Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Persian Carpet Salesman]

so did nick shit in EVS @FROG 's cereal the other day? What flipped? @FROG don't give us this johnny come lately shit you were sweeping up for all the drinking, drugs, children in the crack den, and LIES non stop for MONTHS. Actually deranged you think you can now pretend to be one of the incel prudes.

EVS really doesn't care about Internet people, they're just for content.

 

[AnOminous]

"Audrey, how does Daddy's new tattoo look?" "It looks like shit." Nick looks in the mirror and frowns. "It DOES look like shit!"

"It does look like shit. I LOVE shit!"

Aaron has hinted that the resolution of revenge porn is tied to Rekieta's computer hacking/witness tampering investigation.

The timing is interesting but I wouldn't really heavily rely on Aaron's claims about something like this. For one thing, it would be incredibly improper for the police or DA to let some criminal defendant personally in on their deliberative process. And for another, they're probably going to want the ink dry on any plea agreement about the current charges before blindsiding Balldo with the others (assuming they are forthcoming which is a big if).

Plus Aaron is kind of dumb.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron has hinted

Let me stop you there.

Aaron Imholte is a moron.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Aaron Imholte is the living version of the cartoon trope where someone is so fucking retarded and he somehow skirts by absolute catastrophe each time. The audience is aware of this but somehow he himself is not aware so he keeps bumbling along.

 

[Strix454]

Is it beyond reason to hope Rekieta is arrested on a warrant Friday after his hearing and spends the next weekend in jail waiting to see a judge on Monday morning?

Yes.

And thats a good thing. Its better for things to drag out a little and for any charge to come long enough after Nick's plea deal such that it gets him a clear and convincing probation violation on the drug charges with nothing good to complain about in the legal process.

IMO, the risks to Nick in terms of violating his upcoming probation or sentencing terms with a new charge are potentially far worse for him than a standalone hacking charge.

 

[Captain Manning]

I know there exist testing kits for determining whether your drugs are contaminated with fentanyl or other substances, what’s the likelihood on whether skelly was testing all of the bags he bought?

Better question: What's the likelihood he didn't test a goddamned thing... period?

The man's 8 eight year old tested positive for cocaine metabolites. Whether he intentionally gave her coke, or she accidently got into it, I think it's totally fair to say Nick is not a careful person.

EVS saw where the wind was blowing and how much shit he got for defending Balldo and changed his mind. Insincere, but can't say I blame him.

I can.

I can't think of single valid reason to defend Nick after the CPS report came out. Which is exactly what EVS did. And the man is a father, too. Allegedly.

Hell, I can barely think of a reason to defend Nick at all throughout last year, but I try to be reasonable and see other points of view. In Nick's case, I think the CPS report shits the bed 100% of the time. If anybody was defending Nick after that, that person has serious issues telling the difference between right and wrong. That CPS report should be a redline for anybody.

"[H]ow does Daddy's new tattoo look?" "It looks like shit." Nick looks in the mirror and frowns. "It DOES look like shit!"

Underrated movie. One of Hopper's better roles, IMO.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Let me stop you there.

Aaron Imholte is a moron.

Very true, but we are dealing with Nick "let me leverage my house as debt" Rekieta here and as bizarre as Aaron is, Balldo Boy is next level.

 

[johnnynoname]

Aaron Imholte is a moron.

also, he's in the dabbleverse

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Very true, but we are dealing with Nick "let me leverage my house as debt" Rekieta here and as bizarre as Aaron is, Balldo Boy is next level.

Aaron is blissfully unaware.
Nick knows he's a retard and chooses to triple down instead.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Aaron Imholte is the living version of the cartoon trope where someone is so fucking retarded and he somehow skirts by absolute catastrophe each time. The audience is aware of this but somehow he himself is not aware so he keeps bumbling along.

The Sektur's Mister Magoo

 

[AnOminous]

IMO, the risks to Nick in terms of violating his upcoming probation or sentencing terms with a new charge are potentially far worse for him than a standalone hacking charge.

You can't violate probation by something you did before you were even on probation.

However, and I'm not sure how Minnesota does this, the subsequent offense could be treated as a second offense rather than a first offense, because he committed it after the first offense. Again, I'm not sure whether Minnesota does it that way or whether you have to have been convicted of the prior before it can be counted as one.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

The Sektur's Mister Magoo

I like to think of Nick and his band of retards as Wile E Coyote, and Aaron as the Road Runner. They try to devise a gotcha as to how all of this was somehow Aaron's fault, they try to make him look like the worse one, and it blows up in their faces and Aaron obliviously goes on living a mostly normal life doing his own stupid little things.

