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[Syikeblade]

Rosabells has a mild update, he thinks his manager Zack likes him after being told to simply move.
Pretty sure Zack is smiling out of fear and awkwardness.
Even the people in the comments realize how delusional he's being, with some even defending him.

Spoiler: He looked at me and saw how cute I am!

’ve never been so happy before. Last night my precious Zack came to me while I was working in my station he is a manager I think or something else. He told me I had to go to the next line but here is what made my heart melt. He came so close to my face I was so damm nervous and blushing hard. He looked deeply at my face. His eyes his fierce blue eyes was pricing though my soul omg my voice was so Damm high pitched and quiet this handsome boy has made me fallen for him so hard. He looked so surprise at first when viewing my face. I think he realized how cute I am and then he started to smile at me softly and told me in a rasp soft voice that he is shutting this line down and I need to move to this spot while smiling at me. I said in an extremely soft and high pitched voice “Yes” He kept smiling at me as he was leaving. I’m losing my mind now and constantly thinking about him. Ever since he did this he looks at me and smiles Ugh I can’t help but to turn away in shyness and blushing. I love him even more now. I guess this means he does like me I want to go get my hair and nail as well brows done for him.

Archive Link

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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Rosabells has a mild update, he thinks his manager Zack likes him after being told to simply move.
Pretty sure Zack is smiling out of fear and awkwardness.
Even the people in the comments realize how delusional he's being, with some even defending him.

Spoiler: He looked at me and saw how cute I am!

’ve never been so happy before. Last night my precious Zack came to me while I was working in my station he is a manager I think or something else. He told me I had to go to the next line but here is what made my heart melt. He came so close to my face I was so damm nervous and blushing hard. He looked deeply at my face. His eyes his fierce blue eyes was pricing though my soul omg my voice was so Damm high pitched and quiet this handsome boy has made me fallen for him so hard. He looked so surprise at first when viewing my face. I think he realized how cute I am and then he started to smile at me softly and told me in a rasp soft voice that he is shutting this line down and I need to move to this spot while smiling at me. I said in an extremely soft and high pitched voice “Yes” He kept smiling at me as he was leaving. I’m losing my mind now and constantly thinking about him. Ever since he did this he looks at me and smiles Ugh I can’t help but to turn away in shyness and blushing. I love him even more now. I guess this means he does like me I want to go get my hair and nail as well brows done for him.

Archive Link

Zack is going to be found beheaded and mutilated in the trannie's freezer sooner ot later.

 

[Dilatortron3000]

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Rosabells has a mild update, he thinks his manager Zack likes him after being told to simply move.
Pretty sure Zack is smiling out of fear and awkwardness.
Even the people in the comments realize how delusional he's being, with some even defending him.

Spoiler: He looked at me and saw how cute I am!

’ve never been so happy before. Last night my precious Zack came to me while I was working in my station he is a manager I think or something else. He told me I had to go to the next line but here is what made my heart melt. He came so close to my face I was so damm nervous and blushing hard. He looked deeply at my face. His eyes his fierce blue eyes was pricing though my soul omg my voice was so Damm high pitched and quiet this handsome boy has made me fallen for him so hard. He looked so surprise at first when viewing my face. I think he realized how cute I am and then he started to smile at me softly and told me in a rasp soft voice that he is shutting this line down and I need to move to this spot while smiling at me. I said in an extremely soft and high pitched voice “Yes” He kept smiling at me as he was leaving. I’m losing my mind now and constantly thinking about him. Ever since he did this he looks at me and smiles Ugh I can’t help but to turn away in shyness and blushing. I love him even more now. I guess this means he does like me I want to go get my hair and nail as well brows done for him.

Archive Link

All we can do is pray for zack

 

[batteredpancakes]

Even the LGBT suicide hotline doesn't want to deal with troons. staticbrainz_
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ghosted by the suicide hotline

thanks, trevor project, you've made my night go from bad to worse. the entire time she was being relatively condescending, telling me my problems are "normal," then she kept asking me to describe how and when i was going to kill myself despite me not wanting to, over and fucking over. when i finally did, she disconnected. she sounded lowkey ai generated. i never have any luck with these helplines, and they always push me to want to do this shit so much more. i wish i could attach a screenshot.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Even the LGBT suicide hotline doesn't want to deal with troons. staticbrainz_
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ghosted by the suicide hotline

thanks, trevor project, you've made my night go from bad to worse. the entire time she was being relatively condescending, telling me my problems are "normal," then she kept asking me to describe how and when i was going to kill myself despite me not wanting to, over and fucking over. when i finally did, she disconnected. she sounded lowkey ai generated. i never have any luck with these helplines, and they always push me to want to do this shit so much more. i wish i could attach a screenshot.

