Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

NYU Spring classes start next Tuesday. Has she said anything about whether or not she is still enrolled or if she's dropped out yet? I swear she's dropped the academic LARP lately, but it'll be funny when it's confirmed.

 

[Flamin Park]

NYU Spring classes start next Tuesday. Has she said anything about whether or not she is still enrolled or if she's dropped out yet? I swear she's dropped the academic LARP lately, but it'll be funny when it's confirmed.

She said something about movers which suggests she's been kicked, but she's not tweeted up a storm about transphobic ableist staff plz gib monies which i can't imagine her doing

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

What she probably means is some niche lazy rich kid service where a person comes to your home, picks up all the dirty laundry for you, leaves to get it washed in their high end dry cleaning facility, then drops it off the next day. In which case $25 sounds pretty fair

Are you tired of spending hours sorting, washing, and folding your clothes? Professional laundry services offer a convenient solution that’s becoming increasingly popular among busy households. Wash-and-fold services range from $1.00 to $2.50 per pound, and options are available for various budgets and needs.

Understanding laundry service costs helps you decide whether you’re considering a one-time service or a monthly subscription like the ones we (Clotheslyne) offer. A typical household can expect to spend between $20 and $50 per load, while subscription plans start at $30 to $250 monthly for the whole household. Services like ours handle everything from everyday clothing to specialty items like duvets and formal wear, with most offering pickup and delivery within 24 to 48 hours.

https://www.clotheslyne.com/blog/laundry-service-cost/

https://www.rinse.com/services-pricing/
Seems to be more around $17-20, depending on the service. If she was an actual busy student swamped with classwork, it seems like a reasonable expenditure. But we know Vicky has oodles of time on her hands. Why, you could probably make a bunch of whiny posts about how ableist laundromats are, total missed opportunity.

 

[Breadbear]

https://www.clotheslyne.com/blog/laundry-service-cost/
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https://www.rinse.com/services-pricing/
Seems to be more around $17-20, depending on the service. If she was an actual busy student swamped with classwork, it seems like a reasonable expenditure. But we know Vicky has oodles of time on her hands. Why, you could probably make a bunch of whiny posts about how ableist laundromats are, total missed opportunity.

$20-$50 per load? They can fuck right off with that, I'll haul my shit to a laundromat at that price... But if I had more money than sense...

 

[Bawbag]

She couldn't possibly use a laundromat. The detergent might cause anaphylaxis.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Having other people wash my under wear? No fucking way. You couldnt pay me 50dollars a sock to have someone take care of my clothes. Perverts are every where and no way i would trust that shit.

 

[prolific_mango]

i think you may be overestimating the appeal of your dirty drawers

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Vicky, stop smelling your own farts.

 

[salt]

Admittedly I haven’t watched an episode in at least a decade, but I don’t remember a gender special munchie leech character on the show.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

i think you may be overestimating the appeal of your dirty drawers

Also perverts need to see who own the dirty knickers or socks. Random bags of dirty panties and socks don’t do the trick.

 

[RandallBoggs]

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Admittedly I haven’t watched an episode in at least a decade, but I don’t remember a gender special munchie leech character on the show.

Neither have I, but wasn’t the whole point of the show that this is a family that has its problems like every other family, but in the end they all love and support each other? It’s not exactly about abuse and dysfunctional relationships. Also the whole show is set in upper middle class America and focuses on a stereotypical rich nuclear family, really outing herself there lol

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

The best part about Vicky reposting every single ebegging post she sees is me being able to laugh at new chronic twitter beggars every day

Fresh deranged begging disabled poc every single day? Yum, thank you for the treat
Seems like she and Vicky repost each other's begging from time to time
Fucking balls on this prick

 

[Breadbear]

The best part about Vicky reposting every single ebegging post she sees is me being able to laugh at new chronic twitter beggars every day
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Fresh deranged begging disabled poc every single day? Yum, thank you for the treat
Seems like she and Vicky repost each other's begging from time to time
Fucking balls on this prick
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3 people $500 each? Get fucked. If I had an extra $500 sitting around it wouldn't go to an e-beggar.
But ngl ALS sucks and is one of the few diseases where, if diagnosed, you should automatically be given the option of assisted suicide.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Still seething about the hairdryer.

Lol. Lmao, even.

Also, still pretending she has sex. Or at least that she knows people who have sex.

Not a word about how she’s doing academically, though.

 

[behindyourightnow]

"The charm my Oma's Jewish childhood friend gave her before disappearing"

So.... Victoria's German grandmother ended up with the possessions of a Jewish child who then "disappeared"? Interesting stuff.

I wonder if Victoria is resentful that her mom also refuses to send over the family's heirloom collection of gold teeth fillings.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Boohoohoo! Grandpa's lampshade collection disappeared!

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It was pretty fucking horrible of her mother to give mail her useless shit like old clothes and not the actual essentials like... *checks notes* fur clippings from her childhood dog.

These are the kinds of problems people who do not have real problems whine about, but the wild thing is: she has made a bunch of actual real problems for herself. Surely she should be figuring out her living situation, her academic situation, and what she's going to do now that she can't grift the medical system so easily. But nope, let's get on mom's ass about the charm bracelet she neglected to mail out.

She is just a huge waste of everyone's time and money, and in any sane society she'd have been abandoned in the woods by now and her chair melted down for scrap metal.

 

[sarna]

These are the kinds of problems people who do not have real problems whine about, but the wild thing is: she has made a bunch of actual real problems for herself. Surely she should be figuring out her living situation, her academic situation, and what she's going to do now that she can't grift the medical system so easily.

She already has a solution to all of these. She just doesn't like talking about how she can always fall back on mommy and daddy's money.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

should automatically be given the option of assisted suicide.

Spoiler: ALS and Assisted Suicide

I used to work with dying people, and the only three people I have seen use California's right to die law were folks with ALS. It's fucked up, too, because as part of the law you have to be able to self-administer the cup of nastiness that kills you, so a lot of ALS patients off themselves early on because they're afraid they'll wake up one day unable to hold the paper cup and swallow - at which point the legal suicide stuff is off the table.

ALS is fucked and I hope that person finds themselves a Mott's heiress to help them out and that they get on SSDI my god.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Maybe I’ve gotten too cynical, but I’m 99% sure she doesn’t actually have ALS. They all seem to claim some terrifying, incurable illness—and honestly, I don’t think this particular grifter is any different.
On a less cynical note, I genuinely hope she doesn’t have it. I sincerely, wholeheartedly wish that she’s free from such a cruel burden