DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Jang Joo said:
For today's autism segment, he decided he doesn't like the Squid Game screen
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Well, if he didn’t have a room temperature IQ, he would go to setting and set a pic as a permanent one.
Also, why is squid games being in COD upsetting? I play cod and it doesn’t upset me. Let me guess, he hates it because he can. It’s like earlier today when he was making fun of people for buying skins in COD, but he buys WWEC currency.
Seriously, he went on for a minute saying shit like “maybe I can get better at this game IF I HAD A UNICORN ROBOT SKIN! HUH, YOU GUYS THINK IT WOULD HELP ME!? HUH!?”
Phil has become the grumpy old man who yells at kids to get off his lawn.
 
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actually WAIT I SECOND! Not only does he have the 3D collection I thought he stopped paying for Nintendo online because it was a rip off ackka ackka ackka he didn't play the switch ackka ackka ackka he's a PC Gaymur now so he's not going to play the switch and yet he's being ripped off by paying to play a emulator by playing Nintendo online that he doesn't pay for anymore.

Also this is an emulated version of the game not a remaster, the N64 could only for 30fps which often dipped to 20 sometimes lower, the fuck he seeing 50-60 fps?

ALTHOUGH this is Captain Placebo who thinks what is essentially a reshade for dark souls made it modernized graphics and the straight port to the ps5 (not even really a port) of the locked 30 fps Bloodborne ran at a slikysmooth 60fps and thanks the PSPlus version of Dino Crisis will look better.

This guy...
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
Phil just went on a rant about someone doing a chargeback for a $50 tip and said he's thinking about reporting it so that person goes to jail. But it's a lot of work so maybe he won't bother. Or, that person could be smart and undo their chargeback so they don't go to jail. Over fifty bucks. He's fucking delusional.
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What the fuck is wrong with this roach. In no world is someone going to a 'federal prison' over 50 bucks. He's not defrauding his credit card companyb in the eyes of the law some guy changed his mind about a small donation or felt like he didn't get what he deserved from it. I think this is a weird projection about Phils fears of himself being found out about the ACTUAL fraud he committed with his bankruptcy. Spends 5k a month on his business guys, which means around 60,000 going to sweaty men jpgs.
 
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Aside from everything Phil does...

It really needs to be said that the guy has literally no respect for the time of others. Probably why is dumb ass was the first to be fired/laid off from every job he's had. I'm all for shitting on company time too but this guy probably did it every day, while also just being late in general.

1st stream supposed to start at 2:15 EST/11:15 PST - regularly starts at 2:20-2:30, despite dumb fuck sitting in the chat with his thumb up his ass
1st stream gameplay supposed to start at 3:45 EST/12:45 PST - today it started at 4:14, with another 10-15 minutes of dicking around in a menu
2nd stream supposed to start at 9:45 EST/6:45 PST - again, dumb fuck sitting in chat with his thumb up his ass, tonight he's whining about his 1st world problems like a fucking pussy ass bitch

Most people think he just stalls because his viewer numbers are dogshit now, and he's conditioned his retarded fans to show up late just like he does.
 
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The return of DSP Tries It has brought some new life into Phillip. Every stream now, he's literally begging promoting his business hard to insure he doesn't have to eat Khet's cooking anymore so Khet has a hot meal when she comes home.

"Please! If we skip three stream goals, we'll lock in DSP Tries It for Wednesday. WHAT?!? YOU EXPECT ME AND KHET TO EAT LUNCH MEAT SANDWICHES?!?! STUPID DUNCE! Anyway, please let's hit goal guys!" :stress:
 
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Balatro sure seems to have changed from a joker-enhanced poker scoring game to some stupid pol-ack who green screens half his body out of frame with all his stupid gadgets. Wow!
 
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He literally put a webcam near his TV for a different angle because people were making fun of him so much

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johnkimble123 said:
He literally put a webcam near his TV for a different angle because people were making fun of him so much
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The whole “your missing hands is creepy” comments really go to him. God, he’s 42 and can’t take any form of criticism unless is Kino. Lmao.

shekelshoah666 said:
Lmao dude he looks legit fat in the new camera angle
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Lol he’s like 5’4” and 220lbs. He’s fat and some giant D cups. I would love to see his doctor notes. I’m sure he has diabetes or something. Oh, once diabetes takes both Phil’s and Kat’s legs they could get matching wheelchairs. It would cute. Like a couple wearing matching t-shirts. Lol
 
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