Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He watched Aaron fucking his wife, he watched the Jamaicans. The whole testicle strangulation apparatus he's known for now cements his image as having ED too. "Oh Nick Rekieta? The limp dicked cuck that gave his daughter cocaine?"

"Oh, you mean that guy we all call BALLDO?"

That's literally Nick at this point. Either nobody has heard of him, or the only reason they've heard of him is "oh he's that Balldo guy." What a loser.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Ralphamammalia and it's completely fucking with his period

Ralphamenorrhea....

 

[Owlbear]

Oh he's taking testosterone. His voice is changing, he's growing man boobs with tri-titted Ralphamammalia and it's completely fucking with his period. Flower tattoos caused his uterus to ache.

He could also just be taking estrogen. A lot of degenerate poly people are "they/thems" and Nick Rekieta knows he has little bitch shoulders so he might as well just become a "they" like the rest of his people.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I kinda like the Rackets literary arc.

Me too, doc.

Standing is hard
Sitting is gay
Brain damage from whippets
Ain't going away

Cocaine is great
Doritos are sassy
Wife is no good
Side piece is nasty

Another win for the toe!

 

[Beavis]

Nick is going to end up streaming to the remaining 50-100 true believers he has left.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Nick is going to end up streaming to the remaining 50-100 true believers he has left.

Does he even have that many still? I could imagine 100 viewers just there to see the train wreck that his life has become dear feeder warned him.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

My attitude toward Aaron has shifted after the news of him trying to arrange a boxing comp with members of the Dabbleverse, including Melton.

Meh. Legally beating the shit out of Melton and Nick is very appealing. Best case scenario is Melton dies in the ring and bleeds AIDs into Nick.

Either nobody has heard of him, or the only reason they've heard of him is "oh he's that Balldo guy."

Alex Stein is doing his part to inform. Normally he's pretty insufferable but he decided a public meeting for a Texas police commission was the right place to introduce them to the polycule, wife swapping, cocaine and revenge porn.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

For my fries.

Based.
I am apparently the only fucking person this side of the Rio Grande who eats my fries with malt vinegar.
The Latino mind cannot comprehend fries and vinegar, the hombres think I'm fucking crazy but ketchup is just pure sugar it's gross.

 

[Father Balldo]

POV: Rekieta just made you a sandwich.

"PSST... that's not mayonnaise, by the way."

 

[deskgum]

I had a habit of giving myself usernames and/or profile pictures based on stuff I had sitting on my desk for a long time (still do).

I can relate.

 

[ash9990]

I can’t find it in the thread or on archive sites, so I’ll take late stickers if it’s been said. But I want to point out that since it was first listed and now (maybe when the new pictures were taken?) the main Balldo Bunker has gone down in value by a whopping $53,300. It was listed for $850,700 and has now been valued at $797,400.

Then:
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Now:
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Nick better hurry up and pay! The auction is in only 2 1/2 weeks! Hope he didn’t spend everything he got from the other house on gay tattoos and galaxy gas already.

800K for a trap house in bumfuck nowhere where 5 kids got mistreated.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Does he even have that many still? I could imagine 100 viewers just there to see the train wreck that his life has become dear feeder warned him.

Many years ago, I waited tables in college (and worked about a dozen other jobs) and once waited on a fairly famous Hollywood actor who was in town for a Shakespeare play. He had a light lunch with a glass of wine, nothing fancy, and tipped me $20, a huge tip back then for such a small meal. It was a high-end restaurant and I had waited on celebrities before, mainly professional athletes because my city is a big sports town. Famous people were generally assholes who treated us like nonpersons. Not him, though. He was kind and polite throughout, a real gentleman, genuinely a class act. That brief personal contact made me his fan for life and I've watched all of his movies and shows in the years since, with most of them thankfully worth watching.

To the point, Rekieta no doubt has a few true believer fans whose loyalty (if that's the word) will remain no matter what he does or says.

