Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pomniman]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

69) Sucking dick for cock

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

If anything this is a positive sign that Celeste may actually be tightening the purse strings when it comes to Nick's personal finances as many hoped she would, because the most economically rational thing for the family as a whole would have been for a Celeste-controlled entity to quietly buy the neighboring house without any public listing that'd only stigmatize its perceived value in any later listing, set that purchase at a formally appraised price commensurate with its as-is condition but still sufficient for Nick to pay off the foreclosed mortgage on the main house, hire contractors with Celeste's money to resolve the plumbing issues entirely in addition to various style updates, re-list and sell for the $450K+ it easily could have gotten in that improved condition (not to mention without the stigma of some transient woman's scattered belongings), and split the net profit with Nick and Kayla under a prior agreement designed to ensure enough of a return on investment to be worth Celeste's while yet leaving enough of a spiff for Nick and Kayla to motivate them to go along with the plan in the first place.

I hope that, I think it was Keanu‘s story, about brainlet april fleeing to bob and Celeste for comfort, was a wakeup call for them if the endlessly deteriorating mental, physical, spiritual, professional, etc state of crackets and kayla and their life and home wasn’t.

This wacked our sidepiece crackwhore shows up unannounced and is expecting to stay and you have no connection to her except for your absolutely fuckup retarded son lying to her about some impossible polygamous life.
Gross druggie shows up and might stay indefinitely at your actual house.

If I was Celeste as soon as april the crackwhore was confirmed out of the house and not within distance of being able to stab, I would get whatever team of legal advisors on the phone to LOCK. EVERYTHING. FUCKING. DOWN.
This is not a drill.

crackets is dead to the family and family trust and has been replaced with an all consuming ghoul.
The only recovery now is to protect the grandkids and let nick die from an overdose somewhere, anywhere else.

 

[Melty Butter]

New neighbors both work at Wimlar Assembly of God...did Nick say what his new church was? I just remember that he was looking for a place where he fit in better...

https://www.mndor.state.mn.us/ecrv_search/app/openParcelIdSearch

Parcel ID is 27-032-0044
(select preliminary search Type)

(@Folgers Can, thanks. Your last post was very helpful.)

Let me address this: It is HIGHLY unlikely that Nick and Kayla are now attending the Willmar Assembly of God Church. I didn't need to prove it bc @Himedall All-seeing Waifu did so way back on page 1464 in 2023:

Given that Nick's knowledge of pretty much everything is filtered through a superficial and narcissistic lens, why does he take aim specifically at the Assembly of God churches in hi heresy rant?

This post is very informative and has aided my deep dives into the local history.

It is the discovery of the Grace Homeschool Coop - a source for at least one of the reporters to Pastor Melin (Paula Holmen) at their home church, Evangelical Covenant Church of New London. Paula Holmen is a teacher at both the Coop and the Church.

The Coop has members across the Evangelical spectrum, seemingly. It would be very strange for Nick and Kayla's new church to be where members of the Coop worship, namely the Willmar Assembly of God Church in which Robert Horyza Jr. and Erica Horyza nee Norberg are members.

Edit to Add: The Horyzas have all sorts of connections to the Rekietas through their kids. It's an easy google of "Horyza" + "Rekieta" and "Woltjer".

 

[RotPockets]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

7.) Family sized Crippler Crossface

 

[DaleMcGuy]

@.Potentially Criminal (Sean) does very regularly law streams and they sound to me exactly like what you describe as the good ol’ days.
He’s very active in his community, on and off of locals, he’s smart and he’s funny.

As much as I like Sean, too many of the insufferable spastics and parasocial types from Nick's audience jumped over to him.
(The DOOOOD read unbreaded/put your wife on stream etc types)
Sean still has ways to go technical and format wise if he wants to grow.

Decent background listening as long he doesn't start reading the Chernobyl level mental retardation from the chat.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It was just not the kind of thing that was continuously available and even when it was (like with whipit canisters) you still didn't see people continually using it, much less to the point of literally permanently crippling and tarding themselves.

While it is associated with things like pulmonary embolisms - which usually either kill you, cripple you if you are lucky - the main risk of damage is done through causing B12 deficiency. Alcoholic wetbrain is caused by the same deficiency, although the cause is different as alcohol just prevents B12 from absorbing in the gut.

The upside of this for users is that if you get treatment when you recognise the onset symptoms of b12 deficiency, you get some injections and you can avoid long term consequences. It also means that only long term and persistent usage is going to pose a significant risk - which is why you and I had never seen people permanently fucked up from inhaling a balloon here or there, the poison is in the dosage.

Given both alcohol and whippets are associated with complications due to B12 deficiencies, I wonder whether that will place Nick at greater risk of complications. His B12 levels were likely well below the norm thanks to the drinking, and now the whippets will only be making that worse.

