Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dr. Butt]

It's not convincing, it looks like fake tits, "good" boob job results on troons are equivalent to mediocre boob jobs on women. (Hint: breasts shouldn't look like euclidan ovoids shoved under the skin.

His have insufficient polygons and aren't even actually round. There's a weird squared-off bit at the bottom of eawch one.

 

[Dilatortron3000]

Rapehon takes lie detector test to disprove the allegations

Gender affirmed
DO NOT LET THEM BREAK THE HUGBOX!!! DO NOT LET THEM TELL THE TRUTH

 

[monstrous bubo]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


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They can’t, although some give it a red hot go.

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PintsOfGuinness_

If I managed to make it 39 years without giving a fuck that I was assigned male at birth and all of a sudden I want to grow tits and dress like Avril Lavigne, explain to me how the fuck that's NOT just a mid life crisis?​

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I've never cared about fashion period and now I can't stop thinking about women's fashion.

What the fuck?

I mean I kind of know the answer, I grew up in a different time, this idea was never a serious option until recently, yadda yadda yadda, but still. What the fuck?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've never cared about fashion period and now I can't stop thinking about women's fashion.

"Can't stop thinking about women's fashion" or "masturbating while shopping for my ogre-sized early 2000s cosplay?"

I'm doubtful that he's reading up on flattering looks for the professional 40-something woman.

 

[Hitman One]

Yeah, he was in that Hunger Games prequel and even with all the Hollywood makeup, styling and clever camera angles, everything about him still screams MALE.View attachment 6875333View attachment 6875334View attachment 6875335
Apparently the character he plays is described as an ugly woman in the books. I’m assuming he didn’t read the source material, because I can’t imagine troon narcissism abiding by that.

Look at the fucking size of this tranny's skull, hands and shoulders. You'd have to be so drunk or retarded as to be legally dead to be tricked by him.

 

[Spazmodius]

The "Mexico" part jumps out as unbelievable. If you're "fleeing" for troon reasons, wouldn't you prefer to go to Canada? They at least speak English and will respect your pronouns there.

Canada has actual entry requirements to stay long term... Mexico you just drive across the border to reset your immigration clock as you need to.
Lets face it, none of these retards would ever qualify for resident status under the Canadian system.
If they're educated it's always in the "arts" and not a STEM subject, they're always broke so the investment route is closed and not one of them want to get dirty and sweaty enough to learn an actual desired trade that could get them in.
The only exception for Canada is to claim asylum cause "the Jews are genociding you" after you get your shit kicked in because of a war you started, and we know the trannies can't do that... cause in those places they all take a short trip off a tall building.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Elves:
Often mocked for being 'feminine' or 'twinkish' but are also often heroic and cool (think Legolas)
Strongly associated with nature and magic
Long-lived and hard to kill
Stories with dark/drow elves often have themes of men being oppressed

Liking elves and wishing to be an elf is literally such a nerdy teenage girl cliché, we have an entire thread about it.

 

[FinnSven]

Canada has actual entry requirements to stay long term... Mexico you just drive across the border to reset your immigration clock as you need to.
Lets face it, none of these retards would ever qualify for resident status under the Canadian system.
If they're educated it's always in the "arts" and not a STEM subject, they're always broke so the investment route is closed and not one of them want to get dirty and sweaty enough to learn an actual desired trade that could get them in.
The only exception for Canada is to claim asylum cause "the Jews are genociding you" after you get your shit kicked in because of a war you started, and we know the trannies can't do that... cause in those places they all take a short trip off a tall building.

Yeah but, what the fuck will a presumably fairly middle class family do long term in Mexico to support themselves and live?

If they have no papers, then even in Mexico they would have to try and live off the grid and if living like that was a long term solution there why do so many Mexicans risk the border crossing to cut lawns and clean toilets?

If they have a few thousand in USD saved, they would be robbed and left in the desert within hours, especially once the robbers realize they are trying to flee something and have left all identification papers behind.

Come on, no one is that fucking stupid as to flee the US like that because of Troon propaganda about Trump.


It’s obviously bullshit, unless as someone else pointed out, it’s an inept attempt at covering for a murder.

 

[Evilronald]

The trannies are trying to flee the orange man but their organizations won’t help them since they aren’t in fact in danger here (unfortunately).

 

[Mad_Dog]

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The trannies are trying to flee the orange man but their organizations won’t help them since they aren’t in fact in danger here (unfortunately).

Quick, rainbow road, help us flee from the gayest country in the world!

 

[Sean Andalou]

Dating app woes.