 

[Strix454]

My attitude toward Aaron has shifted after the news of him trying to arrange a boxing comp with members of the Dabbleverse, including Melton.

There is less than zero chance that any of these guys is going to fight each other. They are all posturing like morons to look tough to their own audiences.

 

[horseorigin]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

I’m betting a mix of 3/4 tbh. One thing I foresee happening, is Nick becoming estranged from his family. Maybe it starts out small, with certain arrangements or circumstances being put in place that separates Kayla from Nick/the kids from Nick, and those arrangements become permanent once they realize their lives are better without him. Once his family is out of the way, he will go full ralphamale. Cue ‘Baby Blue’ by Badfinger, roll credits, etc. You know the rest.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

There is less than zero chance that any of these guys is going to fight each other. They are all posturing like morons to look tough to their own audiences.

Melton is posturing to sell tickets and to get content for Faggot-mania.
Nick is posturing because he wants to maintain the illusion that he was the bull in the Qover (and soothe his bruised ego)
Aaron is posturing because he wants more eyeballs on his failing show and he knows this kinda 'big talk' baits the likes of the former 2 into saying, admitting or gay-opsing something stupid.

We shall see this nothing burger disappear when plea deals and investigations are settled in the drugs, revenge porn and cyber crime cases.

 

[indomitable snowman]

He's growing moobs, his already faggy voice is getting even more nasal and high pitched.

He's talking even more about his consumption of semen. He can't quit ranting about how much he loves to swallow cum.

Dude is on estrogen.

What are the odds he's on some weird "research chemicals" to get high that's actually just tainted bathtub troonshine from keffals?

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Based.
I am apparently the only fucking person this side of the Rockies who eats my fries with malt vinegar.
The Latino mind cannot comprehend fries and vinegar, the hombres think I'm fucking crazy but ketchup is just pure sugar it's gross.

It’s very big in the Midwest, like at cedar point in particular They have it.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

POV: Rekieta just made you a sandwich.

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"PSST... that's not mayonnaise, by the way."

Nick loves his Casa Rekieta Dorito Dip. It's not Ranch either. Summer's Eve is only an ingredient when April makes it. Kayla's version has the unmistakable flavor of Jamaican Jerk seasoning. Aaron's dip was confusing to Nick though - "Aaron, I don't understand - even after I insist on retrieving your dip fresh from the source, it tastes like my ass with only the slightest hint of Jamaican jerk dancing on my lips."

 

[Soapmore]

This whole thing shows that this dumb bullshit called "polyamory" is not just wrong and stupid, it's actually evil. Anyone who does this will burn in Hell.

To Nick, a vow of fidelity is nothing more than a suggestion, one to be discarded whenever an appealing hedonism makes itself available to him. Civilization would not have progressed beyond loose pairings in mud huts permitted by the tribal perimeter, were it not for solemn ritual oaths of fidelity between man and woman who want to create their own destiny as a couple on the frontier. Maybe that's where Nick really wants to be, dancing naked around a fire, shitty patterns inked into his loins, too small and weasely to be the brave protecting the tribe, but all too willing to sneak around pushing his weak meat into whatever dunce he can find dumb enough or desperate enough to accept him.

Ah who am I kidding, Nick would be hungrily fluffing the front line brutes to protect his skelly frame.

 

[Law]

I'm sure Nick is blowing retarded 'every child is smart and talented' smoke up their asses with no work ethic instilled because Nick has no work ethic.

Plenty of people have a rough start in life but turn out OK and go on to lead successful lives.
His kids might rebel by becoming really hard-working and organized.

He could also just be taking estrogen. A lot of degenerate poly people are "they/thems" and Nick Rekieta knows he has little bitch shoulders so he might as well just become a "they" like the rest of his people.

I don't think Nick has pronoun brainrot, but I do think if some internet guy told him that estradiol injections "make sex like, so much better, bro," he would absolutely start doing them.
Nick might end up becoming the first person to actually try making and using jenkem, such is his lust for gettin' high.