DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s doing marvel rivals tomorrow and demanded that people show up and pay; if not, he won’t play it again. God, he’s not even trying to hide his motives anymore.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He's literally become everything he used to rail on in a streamer. The so called muppets with their RGBs and flashing lights and elaborate setups and acting like cartoon characters. Sad that he'll never see the irony.

What's even more sad: He's proud that he spent $10,000 on this.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Instead of a desk like a normal person we have what ever that set up is. Shit he should bring back the 7.1 surround sound system to the set up.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Well since we got new angles provided by dsp i guess he can now do those 20 push ups for us to see and prove us filthy detractors wrong...

 

[GodModule]

Just when you think his streams couldn't get any more dented

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Of course this guy has RGBs on his keyboard. Good thing Jayde left early or he would've had a seizure with how fast those lights were blinking, jesus christ.

I give it a week for us to get a Keyboard RGB setup stream that's as disastrous as this. Maybe he'll even find a way to "brick" the keyboard, who knows

 

[blahblahblah678]

Nigger, put some socks on for fuck’s sake.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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This will be the last thing you see before you get thrown in jail for life for committing a chargeback, detractor-child

HOW DOES HE KEEP FUCKING THIS UP?!
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PLEASE STOP, PHIL. MY SIDES.
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Why is the image quality so poor when he turns the inbuilt AI chroma key on, he looks like he's from a 90's FMV game

 

[GodModule]

Why is the image quality so poor when he turns the inbuilt AI chroma key on, he looks like he's from a 90's FMV game

Webcam is attached to his TV across the room and he has to digitally zoom in, destroying the image quality

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Well I guess I’m gonna have to watch this entire saga tomorrow. It looks like ALT stayed late with it. Makes sense because the dented second camera angle alone makes it a pigstoric occasion.

 

[johnkimble123]

Nigger, put some socks on for fuck’s sake.

He actually bragged that he’s normally barefoot all the time

Reminder, 42 year old man is bragging that he sits around in pajamas and loungewear begging retards and losers for money to watch him play video games and yell at the world.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Nigger, put some socks on for fuck’s sake.

I’m sure this is 100% for Derich to goon to

Of course this guy has RGBs on his keyboard.

He showed it on stream before and got upset that the colors didn’t flash like his other RGB lights. Lol HE’S 42 FUCKIN’ YEARS OLD!


Also, this has no relevance to the conversation, but this song is now stuck in my head and now it’s in yours too.

 

[Comma]

What a glorious disaster stream. The madman actually did it: once again he managed to make the situation worse by his own doing.

• The shitty angle.
• His (oddly shaped) bare clubfeet being on display.
• The shitty quality when he zooms in the front-view camera (which was his main reason/goal).
• The constant leaning/turning to his left to do the money scans and read the chat.
• The epilepsy-inducing, constant flashing of lights literally everywhere.
• His perky moobs.

Absolutely stunning stuff.

And he's already hinting on his next purchase (read: guilt-tripping the dents to buy it for him): an optical camera.

And then ending the stream with an aggressive guilt-trip for """support""" on the Marvel Rivals stream tomorrow night, tied-in with a wagequit warning:

You just can't make this shit up. It's like watching a stream from a webcam that has been placed inside a padded cell at an asylum for the insane.





Now guise, I hope you've been enjoying my Call of Duty schtreem so far, but there have been NO kahntributions WHATSOEVER since I started gameplay. What's going ahn?!

 

[JohnRedcorn]

He actually bragged that he’s normally barefoot all the time

Reminder, 42 year old man is bragging that he sits around in pajamas and loungewear begging retards and losers for money to watch him play video games and yell at the world.

Waddling around barefoot in pajama/sweatpants 6 days a week like a literal toddler.

It actually crazy to me to think this dude wears shoes and socks at most one day a week lol.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Ryan getting a chubby over this: tits and feet.

Also, ever wonder why he gets ear infections?

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Remember: Phil doesn't need glasses.

Also:
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In regards to the second post I had a relatively extensive effortpost not too long back where I described exactly this skull deformation caused by newborn to infant neglect on behalf of QVC and smoking addicted Linda.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am just speechless, I have so much to say but I am flabbergasted.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It's times like this I think Phil must be doing some sort of avant-garde long con trolling on us, because nobody could be this stupid and manage to survive 42 years on Earth without forgetting to chew before swallowing.

 

[Major]

What's even more sad: He's proud that he spent $10,000 on this.

He could have used the money for liposuction for his moobs. Or all of Kat.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Instead of a desk like a normal person we have what ever that set up is. Shit he should bring back the 7.1 surround sound system to the set up.

You say that, but he did actually mention wanting to add surround sound. A new one, of course.

 

[Magnetman]

Phils current setup is hideous; I love it! Who knew a second camera would be all that is required to give us this high-quality milk?