Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

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Large Rodent said:
Mostly unrelated but I fucking hate that pineapples are associated with swingers. Leave the poor, innocent fruit out of this degeneracy.
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I had a habit of giving myself usernames and/or profile pictures based on stuff I had sitting on my desk for a long time (still do). I had been eating a can of pineapple chunks so I picked a pineapple for a pfp on a different forum about a decade ago that some of my coworkers were on and found out later they thought I was a swinger because of that. I had never known that was a symbol for that.
 
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MaltVinegarRespecter said:
I had a habit of giving myself usernames and/or profile pictures based on stuff I had sitting on my desk for a long time (still do). I had been eating a can of pineapple chunks so I picked a pineapple for a pfp on a different forum about a decade ago that some of my coworkers were on and found out later they thought I was a swinger because of that. I had never known that was a symbol for that.
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I hate to inform you that malt vinegar is a symbol for dosing your daughter with cocaine
 
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MaltVinegarRespecter said:
I had a habit of giving myself usernames and/or profile pictures based on stuff I had sitting on my desk for a long time (still do). I had been eating a can of pineapple chunks so I picked a pineapple for a pfp on a different forum about a decade ago that some of my coworkers were on and found out later they thought I was a swinger because of that. I had never known that was a symbol for that.
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You had malt vinegar on your desk?
 
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SpellforceFan said:
If they're half as Polish-jewish as balldo, they'll eventually cut their losses and find a way to completely get rid of him.
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If Balldo were a real Jew, he might actually be a lawyer and he'd definitely be better with money.
MaltVinegarRespecter said:
I had a habit of giving myself usernames and/or profile pictures based on stuff I had sitting on my desk for a long time (still do).
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I've done that too, just any account that needs a name, look at some random object in the room, okay, that's the name. I've also used random name generators, picked randomly from a list of random name generators.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Keanu cryptically said on the stream that April indeed did get "support" that night by going to Bob & Celeste's.
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Good catch, I'd glossed over that earlier part of the show when it sounded like she was talking about Nick and Kayla as parents, but indeed it was an additional segment about Bob and Celeste's weird playdate(s) with sister-wife. Right before that she also mentioned a time when Nick's "nitrous cans ran out" which is a more definitive statement on the topic and his involvement than her overwrought cough gag later. I wonder if the time Nick's "nitrous cans ran out" has anything to do with the coded nonsense about "ice" that April's tweetstorm begged Nick to bring over after the last of her supply had "melted"?

Anyway here's that combined segment for whatever it adds:


5:17:53 ...I was so depressed after I did you know not to blow anymore and you know 5:18:01 all my you know nitrous cans ran out and oops shouldn't have said it uh and 5:18:09 then uh just so depressed I forgot this even though I just got my five kids back I 5:18:15 just stopped paying the bill and then my girlfriend had to move 5:18:21 away that I was you know having in the house next door and 5:18:27 then when you know she would go and hang out with my 5:18:34 parents whenever I couldn't hang out with her when ke would 5:18:40 call Instagram call you like worried about 5:18:45 her how I mean like legitimately worried about 5:18:51 her you you know Instagram messag me back later yeah I walked over there we 5:18:57 talked for a while this is before she even had internet you're a dick you poor thing 5:19:07 oh Nick you poor 5:19:14 thing...
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Melty Butter said:
I believe Keanu said that April was sent to Bob & Celeste's Eagle Lake MN home after the huge argument when Nick was late to the drug test.
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At least so far there's not enough evidence to think she ever went there; the segment clipped yesterday referred to how Bob and Celeste "hung out with April" at a time when she was "living here next door" which sounded like they went over to the later-sold house, and the earlier segment clipped above only adds that she would "go and hang out with" them which could have meant as little as going out in the yard to play croquet or going into town for dinner, or whatever the fuck it is that a 30-year-old single woman goes out and does with a pineapple-posting pair of geriatric Hedo alums to pass the time. *shudders*
 
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Folgers Can said:
It appears that Meme Copium was dead-on about Nick deploying the D.E.N.N.I.S. System
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Is Meme Copium getting credited for initially coming up with the D.E.N.N.I.S. system comparison? Nick being compared to Dennis has been discussed previously in the thread prior to stream due to Nick's rampant narcissism. This post in particular comes to mind. Even when he goes on to float his idea for the Rekieta System, that was also done as well shortly after in the thread and, of course, this was done in reference to April.