See also: Sektur version of Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing

 

[johnnynoname]

The Sektur's Mister Magoo

aaron wishes he was in The Sektur

he's in the dabbleverse......even though The Sektur is dead/gay, even it won't house aaron

 

[Poop Shoot]

The timing is interesting but I wouldn't really heavily rely on Aaron's claims about something like this. For one thing, it would be incredibly improper for the police or DA to let some criminal defendant personally in on their deliberative process. And for another, they're probably going to want the ink dry on any plea agreement about the current charges before blindsiding Balldo with the others (assuming they are forthcoming which is a big if).

It’s my dream that his plea deal stipulates that he has to stay out of trouble then he immediately gets arrested for violating it because of the computer shit.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Now, I may be misremembering (I’m currently mobilefagging it and I don’t have the opportunity to research), but didn’t Aaron say very early on - I THINK on KC - that they were doing whippits? That it was more of a Kayla thing? This just doesn’t seem like news to me. Maybe I’m wrong.

 

[Folgers Can]

However, and I'm not sure how Minnesota does this, the subsequent offense could be treated as a second offense rather than a first offense, because he committed it after the first offense. Again, I'm not sure whether Minnesota does it that way or whether you have to have been convicted of the prior before it can be counted as one.

As per the Mondry example cited here earlier Minnesota will only treat a previously convicted and sentenced offense as a prior for purposes of a present application of the sentencing guidelines, so whenever Stearns County files its charges will have no impact on his February/March Kandiyohi County sentencing insofar as priors are concerned. At most the Kandiyohi County PSI report may mention it offhand for the separate reason that Nick's violation of his pretrial release condition to remain law-abiding, although made moot for release revocation purposes due to his plea, would at least be relevant to PSI assessment of overall "amenability" to probation, which the judge could factor into his decisionmaking about adding any probation restrictions beyond those Nick may have originally contemplated when agreeing to the deal merely proposed to the judge.

One can only hope that the revelations about deliberate drug test evasion using nitrous oxide also make their way into the PSI somehow, so that the judge supplements drug testing with extraordinarily onerous provisions regarding unannounced home searches by the PO with invasive enough scope to look anywhere small enough to conceal even an 8.5g canister the size of a pinky finger, so that we can all watch Nick malding about "muh Fourth Amendment" on stream and in contested probation violation proceedings as if he wasn't already aware that his decision to bootlick voluntarily threw all those rights out the window.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

aaron wishes he was in The Sektur

he's in the dabbleverse......even though The Sektur is dead/gay, even it won't house aaron

At this point, enough gunt has infected the storyline that Aaron is pretty much part of the sektur.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

Now, I may be misremembering (I’m currently mobilefagging it and I don’t have the opportunity to research), but didn’t Aaron say very early on - I THINK on KC - that they were doing whippits? That it was more of a Kayla thing? This just doesn’t seem like news to me. Maybe I’m wrong.

Yes he did. Kayla using nitrous daily is old news from Aaron since may /June. I don’t recall him ever saying anything about Nick or April joining in back then though. Granted they had blow at that time so …

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Aaron has his revenge porn hearing on Wednesday 1/22.
Rekieta has plea hearing on 1/24.

Aaron has hinted that the resolution of revenge porn is tied to Rekieta's computer hacking/witness tampering investigation.

Is it beyond reason to hope Rekieta is arrested on a warrant Friday after his hearing and spends the next weekend in jail waiting to see a judge on Monday morning?

Can Nick force Null to keep the "Balldoverse Collapse" board open through sheer force of his retardation and social cues?

If Nick did have access to Aaron's emails and Aaron spoke to his lawyer in said emails then the case is as good as dead. You need to consider that not only is Nick Kayla's husband, but he's also her former lawyer, he represented her (inadvisably) last year after their arrest. So we have a situation where Kayla's former Lawyer, who she is cohabitating with, is accessing Aaron's correspondence, some of which has Aaron speaking with his lawyer about Kayla's revenge porn case.

The appearance of impropriety here is too much for Aaron to ever be granted a fair trial and Kayla's current lawyer cannot possibly attest to what information she received from Kayla came from Nick's illegal activities.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Now, I may be misremembering (I’m currently mobilefagging it and I don’t have the opportunity to research), but didn’t Aaron say very early on - I THINK on KC - that they were doing whippits? That it was more of a Kayla thing? This just doesn’t seem like news to me. Maybe I’m wrong.

There was a lot of theorycrafting about how Nick could get legally high without it showing up in drug tests.
Galaxy Gas was one of the frequent suggestions since its a simple solution that even Nick can find via Google.

If KC said it, then the idea was pitched by 20 different people independently from each other first.