just a general review box that is latter posted to the advertising page so more people sign up for the gumroad.

This means that since EACH vid had an opportunity for a review, this means the review count of ALL their vids combined stands at 378. This isn't even 378 unique people or the auspices thereof. Okay, yeah, low gumroad population confirmed. Probably the lower half of the double digits these days. That said, there is NO limit on how much a paypig can elect to contribute here.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Thank you, this confirms a LOT if their upload schedule is so weak. It is just a backchannel paypiggery/money laundering. Low population, high revenue. I expect their gumroad to just be a scaling of their KC paypig phenomenon (although what percentage, I could not hazard a guess).

Just realized in the first screenshot that Tardski can't even spell Canada.

"Canda" is Burning

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Just realized in the first screenshot that Tardski can't even spell Canada.

"Canda" is Burning

Rekieta is spelled wrong too. I always hearken back to Phil's "Wrecky Etta" pronunciation to remind myself how to spell it. It's also spelled wrong on their Kino Casino YT promo.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I watched the Melonie Mac video on the clip channel last night and I actually liked it. It's too bad that parts of PPP's preacher rant were hard to listen to because of the mongoloid Tarski doing his "hoohoohoo" retarded owl giggle with the occasional important "You're on fire, Ashton!" interjections throughout. I hate that this fucking idiot is incapable of shutting the fuck up.

I know that Tardski's a fan of the old Opie and Anthony Show, and I hope he knows that he's basically the worst parts of Opie and Bobo all in one, but without any of the redeeming qualities. He's a thin skinned bitch who rarely has anything valuable to contribute, is carried by someone with actual talent as a host, and he spends too much time hitting the soundboard, like Opie. Unlike Opie, I can't say that he possesses anything close to a triple digit IQ. Meanwhile, like Bobo, he's actually retarded. At least Bobo could be hilarious even if it was usually because he was a punching bag (wait a minute, I guess Tardski's literally been one before which was pretty funny.)

Believe it was Meme Copium that pointed out their editor is doing heavy lifting making those clips watchable trying to edit Andy's monkey howls out.

Always amusing when PPP gets tired of talking over and just lets Andy repeat what he just said in retardese.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Not a terrifically interesting find, but apparently they've been misspelling Rekieta for a while. One of the YT recs that came up from 3 months ago spelled it Rekeita. I checked the Cathedral channel, it has always been misspelled. The clips channel IS spelling it correctly. Good job Flaked. If Flaked had been spelling it wrong, the clips channel would have missed out on MANY searches. Cathedral did, but cathedral is not a revenue channel.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The Kino Casino's pivot to porn with their new "Woah Buddy" segment is all over their clip channel. Their editor hasn't gotten to their latest "Woah Buddy" segment on the last stream which I happened to have watched.

Remember, they say they are done with the Sektur and this is what they are moving to... essentially weird fetish content. What a terrible decision.

These are three separate videos from the last month, likely more to come given their last show:

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Remember, they say they are done with the Sektur and this is what they are moving to... essentially weird fetish content. What a terrible decision.

I'm gonna push back on this one slightly. They can quit the Casino altogether, take their weird fetish shit to backchannels like Discord and the gumroad. Their new audience will be measured in the dozens, but the revenue will be largely unchanged. Their bread and butter has ALWAYS been for weirdos with fetishes. Now they can stop pretending and stop making asses of themselves in the public eye.