Not saying he needs to credit KF. I just have my doubts as to his originality, especially when he conspicuously cites his own tweet as the source of his own revelation in that stream.

Chazzed Up said:
I'm open to being wrong, but I don't think Nick will troon. The greater proportion of trannies seem to be incel types, like Chris, who eventually just turn the unrealized desire for women into skinwalking. Nick is a faggot who gets a thrill out of feminine theatrics but ultimately wants to be a twink, not a woman. He hates women the way gay men do, and his obsessions and of both love and animosity are all men.
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Good points. Other factors to consider are porn consumption/addiction an unhealthy need for attention and the desire to expose others to your sexual interests.

Remember, this was Chris Tyson:

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GaryGray said:
Maybe I am having a case of the Mandela effect but I swear in the early 2010's pineapples were the slang term for cannabis. Coming in either before or after trees. People would post online that they were trees or pineapple friendly to indicate being down to get high.
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I believe that's what the movie Pineapple Express was named for.
 
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There She Glows said:
Lol in her defense I think they grow pineapples in their yard but it's an unfortunate coincidence.
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Violence is being done to the honorable pineapple - a symbol of hospitality in America going back to Colonial times and a wonderful decorative motif* even today.
In Colonial Williamsburg, stylized fruit wreaths and decor are de rigeur at Christmas, and you will also find the pineapple motif on many decorative item, pewter and silver, in particular.
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*yes I know slavery stop it

But isn't the swinger pineapple thing upside-down?

On the other hand, I've wondered before if what Nick's Big Sex Talk at age 39 with his parents was about swinging.

Would go toward why they - if true - let April stay at their Eagle Lake or whatever house, per Keanu. ...I can't imagine most parents sheltering their son's mistress who was caught swinging and throupling and aiming for Wife #1 amidst mountains of cocaine and part of the utter degradation of the family name (and almost delaying their vacation plans!). ...Oh, but I'm probably just being parochial, just can't keep up with those midwit trash-taste nouveaux sophisticates....

(On the other hand, speaking of naïvété, until a few years ago, I for some reason had no idea how pineapples grew. Picking one out of a friend's front landscaping for breakfast was so cool!)
 
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Not Who You Think said:
Is Meme Copium getting credited for initially coming up with the D.E.N.N.I.S. system comparison? Nick being compared to Dennis has been discussed previously in the thread prior to stream due to Nick's rampant narcissism. This post in particular comes to mind. Even when he goes on to float his idea for the Rekieta System, that was also done as well shortly after in the thread and, of course, this was done in reference to April.

Not saying he needs to credit KF. I just have my doubts as to his originality, especially when he conspicuously cites his own tweet as the source of his own revelation in that stream.
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No credit intended, his November bit about it just came to mind as an apt comparison and posts from August were before I paid attention to this stuff. If people beat him to it then let him have a well-deserved
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Melty Butter said:
Wrt, adoption and inheritance, a reminder that Nick & Kayla were foster parents! (The mind boggles.)

It's been widely speculated that they did this for the State's cash and because of Kayla's baby-lust and her miscarriages at the time. Fostering can also be a road to adoption. This occurred in Kayla's own family.

An additional thought: It could have been a plan to get some Owens money if the fertility hadn't kicked in. It would have sped up the adoption process if they'd first fostered. Once they had a gaggle of kids, Mommy did fund the main home, it seems. Having children does seem to be attached to the Owens Trust.

On related matters, can she please stop posing with pineapples?
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Oh shit. The Nick's infected his mother with the swinger brain virus.
 
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