Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

If I am not mistaken that is photoshopped in, in which case the post showing that image should mention that its fake.
A few pages ago people were joking about "the only thing he is missing is a big black spade tattoo".

See this post for the original picture. Clearly no spade.

Oh yeah that should definitely be made clear although I could have also looked a little closer and realized I was being bamboozled.
Still a really gay tattoo though. It’s the kind of thing an Americanized Asian girl would get between her tits

 

[Brian Oblivion]

he's just getting old. People keep forgetting that 10 years is a long time for a human body. A 42 year old man is uglier, fatter and balder than a 32 year old. Almost noone 'ages well'.

Agree, but you do have to admit that his 2023-24 wannabee scarface arc accelerated the process quite a bit (like "faces of meth" level acceleration).

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"Oh, you mean that guy we all call BALLDO?"

That's literally Nick at this point. Either nobody has heard of him, or the only reason they've heard of him is "oh he's that Balldo guy." What a loser.

I used to think that was as bad as it could get, having your name be synonymous with a perverted sex toy for impotent men and furries.

But Rickety Rackets the Rail King topped it by becoming the man who gave his 8 year old daughter cocaine. Congrats Nick, you found a way to stop your name being synonymous with a sex toy for men with ED. "Balldo? Oh yeah, the guy who gave his 8 year old daughter cocaine!"

The malnutrition and drug exposure has given them brain damage-induced mental retardation. The all-night ipad skibiddy sessions after a hard days work of un-schooling hasn't managed to improve things, unfortunately. I've not got high hopes for the kids, unless the 9 year old manages to one-shot Nick during one of her violent outbursts and they get adopted by a real family.

Nick's kids have been described here as "short for their age." That's a sign he just let them munch on junk food their whole lives. They didn't get enough protein or healthy dairy in their diet.

But hey, Nick had things to do like tell the whole internet he was a great chad dad and give instructions on how to be a father and a real man. Real men and manly fathers park their kids in front of an iPad all day while they get smashed on 200 dollar whiskey!

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

He openly hated trial streams even when he was drunk and had 5 other people do the heavy lifting on commentary. No fucking way he does it sober. The best he can hope for is some coomer degenerate rebranding where he gets +/-30 junkie faggot regulars in his community to watch and give him the approval he seeks for his behavior. Those kinds of people aren't the best source of income though. Wouldn't surprise me if he ignores all super chats that criticize his behavior and has a team of faggots sweeping up his chat 24/7 to protect his ego.

he has fried his brain so much over the past couple of years he will not be "sober" for years at least. drug induced brain damage can recover, but it requires total abstinance, a long recovery process (years), and even then, some damage is still permanent. he was always retarded, but he will never even reach that standard again from when he was at his best.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

he has fried his brain so much over the past couple of years he will not be "sober" for years at least. drug induced brain damage can recover, but it requires total abstinance, a long recovery process (years), and even then, some damage is still permanent. he was always retarded, but he will never even reach that standard again from when he was at his best.

Agree completely. And Nick doesn't have the discipline to recover in this way. Never did.
The fact that he "hated" even watching trials casually while making plenty of money begs the question why he ever went to law school in the first place. But I guess I know. The family trust paid a way forward assuming Lil Nicky would be a star.

 

[AnOminous]

The family trust paid a way forward assuming Lil Nicky would be a star.

And he was. For a little while. Then he decided to flush it all down the toilet.

Also fuck Nick's parents. Those absolute losers let him starve their grandchildren to the point they're stunted retards at the height of North Koreans. He literally had to be reported by mandatory reporters because his kids were stinking and starving and living in a drug den.

They enabled all this, the useless cunts.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Wait when did he get spade tattoo? I missed something for sure. That’s universal swinger language for my wife fucks niggers

A medical tat so friendly melanated samaritans can help with his allergy back shots.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I really hope none of the kids grow up to be shameless public spectacles... although there's 5 of them, so the chances increase... and then there's "learned behavior"... oh fuck.

It'll be a miracle if only one of them is a disaster.

 

[Strix454]

The fact that he "hated" even watching trials casually while making plenty of money begs the question why he ever went to law school in the first place.

He went to law school because it allowed him to avoid working a regular job for five years. His parents sent him to law school because he was unhappy working in the financial industry and they wanted to find him a career where he could potentially make enough money to support his family.

