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RIP_SANITY said:
NEWS FLASH!
DSP now wants to do 2 playthroughs of RE7: one with VR and one without VR, after denying the possibility of there being a VR playthrough (due to the "fisheye" reason and also, I found out, he thinks no one would watch the VR playthrough)
Motherfucker already went back on his word in literally just a couple of hours. Jesus Christ, DSP.
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Just like how he was bragging about not buying the Switch at launch to having preordered it a few hours later. At this point, I'd be impressed if he could stick to his word for a full day.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Just like how he was bragging about not buying the Switch at launch to having preordered it a few hours later. At this point, I'd be impressed if he could stick to his word for a full day.
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He pre-ordered it because he heard that Street Fighter 2 is getting rereleased for that.
This belongs on another topic entirely, but I'm somewhat baffled that they're rereleasing ST2.
 
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Viktor said:
He pre-ordered it because he heard that Street Fighter 2 is getting rereleased for that.
This belongs on another topic entirely, but I'm somewhat baffled that they're rereleasing ST2.
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:offtopic: It's Capcom just shoving out a product fast and cheap. That's all it is.
 
RIP_SANITY said:
NEWS FLASH!
DSP now wants to do 2 playthroughs of RE7: one with VR and one without VR, after denying the possibility of there being a VR playthrough (due to the "fisheye" reason and also, I found out, he thinks no one would watch the VR playthrough)
Motherfucker already went back on his word in literally just a couple of hours. Jesus Christ, DSP.
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It's almost like nobody should even believe the arm-flailed rants and walls of texts he produces because he can't even stay consistent to himself. Really makes you think
 
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strandedcastaway said:
He's nowhere near 270 pounds. And if you have to have walked 10 miles nonstop lately to be healthy then 99 percent of the people reading this must be prediabetic.

I mean, Phil is disgusting but the Internet medical diagnoses are silly.
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It's tempting to call him diabetic because his lifestyle and general physical shape are usually associated with probable incidence of diabetes. But yeah, sometimes these DSP "commentators" have no shame. It ends up giving him the excuse for "mentally-ill detractors".

EDIT: for his own sake, however, this is a case when he should really listen the "mentally-ill detractors" and go to a doctor and have a complete check-up done.
 
Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
It's tempting to call him diabetic because his lifestyle and general physical shape are usually associated with probable incidence of diabetes. But yeah, sometimes these DSP "commentators" have no shame. It ends up giving him the excuse for "mentally-ill detractors".
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but what if these people are correct and he have diabetuus?
I don't want phil to die, I want him alive for more lulz
 
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Dade said:
but what if these people are correct and he have diabetuus?
I don't want phil to die, I want him alive for more lulz
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Yeah, me neither. He should really see a doctor, or at least work to improve his lazy ways. Maybe cut off on Netflix time and actually do some exercise. Since he probably will say he can't do abdominals because of his "cronic back pain", he should really just take walks. Hell, if he doesn't want to walk outside because it's winter (I wouldn't blame him for this, to be honest), he could walk around in his own garage. As long as there isn't anything for him to trip into, he could even walk while looking at his phone watching his precious movies.
 
"Well these fucking shitty game devs expect you to stand up to play 1 2 Switch, but here's the problem, I only got one foot! AH HAHAHA! 'We're Nintendo! Our new console has 3 launch games and diabetics can't play 2/3s of them!' News Flash idiots: People don't want to stand up to play games! This is why the Wii was such a shitty system, and why the Wii U flopped so hard!"
 
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I can't imagine him playing 1 2 Switch since it appears to be marketed as a sort of party game. So unless he suddenly buds like some horrific sponge and create more of him, he has no one to really play it with him.

Except Leanna but even she avoids him these days.

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Wasn't he supposed to see a doctor on Wednesday? Did anything come out of that or am I just losing my mind?
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He bought the chin strap which cured him of his cold, remember?
 
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Meta Junglira said:
I can't imagine him playing 1 2 Switch since it appears to be marketed as a sort of party game. So unless he suddenly buds like some horrific sponge and create more of him, he has no one to really play it with him.
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Maybe that's whats happening to him! All the phlegm and mucous is slowly oozing down his esophagus until it reaches a point where he's incubating a new, baby Phil. And when the time is finally right the baby Phill will rip out of his chest, Aliens-style and discard the previous shell, and devour it to gain its power and become a more perfect moochy "lets player". He'll be like a pokemon but all he can say at first are "views" and "patreon" and possibly "stretch goals".

Im retarded.
 
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DuckSucker said:
Maybe that's whats happening to him! All the phlegm and mucous is slowly oozing down his esophagus until it reaches a point where he's incubating a new, baby Phil. And when the time is finally right the baby Phill will rip out of his chest, Aliens-style and discard the previous shell, and devour it to gain its power and become a more perfect moochy "lets player". He'll be like a pokemon but all he can say at first are "views" and "patreon" and possibly "stretch goals".

Im exceptional.
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We're here to discuss lolcows, not give each other nightmares
 
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Meta Junglira said:
Phil would love to...but that involves leaving the house, paying money and NOT BEGGING FOR CHEERS! Not to mention, he'd have to get up BEFORE noon!

Do you want the doctor to put a gun to his head!?
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Heh, I think at this point the best case outcome for Phil is some kind of viral infection requiring antibiotics. Even then, he's looking at a week without producing kahntent. I wonder how bad he'll let this get before he bites the bullet and checks himself into a clinic.
 
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