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I am 22 years old, I am MtF trans and I am on the thicker side. You read the title correctly, I have been sitting on 20 different dating apps and I literally cannot get a single like. If you ask if I try and meet people in person. I do, I go to the bars, I go out to the nightclubs. Nothing. I have luck on Grindr, but the luck on Grindr isn't dating. It's a quick fuck and run out the door in the morning kind of gig. I think I am a decent person, have interesting hobbies, have.. I guess an interesting life. I game, but I am also up for intelligent conversation and while I don't make the 'Trans' thing my entire identity, it just feels absolutely impossible to find man, woman, or anything else that doesn't view me simply as a hole to put (x) into or as a pole to put (x) into. I am just getting the really bad feeling that, people are only going to want to fuck me for the rest of my life and while... I guess that is okay? I just, haven't been able to find anything long term and romantic since I broke up with my ex-partner who abused the fuck out of me. I've been (still) am in therapy, and while I do admit that I have faults (Cluster B Personality Disorder) and I may cling to someone a little too quickly, I also admit that to people upfront and that if I become a little too much, that they can let me know and I will back up.

Is it time that I just give up and become... well.. in a horrible way of saying it, just fuckmeat for whomever? Do I lower my standards even lower? They are pretty low already I just.. I am really starting to feel like shit over it.

Pictures of myself just because.. idk.. I could be ugly. https://imgur.com/a/7wWy8Kd

Selfie linked in the post.


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[Deer Warts]

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I felt the coldest chill looking at that thing.

If I remember correctly, cluster B personality disorder/npd occurs much less frequently in men than women. Maybe he thinks being a narc is validating, but the thought of a male with BPD is truly unsettling.

Actually, now that I think about it, the whole troon ethos is not at all dissimilar to BPD ...

 

[Hubelublub]

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The trannies are trying to flee the orange man but their organizations won’t help them since they aren’t in fact in danger here (unfortunately).

>make the rest of the world aware of what's going on here
>gain some sympathy

Choose one.

 

[Tater Thot]

"what's going on here" meaning "super valid 6'6" gigahons can't play on the women's team" and "minors can't get permanently damaging medical treatments because they're stressed about puberty"? Truly a horrific trans genocide.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

here is some thread tax.

found this one, which im thinking probably is made up. if true, it is funny.

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So my grandpa and my father are farmers. I just came out to my parents and it went about as well as I could have imagined. They are some what supportive but not entirely sure what I mean. Their main concern is that apparently my grandfather is leaving the farm in a trust to my father; however, there is a clause that basically states that if any of his grandchildren are gay they will be cut out of the will. I'd be laughing at how absurd this is if it wasn't so real. This is a trust that is actually going to be legally upheld in court by lawyers once he's dead. Now my parents are scared that they'll lose the farm if he finds out I'm trans. I kinda planned on hiding it from him but apparently this could be for the rest of my life if his trustee also upholds this clause.
Now I'm stuck feeling like my choices are going to ruin my parents life and I couldn't have imagined this is how coming out to them would've gone.

what 6 months of being trans looks for this guy like. honestly i dont see any difference. month one he looks like a faggot, month 6 looks like the same faggot:



pooner thinks that maybe it is just mental illness with her. another one which is close to getting it but never will.

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I don't want any arguments, but, I believe it's important for me to state: I do not ideologically agree with transmedicalism

I struggle to see me being trans as a social identity? It feels more logically sound for me to view it as a medical condition/mental illness. It's less that I'm "changing" my gender, but that I was someone who was supposed to have testosterone as their primary hormone, but I can't produce enough.

I would never view other trans people this way, I think it's more important in the grand context to not be ashamed, and to show that we can be happy. But.. I don't ever see myself being that kind of person. Is it offensive of me to have this view of myself? Is it rude to other people due to implying something without realizing? Would just like honesty.

