Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spergichu]

That's odd because Aaron himself publicized it a week ago.

Poor Steel Toe is too busy organizing YouTuber boxing matches with pedophiles that openly lust after his kids to remember the things he says. Plz understand <3.

 

[smarty_snoops]

who cares. this shit is hilarious!

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nick's 2025, will it be kino? Stay tuned!

 

[RotPockets]

Nick's kids have been described here as "short for their age." That's a sign he just let them munch on junk food their whole lives. They didn't get enough protein or healthy dairy in their diet.

Turpin 2: Balldo Boogaloo

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I really hope none of the kids grow up to be shameless public spectacles... although there's 5 of them, so the chances increase... and then there's "learned behavior"... oh fuck.

It'll be a miracle if only one of them is a disaster.

Drug and alcohol abuse is partially genetic along with psychopathy, but there’s many kids who had awful parents and still turned out ok in fact sometimes they become hyper responsible adults because they saw what drugs do first hand. We’ll have to wait and see. It wouldn’t surprise me if one of them becomes a psychiatrist after dealing with balldo as a dad schizophrenia will be easy.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He went to law school because it allowed him to avoid working a regular job for five years. His parents sent him to law school because he was unhappy working in the financial industry and they wanted to find him a career where he could potentially make enough money to support his family.

Oh I think it was trust related. They didn't care what he did or money he made but they wanted him to be capable of handling the trust either as someone that understands finance or someone that understands trusts.

What a complete disappointment.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Clearly no spade.

...for now....

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Aaron sucks because he wants to be the center of attention by leaking all this insider info, but is still keeping these gay secrets that he has no reason to keep from the world

Aaron needs a few bombshells to keep up his sleeve for when Nick starts talking about the cum eating again.

Nick's 2025, will it be kino? Stay tuned!

We're gonna have the Huffstream, where Nick tells us how wrong we were about everything in between "checking on Lady Rackets" where we can hear some huffing going on in the background. He will come back from this break with an even gayer voice than ever and a bit of whipped cream on the nose.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

and a bit of whipped cream on the nose.

I know you’re making a joke but when you huff whipped cream canisters like that you’re doing it in a way where you won’t get any tasty cream on your nose

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Aaron sucks because he wants to be the center of attention by leaking all this insider info, but is still keeping these gay secrets that he has no reason to keep from the world

Aaron and Nick have a lot of sucking and leaking on each other in common it seems.

 

[stupid frog]

Nick's guzzled more cum than Aaron 100%

 

[Boss Bass]

Aaron sucks because he wants to be the center of attention by leaking all this insider info, but is still keeping these gay secrets that he has no reason to keep from the world

Aaron sucks because he lets idiots like Dax, Melton and Karl use him as a smokescreen while balldoguarding

 

[northstar747]

The fact that he "hated" even watching trials casually while making plenty of money begs the question why he ever went to law school in the first place.

I can answer this.

again people misunderstand generational wealth.

Nick came from upper professional working class family.

His grandpa got a fucking windfall and nick was a leech.

Nick had to "work" so he worked a bunch of retail banking jobs and fucking hated it. So he conned his family to pay for him to go to law school and even get set up in an office.

Nick is the kinda lazy where if he put half the energy into not being clever and just doing the work he d be 100 times ahead.

The reason he lives in spicer minnesota is because thats where kyala s family is.

The reason he has soo many kids is that he didnt have to pay for them. I imagine he got a monthy check from his parents and I bet they bought the house next door as a "we ve paid for your profession, we paid for your house, go work"

I ve seen an example of this with a old classmate dude has a english degree started working as a substitute teacher, After covid and some other shit I learn he never went ahead to get his teacher credential, got his house from his grandma so its paid off. But will not take the next step to move foward.

He has a kid now and I know money is tight and I m sure his inlaws are proping them up.

Fuck years ago I worked with a rather goofy mother fucker at a hospital, dude was rather knowledgeable about landlord shit, figured he worked maintence like I did.

Turns out the dude lived in a rather shitty one bed room apartment but owned a few rentals and was buying another one. The amount of shit talking gossipe that happened between fucking RN's and people there about the dude was weird. but the attitude was "he doesnt have to work why the fuck is here"

Thats how I think nicks career has been, he didnt apply himself to work his way up in ether a public or private organization, is too lazy to run his own buisness and fuck proved he is too stupid to even run his own finances

Like a poster here said his art buying is cargo cult shit, same with him taking out a loan to do leverage investing in cocain.

sorry for double posting

he was a step away from crack or worse.

Wouldnt surpise me if that coke was cut with meth.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Violence is being done to the honorable pineapple - a symbol of hospitality in America going back to Colonial times and a wonderful decorative motif* even today.

And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!

 

[Major]

Where's a new matter of public record when you need one? It's dry out here

 

[Horrified Bystander]

I feel bad for whoever is unsuspectingly moving into the cuckshed house. I feel like someone should have the obligation to let them know about the full history.

Whoever moves into that house will spend many a year confused by a random smell of old shoes and day old fish that shows up occasionally and disappears just as quickly.

Somewhere else in Minnesota, April’s just sold some gash for cash.

This is: The CuckShed Effect.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Thats how I think nicks career has been, he didnt apply himself to work his way up in ether a public or private organization, is too lazy to run his own buisness and fuck proved he is too stupid to even run his own finances

its not even that, Nick was such a fucking dick he fucked himself out of plenty of good chances. like taking offense to that one guy giving him clients or just showing up in a bra and panties to the courthouse to drop off court docs or even his stripmall friday get drunk sessions, like did anyone else in the stripmall take him up on that or was he just doing it alone like his underwear parties.

 

[Oxyjen]

Well, we know Nick is a certified white bread ass hood wigga. So he's probably doing the popular drug on the hood right now, Nitrus Oxide (Wippets). Could you imagine the ammount of brain damage that he could give himself by inhaling NO with that schnoz of his? Instant IQ loss. But I wonder if the holes in his brain from the copiuos amount of alcohol would turn his brain into an ocarina whenever he inhaled NO.

From October 2024 - a correct kiwi

 

[Oh Darn]

sorry for double posting



Wouldnt surpise me if that coke was cut with meth.

I know there exist testing kits for determining whether your drugs are contaminated with fentanyl or other substances, what’s the likelihood on whether skelly was testing all of the bags he bought?

On one hand, I would hope that self-preservation or an impulse to protect your kids from finding your bloated corpse in the throuple bed would be enough for him to test things, but if he cared about his children he wouldn’t have been doing this shit in the first place.

I could see it going either way

 

[ddlloo]

I know there exist testing kits for determining whether your drugs are contaminated with fentanyl or other substances, what’s the likelihood on whether skelly was testing all of the bags he bought?

On one hand, I would hope that self-preservation or an impulse to protect your kids from finding your bloated corpse in the throuple bed would be enough for him to test things, but if he cared about his children he wouldn’t have been doing this shit in the first place.

I could see it going either way

Pretty sure The Toe mentioned Nick talked about testing them. Whether that was just the first batch from his dealer or every baggie, who knows. Hell, might even be bullshit.