Well, this seems pretty normal for a suicide hotline, especially considering that Trevor (who the hotline is named after) killed himself out of shame of being outed - a shame which would've passed eventually if he lived. Making suicidal people realise that they're not alone and their problems are normal seems like a good strategy. Of course, this is likely a cluster b nightmare who wanted to use a suicide hotline as affirmation. TBH, I wonder how often that happens?

 

[Dilatortron3000]

Well, this seems pretty normal for a suicide hotline, especially considering that Trevor (who the hotline is named after) killed himself out of shame of being outed - a shame which would've passed eventually if he lived. Making suicidal people realise that they're not alone and their problems are normal seems like a good strategy. Of course, this is likely a cluster b nightmare who wanted to use a suicide hotline as affirmation. TBH, I wonder how often that happens?

I dont think trevor was a real person it was a short story they made up.
Theres honestly not alot of people comitting for being gay these days
most people couldnt care less if someone is gay, maybe you could occasionally get called a faggot but thats about it
its probably full of angsty bihet teen girls and unhinged troons

 

[Stan]

My bets are it didn't happen. Why are all these stories of fleeing the US always going to Mexico. Literally the last place on the planet it would be good to elope to unless you're fleeing criminal charges?

The "Mexico" part jumps out as unbelievable. If you're "fleeing" for troon reasons, wouldn't you prefer to go to Canada? They at least speak English and will respect your pronouns there.

I know I'm going to get ridiculed for this: a big part of his passability is because he has an unusually convincing boob job. It's not perfect - there's something wierd going on at the bottom - but it's better than any other tranny effort. If I'm honest they're the only part of him that actually passes, may allah have mercy on me.

It's not convincing, it looks like fake tits, "good" boob job results on troons are equivalent to mediocre boob jobs on women. (Hint: breasts shouldn't look like euclidan ovoids shoved under the skin.

Rosabells has a mild update, he thinks his manager Zack likes him after being told to simply move.
Pretty sure Zack is smiling out of fear and awkwardness.
Even the people in the comments realize how delusional he's being, with some even defending him.

Zack is an object lesson in why some people need explicit rules against sexual harassment in the workplace. Like our brave transwoman OP, who apparently can't be spoken to by Zack without going all gender euphoria spinny skirt on him.

a shame which would've passed eventually if he lived. Making suicidal people realise that they're not alone and their problems are normal seems like a good strategy.

Over the past couple weeks I've become reacquainted with a resentful & butthurt kind of depressed faggot, who honestly believes the suicide hotline operator is trolling them if they say something like "you are not alone", "what are some things you could do to make your life better?"

 

[Sean Andalou]

I know I'm going to get ridiculed for this: a big part of his passability is because he has an unusually convincing boob job. It's not perfect - there's something wierd going on at the bottom - but it's better than any other tranny effort. If I'm honest they're the only part of him that actually passes, may allah have mercy on me.

The most nearly passable troons would pass to people with zero experience of troons.
Raising troon awareness lowers passability.

Nah man those boobs look fake as hell and in combination with his face it all looks unatural and uncanny. Womens nipples do not stick out like that, as in womens nips rarely ever face forward with the boobs sitting upright in that manner. Thats only ever seen in porn.

Emphasis added.
Also that's the whole point.
They want to be called women, but be porn fantasies not like real women.

The victim complex is outrageous with these spastics, and they’ll go to insane lengths to try and convince people they’re being hunted down in the streets as we speak. Like who is believing this shit? Plenty of people apparently…

That reminds me.
Total genocide of troons/pooners scheduled for 11:00 am EST tomorrow, at least in the USA and also presumably outlying territories such as Puerto Rico and Guam.
It's also the Martin Luther King Junior bank holiday.

 

[Surfherder]

The most nearly passable troons would pass to people with zero experience of troons.
Raising troon awareness lowers passability.


Emphasis added.
Also that's the whole point.
They want to be called women, but be porn fantasies not like real women.