Perhaps others don't like it, but after thinking on it, I've decided on this: I am someone with a health condition, my body cannot produce enough testosterone naturally, this led me to develop the mental disorder that is gender dysphoria

I understand all the critiques, I see how I must be very thoughtful about my language when expressing this sentiment. I had transmeds harass my friends and hurt them in the height of it all, it personally prevented me from admitting I was trans at a younger age. I do not ideologically agree with them. But, as for myself, embracing this as a medical condition has made me feel more grounded/empowered than pronoun pins, pride flags, etc ever have. I still smile when I see them, I love when people have em. But they aren't for me.

spoiler alert, she is short. shorter than ethan ralph short:

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I get short men exist, but to be honest I'm short short. Like, people asking me if I'm disabled short. ( I'm also just in a really judgemental area, this isn't really bothering my life except socially) but, tbh won't I just be extremely ugly? I'm more transmasc nonbinary, so internally I don't hold myself to a standard of "man" but.. at the same time. Will others treat me even worse once I start to transition? My goal is to pass one day and just have people leave me the hell alone. I'm trying to make peace with being ugly, but even if my gender isn't "man" internally I just want to pass as male

I've also been hitting up the gym, I know a cis male my height would just start getting as strong as he could. As long as I keep working out should it be fine? I'm not asking to be attractive, I'm just wondering if I'll get treated worse, looking like a butch woman gets me treated like an animal usually. So I'm just wondering if it's easier + could I ever get to a point I pass as a guy.

spoiler alert 2: she is autistic. who would have guessed?

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I understand why they didn't, we live in a poorly educated red area where people will drop the word r*tard in a heart beat. It's just simply a unrealistic expectation that they wouldnt have enough knowledge to realize they shoudlve just told me, they probably assumed I'd just put grow it tbh.

But, I didn't, I felt so lonely, every social interaction ending in failure, being the butt monkey, terrible motor skills, getting genuinely scared by unfamiliar situations, could barely go to school and not wanna scream from all the yelling, my only interests being pokemon and sonic the hedgehog for the longest time..

I at least was lucky, when I was younger I made some online friends, I at the time was 'obsessed' with Disney ducks ( this was a hyperfixtation so bad, I couldn't make any real life friends over it) they were also into it, and autistic. And the more they talked about it.. the more it was like I actually could relate to something for the first time? That I met people.. like me? I delved a year into researching autism, and came to the conclusion it was pretty likely. But, deep down I always believed I was just doing it for attention. That even if I was autistic.. it's not that bad, right? Sure. I can't go to the dentist without noise cancelling headphones, can't understand sarcasm, need things explained over and over.. I can do school so, come on now.

Then here comes my father, causually dropping on me "by the way, you are autistic, you knew that, right?"

I just.. maybe things would be better right now. I deeply despise myself for my autistic traits. I have been tryin so hard to mask, but I just can't do it. I didn't get the baristas sarcasm, didn't get that guy was being friendly, can't use exercise equipment without a friend helping me multiple times...

Im unsure if my traits are "this bad" or if I just hate myself this much.

If he told me sooner, there's very well a chance I could've learned to be ok with it, or hell, maybe actually learned how to mask..

Does anyone else have a similar experience, or advice? I just don't like what I've become. I'm so full of sadness and anger towards myself most of the time, and it's correlation because of my autism.

I don't resent my family, I resent the societal treatment of autism/disability. As of posting this I still fear that I'm not actually autistic and it's all just me making it up..

 

[quaawaa]

found this one, which im thinking probably is made up. if true, it is funny.

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So my grandpa and my father are farmers. I just came out to my parents and it went about as well as I could have imagined. They are some what supportive but not entirely sure what I mean. Their main concern is that apparently my grandfather is leaving the farm in a trust to my father; however, there is a clause that basically states that if any of his grandchildren are gay they will be cut out of the will. I'd be laughing at how absurd this is if it wasn't so real. This is a trust that is actually going to be legally upheld in court by lawyers once he's dead. Now my parents are scared that they'll lose the farm if he finds out I'm trans. I kinda planned on hiding it from him but apparently this could be for the rest of my life if his trustee also upholds this clause.
Now I'm stuck feeling like my choices are going to ruin my parents life and I couldn't have imagined this is how coming out to them would've gone.

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[The Skeksis Emperor]

If I remember correctly, cluster B personality disorder/npd occurs much less frequently in men than women.

Not narcissism though, that occurs vastly more often in men than women. A lazy Google search gives 75% of narcs being male, that's probably a low estimate imo. Male troons have a crazy high comorbidity with narcissism (and autism, but that goes without saying). Ex-troon Isaac/Cluniac who has a thread on this forum is a male with BPD and oh boy, it shows. His behaviour is very different from trans cows who have NPD though.

 

[Thumb Butler]

"I will not die a man"

 

[Amin Yasister]

Here's an idea, why don't you set up a dating site for trans Ms Masquerade?

My God, the thought of such a site makes me shudder

 

[monstrous bubo]

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"I will not die a man"

There are no photos of the lovely lady himself, but his Reddit reveals a life-affirming hobby



Looks like they’re sold out, for those who wanted to spread the sunshine.