Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[ICametoLurk]

Today is the beginning of the end for the Obama legacy. Now the new era of memes and shitposting begins now.

We'll gonna need a new thread after today.

 

[Hellfire]

Same. I might just check the ones who are "literally shaking" if there are any.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

I think some of the fear is more that some high ranking government conspiracy boogeyman is going to be backing any assassination attempt. Alex Jones posted a video discussing the possibility that the "globalists" will detonate a nuclear weapon during the inauguration just to wipe out Trump and anyone near him.

Which is just...

Someone's been playing Shattered Union, apparently:

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

How many totally real hate crimes will happen today? How many POCs will be killed today? Taking bets!

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

What's all this racket about the National Endowment of the Arts going away, why do SJWs think it's a bad thing, and if it's true is it actually a bad thing?

 

[The Great Citracett]

This just got posted and the salt is already piling up in the comments:
http://listverse.com/2017/01/20/top-10-reasons-president-trump-will-be-a-great-success/

It's an interesting list, plus it's written by the site's owner himself so the commenters are extra triggered and won't be able to get it taken down.

I'm waiting for them to start calling him a stupid redneck or something like that though he's actually a libertarian from England/New Zealand and just can't stand SJWs.

Since Cracked went to shit, listverse is a pretty great substitute for top 10 lists, especially bizarre creepy ones. And it's really not slanted one way or the other because the lists are written by all kinds of people and usually aren't political.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Some sperg on Radio 4 telling everyone that President Trump is the biggest threat to American democracy since the civil war.

Oh dear.

Bigger than Vietnam and the draft, or Watergate?

 

[Guardian G.I.]

The ultraliberals at The Daily Beast review Thursday's pre-inauguration concert.

Also, the fireworks displayed "USR" instead of USA.

United States of Russia?

 

[heathercho]

Two thing that have been demonstrated during Trumpaganza :
- Militant leftists are incapable of logical independent thought.
- Leftistism may indeed be a mental illness.

My favorite non-argument arguments are a leftist jigaboo in good clothes, not starving and educated saying "You're alive, so you have white privilege" and the little fuzzy haired kike stuttering "w-w-w-hat".

That and No KKK no Fascist USA, all whilst being the epitome of a fascist.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

The ultraliberals at The Daily Beast review Thursday's pre-inauguration concert.

Also, the fireworks displayed "USR" instead of USA.

United States of Russia?

i bet this was deliberate

 

[HarryHowler]

I don't think I've EVER regretted a political action as much as wasting my first presidential vote on someone like Barack Obama in 2008. McCain would've been a better choice, and he'd likely have started a war with Iran.

That's the sad thing - I'm not actually sure that McCain or Romney would have done a better job as president had they beaten Obama in either of his elections. And that's before you get onto the possibility of a McCain victory back in '08 meaning that the country might be inaugurating (or possibly re-inaugurating) President Sarah Palin today.

 

[Lorento]

The Age of Men is over....the time of the Pepe is now.

I'm so excited, this ceremony is going to be an absolute riot and a half.

 

[heathercho]

That's the sad thing - I'm not actually sure that McCain or Romney would have done a better job as president had they beaten Obama in either of his elections. And that's before you get onto the possibility of a McCain victory back in '08 meaning that the country might be inaugurating (or possibly re-inaugurating) President Sarah Palin today.

Don't you love that liberals weren't so worried about a female VP or possible President when Sarah Palin was running? Hillary turns up and suddenly they're "with her" and a vagina in the white house is suddenly super important .

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Don't you love that liberals weren't so worried about a female VP or possible President when Sarah Palin was running? Hillary turns up and suddenly they're "with her" and a vagina in the white house is suddenly super important .

Sarah Palin was the wrong vagina and a gender traitor by being conservative.

Pantsuit queen was woke af.

 

[JU 199]

We're gonna have a full day of meaningless protests from self-righteous assholes with no self awareness.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

This is a great day to be an American, and an even greater day to be a kiwi.

 

[Vitriol]

Just to remind you all that this thread is for laughing at ridiculous overreactions, not discussing policies, presidents, or the record of obeme v trump.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Let us all remember the moment Trump announced his presidential run, and how the Kiwi Farms responded:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trump-2016.10261/

I wish I could post in the very beginning of that thread like a Ghost of Future Trumpmas and spoil the results of the election. You would have showered me with /:dumb: ratings, though.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Two thing that have been demonstrated during Trumpaganza :
- Militant leftists are incapable of logical independent thought.
- Leftistism may indeed be a mental illness.

My favorite non-argument arguments are a leftist jigaboo in good clothes, not starving and educated saying "You're alive, so you have white privilege" and the little fuzzy haired kike stuttering "w-w-w-hat".

That and No KKK no Fascist USA, all whilst being the epitome of a fascist.

I hate videos like these, nobody ever gets to finish a sentence so I can never tell what anyone's saying. Hunter S. Thompson had a point when he said that in spite of everyone having a voice, no one can be heard, only his observation wouldn't sink in & become obvious until the 2010s.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Let's us gird our lions and wade into battle this day my Kiwi brethren.

The salt will be mighty but we will collect it all so that future generation might savor it as we do.

Go forth now, the dawn approaches and I can feel the Twitter storm approaching.


(Have fun, cap everything. This is a once in a life event so enjoy it!)