That reminds me.
Total genocide of troons/pooners scheduled for 11:00 am EST tomorrow, at least in the USA and also presumably outlying territories such as Puerto Rico and Guam.
It's also the Martin Luther King Junior bank holiday.

Troon Kristallnacht is upon us. Not really, obviously.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The fuzzy border between pooner and ... read on.

Reddit -- Archive

I propose elves or werewolves (totally not because these are two things I love myself).

Elves:

• Often mocked for being 'feminine' or 'twinkish' but are also often heroic and cool (think Legolas)
• Strongly associated with nature and magic
• Long-lived and hard to kill
• Stories with dark/drow elves often have themes of men being oppressed

Werewolves:

• They literally transform
• 'That time of month'
• Transformation involves becoming hairier and more muscular
• Feared and misunderstood (more people kill wolves than the other way around)
• Lots of young trans boys go through a 'wolf girl' phase

So far no less than 824 upvotes and 259 comments.
As of this posting I haven't read them all, but the first few pages are all positive.

Here is the beginning of "Best" sub-thread.
Very representative of what I've read so far.

vampyfemboy •18h ago
Werewolves make sense, especially because people treat the changes that T induce as gross and monstrous/treat T as something that's going to make us horrible monsters.
I personally like changelings as a general trans mythical creature (I know that there's the whole "oh the changeling myth is about autism" popular thing which I also like as an autistic trans dude but I think changelings are just a really good match for transness)
I'll always be a vampire though, lol.

Phoebebee323 •16h ago
I was thinking werewolves because of the ass hair

Switch to sorting by '"New".

loudleftist •6m ago
ive been calling myself a werewolf this whole time

There are some elf partisans as well.
Other popular suggestions include centaurs and vampires.

Seems to be mostly werewolves.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Seems to be mostly werewolves.

Failed women having a pure power fantasy. There's a surprise.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Failed women having a pure power fantasy. There's a surprise.

"Hey doods, we are all four foot tall and weirdly hairy and no one takes us seriously, which Tolkienesque creature do you think we resemble?" "Oh, DEFINITELY the elves."

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Rosabells has a mild update, he thinks his manager Zack likes him after being told to simply move.
Pretty sure Zack is smiling out of fear and awkwardness.
Even the people in the comments realize how delusional he's being, with some even defending him.

Heh, I took a look at that subreddit and we got some people throwing shade at him. (Archive - which doesn't capture the video at the top of the post, but it's that Family Guy scene where Brian politely rejects Meg's advances and then she doubles down on her delusional love for him.)

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I dont think trevor was a real person it was a short story they made up.
Theres honestly not alot of people comitting for being gay these days
most people couldnt care less if someone is gay, maybe you could occasionally get called a faggot but thats about it
its probably full of angsty bihet teen girls and unhinged troons

Well, yeah.

The project was founded in 1998[1] in West Hollywood, California, by Celeste Lecesne, Peggy Rajski, and Randy Stone. They are the creators of the 1994 Academy Award–winning short film Trevor, a dramedy about Trevor, a gay thirteen-year-old boy who, when rejected by friends because of his sexuality, attempts suicide. When the film was scheduled to air on HBO television in 1998, the filmmakers realized that some of the program's young viewers might be facing the same kind of crisis as Trevor and began to search for a support line to be broadcast during the airing. They discovered that no such helpline existed and decided to dedicate themselves to forming the resource: an organization to promote acceptance of LGBTQ youth, and to aid in crisis and suicide prevention among that group.[7]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trevor_Project

 

[Candidate No 7]

"Hey doods, we are all four foot tall and weirdly hairy and no one takes us seriously, which Tolkienesque creature do you think we resemble?" "Oh, DEFINITELY the elves."

Well you're the one that brought up Tolkien. In fantasy there are lots of different elves. In Harry Potter for instance they look like this:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Elves:

• Often mocked for being 'feminine' or 'twinkish' but are also often heroic and cool (think Legolas)
• Strongly associated with nature and magic
• Long-lived and hard to kill
• Stories with dark/drow elves often have themes of men being oppressed

Plus they get left on the shelf.

 

[Banana Bread]

i dont usually post here but this level of insanity forced me to
queue a pooner tripping so hard that she started sperging on about how pooners actually have male genitalia, saying the roidclit is actually a T&H male penis!

