Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[ye's Official KF Burner]

This is your richest man in the world... This is a practical joke Wall Street is playing on us, no?

They've always said autists would be at the forefront of many industries, be the leaders and the richest among us.

I don't think society is prepared to handle the consequences of allowing this to happen.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

From thread https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-m...-fascist-salute-at-inauguration-event.210103/

Elon Musk literally does the roman salute. WTF. How is he this autistic.

edit: of course there are 30 posts already about this.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm sure this is exactly what Trump wanted on an Inauguration Day that otherwise went off without a hitch. I'm guessing we won't see or hear of Musk or his Doggy much anymore especially after his other half was already sent to the loo.

It's telling Musk isn't anywhere near Trump either.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Just wait for it boys. Remember how many people Trump burned through in his first administration? Remember his lawyers? He doesn’t.

I assure you that Elon and Trump are on different pages and that will become very clear in about 6 months. Be prepared for the ultimate battle of Egos.

Their breakup is gonna be messier than a Kardashian breakup. I hope it's televised.

 

[sassblassted]

Man has money enough to do anything he could ever possibly want and he just so chose to embarrass himself in front of the entire world. Somehow this century just gets weirder and weirder every year.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Just wait for it boys. Remember how many people Trump burned through in his first administration? Remember his lawyers? He doesn’t.

I assure you that Elon and Trump are on different pages and that will become very clear in about 6 months. Be prepared for the ultimate battle of Egos.

It’s coming in about 20 minutes when the ADL gets the president on the phone to complain

 

[Drip Torch]

HEIL AUTISM!!!!

 

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Who let Morty be a secret service agent. Where's Rick?

 

[30+GameOvers]

If there was any uncertainty left that Elon was just an arrested-development 4chan poltard desperate for the approval of his teenage fanboys, this removed all doubt.

The guy is a complete idiot.

He's not even a /pol/tard, he's just pretending to be one(poorly) because he thinks this will make him look cool. You won't catch anyone on /pol/ dead defending jeets, let alone advocating for millions of them to legally immigrate into your country.

 

[gibbslets]

Their breakup is gonna be messier than a Kardashian breakup. I hope it's televised.

I just can’t wait til he’s on Alex Jones with a ski mask and a net. Alex is like a human version of the sonicchu medallion

He's not even a /pol/tard, he's just pretending to be one(poorly) because he thinks this will make him look cool. You won't catch anyone on /pol/ dead defending jeets, let alone advocating for millions of them to legally immigrate into your country.

Wasn’t Hitler himself a jeetophile?

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

This is your richest man in the world... This is a practical joke Wall Street is playing on us, no?

Its more of a FORTUNA joke this is not the first idiot who literally stumbled into fortune

KHM history lesson for you

Timothy Dexter - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

here is the counts dankula video on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6cwNgwI7WI

its pure comedy gold and worthy of at least a movie . Complete retard somehow manages to amass wealth by simply doing the most aisine things at the time .

some hilarious shit

Because he was largely uneducated, his business sense was considered peculiar. He was advised to send bed warmers—used to heat beds in the cold New England winters—for resale in the West Indies, a tropical area. This advice was a deliberate ploy by rivals to bankrupt him. His ship's captain sold them as ladles to the local molasses industry and made a handsome profit.[6] Next, Dexter sent wool mittens to the same place, where Asian merchants bought them for export to Siberia.[2]

People jokingly told him to "ship coal to Newcastle". Fortuitously, he did so during a Newcastle miners' strike, and his cargo was sold at a premium.[7][8] On another occasion, practical jokers told him he could make money by shipping gloves to the South Sea Islands. His ships arrived there in time to sell the gloves to Portuguese boats on their way to China.[7]

He exported Bibles to the East Indies and stray cats to Caribbean islands and again made a profit; Eastern missionaries needed the Bibles and the Caribbean welcomed a solution to rat infestation.[2] He also hoarded whalebones by mistake, but ended up selling them profitably as corset stays.[2]

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

vaporwave

the weirdest thing is the j-pop, they sample that stuff ad nauseam, and the samples are actual, addictive, up-beat funk tracks - Still the zoomers prefer those distorted, groggy vaporwave tracks made from it. I actually got curious about it when something sounding like old school funk stood out to me while some zoomer aged relative's kids had that stuff on. SAD! My nieces space out on laughing gas, don't they? Everything old is new again... zoomers...

 

[Kong Strong]

Grimes was born in 1988. She and her music are as millennial as they come.

This is kind of a dumb take, generally generations listen to music made by people from the previous generation because those are the people that are old enough and have been doing it enough to get good.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Musk was overcome with emotion during a song, he wasn't making le hecking Hitler salute. Especially considering Trump's inner circle may as well be a Williamsburg synagogue on Friday night.

 

[AnOminous]

He's like the complete opposite of everything "masculine" the people he surrounds himself with latch on to. Can't even keep a wife let alone custody of his kids.

He can't even actually fuck the women he impregnates. He needs the assistance of a team of doctors.

Just wait for it boys. Remember how many people Trump burned through in his first administration? Remember his lawyers? He doesn’t.

I bet he remembers Michael Cohen.

 

[Vect]

Musk might be the only person in human history to have accidently supported Hitler

The important thing of course, is it's driving The Usual Suspects insane.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

He can't even actually fuck the women he impregnates. He needs the assistance of a team of doctors.

He seems like a soaker.

 

[Eventide]

HEIL AUTISM!!!!

I bet it was like, an intrusive thought. Like, everytime Elon is up on stage at a Trump rally, his autist brain is like "DO HEIL HITLER for LULZ".

 

[Peep Plops]

It somehow feels very appropriate that the richest man in the world is a retarded madman that nobody seems able to wrangle. Really suits the whole clown world aesthetic we've all been enjoying the last decade or so.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Wasn’t Hitler himself a jeetophile?

Not for letting them into Germany, no. If we're talking about autistic spergs, Himmler would be a better example.