 

[AnOminous]

While it is associated with things like pulmonary embolisms - which usually either kill you, cripple you if you are lucky - the main risk of damage is done through causing B12 deficiency. Alcoholic wetbrain is caused by the same deficiency, although the cause is different as alcohol just prevents B12 from absorbing in the gut.

Actually with alcohol it's B1 and nitrous it's B12 (I previously incorrectly said both were B1). For obvious reasons, substance abuse often results in deficiencies of all the B vitamins and others. With B1, you get Wernicke's encephalopathy and with B12 your nerve cells demyelinate. Someone in the thread made the analogy of your house's electrical system being all bare copper.

In any event Nick does both to excess and is risking both outcomes.

Almost worse than the increased clotting from B12 deficiency caused by nitrous, though, is the absolutely insane practice (increasingly common) of inhaling directly from the canister, which can literally freeze your lungs and kill them. Since it's a powerful anesthetic too, the idiots doing this won't even notice until they've basiclally nuked their lungs.

 

[Nod Flenders]

69) Sucking dick for cock

He already does that.

 

[Pomniman]

He already does that.

He sucks dick sure, but not for cock. He still has miles to go before he gets to that level.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

Death by Murder

He is so fucking whiny and annoying, he's going to piss someone off too much. Just looking at his behavior and it could be drug dealers, road ragers, April, Kayla, Kayla's relative, April's new brain-holed nitrous supplying boyfriend that doesn't like eating Nick's cum, Nick's trust fund relatives, anyone he owes money to, the family that moved in next door, his children, husband of wine mom that Nick keeps soliciting pictures, the summer's Eve people, Jamaican wives Nick cucked by giving their husbands AIDS, the raccoon family, rando that Nick said should smile more or anyone just not in the mood to listen to that nasally whine.

He should have covered the Karen Read murder trial so when he's found frozen in a sole-occupant pedestrian-vehicle accident in his front yard, he saw it coming.

Best part will be Andrew Branca covering it in a 15 minute video. "Nick was my friend. I'm only covering this in today's show. I don't want to conclude this. Killing Nick was justified. We don't even know who did it or why but whatever the motive, there is no reasonable likelihood of conviction."

 

[dustnight]

He’s very active in his community, on and off of locals, he’s smart and he’s funny.

He's also FAT.

 

[Soapmore]

In any event Nick does both to excess and is risking both outcomes.

Almost worse than the increased clotting from B12 deficiency caused by nitrous, though, is the absolutely insane practice (increasingly common) of inhaling directly from the canister, which can literally freeze your lungs and kill them. Since it's a powerful anesthetic too, the idiots doing this won't even notice until they've basiclally nuked their lungs.

Couldn't happen to a nicer fella.

 

[Freikstorn]

did you wake up out of a 8 month long coma? he's already there. from here on out he'll be paying Patrick and other losers to pay attention to him.

The fact that you, I and many others are still talking about him (paying him attention-for FREE) makes him relevant. Just look at the number of posts on this thread!
I was pointing out that one day he will become nothing than a curiosity that someone might look in on once a year.

 

[Kandinsky]

So Nick did mountains of cocaine for his wife and kids?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Would somebody be so kind as to post screenshots of Nick’s new regrets? I was telling a family member about where he is on speed run lining his way to make lolcow 2025 and wanted to show a picture of the tattoo. Nick would pick something so unnecessarily, garish and revolting at once, but you can’t buy taste.

 

[Windy Moors]

Moves to LA with April.

She could be Juju's new nanny.

Given all the other channels that do stream trials and are:
-Consistent
-Humorous
-Knowledgable

He's got nothing to offer

Dabbleverse it is then.

Would somebody be so kind as to post screenshots of Nick’s new regrets?

Original post

Edit: Hit reply like a tard before finished.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Is it time for a thread poll on potential 2025 developments? So far we have:

1) Death by suicide
2) Death by OD
3) Homeless arc
4) Enjoying prison
5) Troonout
6) Finding Jesus (totes for real this time)

Anything else?

One of those spade or cuck tattoos that people who are obsessed with black people get.
E: See the above post.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I feel bad for whoever is unsuspectingly moving into the cuckshed house. I feel like someone should have the obligation to let them know about the full history.

 

[Accidental Protege]

I feel bad for whoever is unsuspectingly moving into the cuckshed house. I feel like someone should have the obligation to let them know about the full history.

They are apparently church-going members of the local Scandi Prude community. Odds are they know exactly what went on and why the house was priced to move.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Wait when did he get spade tattoo? I missed something for sure. That’s universal swinger language for my wife fucks niggers

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wait when did he get spade tattoo? I missed something for sure. That’s universal swinger language for my wife fucks niggers

If I am not mistaken that is photoshopped in, in which case the post showing that image should mention that its fake.
A few pages ago people were joking about "the only thing he is missing is a big black spade tattoo".

See this post for the original picture. Clearly no spade.