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I responded to someone’s post recently about being upset over not having a “male genitalia.” As a trans guy who deals with bottom dysphoria (WAY less now) I would’ve loved to read this comment 3 years ago when I first started my journey and just wanted to share to reach anyone it might help.

my comment

possibly unpopular opinion: you Do have male genitalia

hear me out: it took me years to get to this realization but i’m so glad to be here after only 3 years of both hrt and cognitive behavioral therapy (cbt and hrt covered by insurance). I’ve stopped viewing my t-dick as less than a cis-dick. i stopped viewing my uterus and ovaries as something that only “women” have cuz it’s simply not true, my existence as a man and the existence of my trans brothers and NB family prove that. I am a man with a uterus and ovaries and also a trans dick and it is a representation of my life, my experience as a trans person. I remember when I started to feel that my uterus was actually the most masculine thing about me (that was a HUGE game changer) my uterus/ovaries and genitalia were the reasons i had to become so strong in my sense of self and masculinity, they are what have challenged me stop believing that more muscles, more sex, more cars, fancy watches, sports accomplishments were going to get me to where i wanted to be: a “real man”. being a man who is AFAB challenged me to deconstruct my idea of gender and although it took a lot of emotional and mental effort I am 100% a better man because of it. I am a man who doesn’t weigh his masculinity against others, who truly believes the size of your penis has nothing to do with your manhood, I am man who ACTUALLY understand what pleasurable sex means (hint:it’s not just thrusting a dick inside someone although for a percentage of people this is true), more so, it means understanding your partner’s body, experiences, feelings, and communicating with them. I am so happy to say i’m incredibly proud of the man I am today and that includes my dick (which is just as much a dick as a cis dick regardless of what conventional societal norms have decided).

As trans men and trans people we do not have the luxury of being accurately represented by society norms/media, often times we are in fact hurt when comparing ourselves. this presents a challenge to see things differently But i’m learning that challenge is also the greatest gift bc it’s an opportunity to rediscover life in a whole new light, a beautiful, all encompassing light that unfortunately doesn’t exist in a heteronormative view of human society.

I wish you all the best on your journey, i know you will make yourself proud

link, archive

 

[NSA Intern]

"Hey doods, we are all four foot tall and weirdly hairy and no one takes us seriously, which Tolkienesque creature do you think we resemble?" "Oh, DEFINITELY the elves."

 

[merrybrandybuck]

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Rosabells has a mild update, he thinks his manager Zack likes him after being told to simply move.
Pretty sure Zack is smiling out of fear and awkwardness.
Even the people in the comments realize how delusional he's being, with some even defending him.

Spoiler: He looked at me and saw how cute I am!

’ve never been so happy before. Last night my precious Zack came to me while I was working in my station he is a manager I think or something else. He told me I had to go to the next line but here is what made my heart melt. He came so close to my face I was so damm nervous and blushing hard. He looked deeply at my face. His eyes his fierce blue eyes was pricing though my soul omg my voice was so Damm high pitched and quiet this handsome boy has made me fallen for him so hard. He looked so surprise at first when viewing my face. I think he realized how cute I am and then he started to smile at me softly and told me in a rasp soft voice that he is shutting this line down and I need to move to this spot while smiling at me. I said in an extremely soft and high pitched voice “Yes” He kept smiling at me as he was leaving. I’m losing my mind now and constantly thinking about him. Ever since he did this he looks at me and smiles Ugh I can’t help but to turn away in shyness and blushing. I love him even more now. I guess this means he does like me I want to go get my hair and nail as well brows done for him.

Archive Link

Agps rightfully get a lot of hate here but people tend to forget what unhinged creeps the classic gay troons are. The only reason they don't rape as much is that they cannot physically overpower most men the way AGPs do women.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I don’t have a ton of experience with trans… some but not as much as many of the good posters here. But I have a fair bit of experience with crazy and the troon Zack obsessing has a million alarm bells going off.

Zack probably treats the other staff just as politely; with consideration but this troon is conflating politeness towards himself with special consideration. Creepy as shit.

To be honest, I’d be staring at Troon as well as I do the rare times I encounter them in real life. It’s a function of seeing crazy.

As for’Genital Boy’, I keep thinking surely I’ve read the most degenerate thing ever here on KF about twice a week. It’s only Sunday and my brain is already maxed out on troon crazy.