 

[Melty Butter]

Quality clip from Stallyn19 of Aaron offering more information on the Keanu revelations of whippets.

Summary:

• Aaron knew about the nitrous but thought it was a secret; he didn't that know Keanu was going to publicize it.
• April was huffing nitrous in her truck while on the phone with Keanu.
• April admitted to Keanu that she and Nick were doing it to get around the drug testing.
• Keanu also reached out to Nick who downplayed it. This triggered Keanu. She realized Nick didn't care about April.
• Keanu is "saving some things"; April was "really fucked up".
• Keanu wanted April's parents' phone number. Aaron gave it to her.
• Aaron was asked if he knew where April is and didn't answer directly; he appears not to know.

Edit: Added some details

 

[New & Improved Username]

There is such a thing as "old money." But it requires pretty strict discipline and the ability and will to cut fuckups out of any chance of controlling it, even if it means paying the fuckup just to leave the country and change his name.

Nico Rekeitamos, ciudadano de merida mexico

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Summary

Tl;dr steel balldo adds nothing new and is still a cuck faggot

 

[AnOminous]

He went to law school because it allowed him to avoid working a regular job for five years. His parents sent him to law school because he was unhappy working in the financial industry and they wanted to find him a career where he could potentially make enough money to support his family.

Perhaps they thought his abilities as a pathological liar would make him a good lawyer. Unfortunately for them, he is also an absolute utter retard. He lies a lot, but he isn't very good at it and nobody believes his lies.

 

[Vibralldo]

Aaron knew about the nitrous but thought it was a secret; he didn't that know Keanu was going to publicize it.

Aaron sucks because he wants to be the center of attention by leaking all this insider info, but is still keeping these gay secrets that he has no reason to keep from the world

 

[Finger Pistols]

Aaron was asked if he knew where April is and didn't answer directly; he appears not to know.

She's in the woods with Mama JF. I find it strange how she hasn't been on social media and nobody knows where she is.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

She's in the woods with Mama JF. I find it strange how she hasn't been on social media and nobody knows where she is.

Bpd whores pull the “disappear for sympathy” trick all the time. She’s perfectly fine.

 

[thebigdream]

Quality clip from Stallyn19 of Aaron offering more information on the Keanu revelations of whippets.

Summary:

• Aaron knew about the nitrous but thought it was a secret; he didn't that know Keanu was going to publicize it.
• April was huffing nitrous in her truck while on the phone with Keanu.
• April admitted to Keanu that she and Nick were doing it to get around the drug testing.
• Keanu also reached out to Nick who downplayed it. This triggered Keanu. She realized Nick didn't care about April.
• Keanu is "saving some things"; April was "really fucked up".
• Keanu wanted April's parents' phone number. Aaron gave it to her.
• Aaron was asked if he knew where April is and didn't answer directly; he appears not to know.

Edit: Added some details

Not that there was a snowball's chance in hell, but this totally puts to rest the possibility of Nick learning anything from this episode except "hide your drugs better". This faggot is down so bad he's doing whip-its 2025 is gonna be a hell of a ride.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Bpd whores pull the “disappear for sympathy” trick all the time. She’s perfectly fine.

I’m gonna reply to myself but the plea hearing is soon and she will be back in the aftermath with I totally had the razor to my wrist/pills in my hand, but I realized that if gaykieta could be brave enough to plead guilty to blatantly false charges and the state coming after him I couldn’t end it. He’s so stunning and brave.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron knew about the nitrous but thought it was a secret; he didn't that know Keanu was going to publicize it.

That's odd because Aaron himself publicized it a week ago.

Well, now in his chat before his show this morning, Aaron added more specifics that while April was also taking drug tests in a futile attempt to persuade CPS to allow her some caregiving role, her drug of choice to circumvent the testing regimen was none other than nitrous oxide. This is according to Keanu, to whom April was still talking at the time, and who reportedly even heard the huffing over the phone. At least this explains her November tweetstorms' utter lunacy reaching greater heights than usual:

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Not that there was a snowball's chance in hell, but this totally puts to rest the possibility of Nick learning anything from this episode except "hide your drugs better". This faggot is down so bad he's doing whip-its 2025 is gonna be a hell of a ride.

Meh. The little retard being smug, telling people he was only having fun and that the other people at rehab were the ones with a problem, all the while inhaling nitrous. Let's be honest, before the cop raid, as the cash dwindled, he was a step away from crack or worse.