Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Holy shit, can't this faggot play anything decent? Donkey kong 64 was the worst game in the whole series. On top of that he's playing some shitty randomizer. It's like he's trying to scare people away from his streams before they've gotten bored and leave.
I'm surprised that Chibi can maintain any viewership.
 
Holy shit, can't this faggot play anything decent? Donkey kong 64 was the worst game in the whole series. On top of that he's playing some shitty randomizer. It's like he's trying to scare people away from his streams before they've gotten bored and leave.
64 is great and entirely unique unto itself. There’s isn’t a Dk game to compare it to.
 
DK64 was one of the worst games I had ever played during that period of time. Super boring and frustratingly arcane, but I was becoming disenchanted by the N64 collectathon crap. I’m glad it exists though because CBFD is one of the absolute best games on the N64 library.

Why would someone play DK64, the most divisive game in the series, when you have three mostly terrific games that you haven’t (or barely) played yet… especially in front of an audience? It’s not like he’s doing any “cool” glitches or anything either.
 
I was watching that show in Japan like 2 weeks ago, they basically ask foreigners landing at Haneda airport what they're doing in Japan and if it's interesting they'll follow them for a day or 2. If they obviously are lolcowish they'll make fun of them. They absolutely target weebs. Also saw them waiting outside the big electronics store in Akaibara for weebs.
 
So this is a kinda crazyguy theory by me, and ive mentioned it before but:
these thread pop up sporadically and im 70% sure its chibi posting these. Its how i found the video of him getting interview in japan. It could be one of his trolls BUT theres usually somebody in there defending him.

Im conspiracy pilled so sorry if this is annoying.
 
DK64 was one of the worst games I had ever played during that period of time. Super boring and frustratingly arcane, but I was becoming disenchanted by the N64 collectathon crap. I’m glad it exists though because CBFD is one of the absolute best games on the N64 library.

Why would someone play DK64, the most divisive game in the series, when you have three mostly terrific games that you haven’t (or barely) played yet… especially in front of an audience? It’s not like he’s doing any “cool” glitches or anything either.
Used to rent DK64. Hated that you had to have that stupid attachment to work.
Both Banjo games and Conker were so much better. I don't mind it not being on Rare Replay. Aside from the theme song and the jumpman game it....was meh. I never beat it.
 
@Looney Troons I can't reply directly to your post from about 2 pages ago, but besides the dedicated autism that comes with speedrunning you're right on the mark in that a lot of these 'professional' speedrunners are just plain rude or just anti-social assholes who gatekeep their bullshit so extensively it's a headache just putting up with it. Hey, all the more power to them if it means preventing fresh blood from getting into this dumb 'hobby.'

The surface-level aspect of speedrunning is also just incredibly off-putting. You have to memorize and practice inputs like crazy and also usually have to resort to exploiting glitches and clipping methods to get faster at it that when you do it for any extended period of time you'd want to kill yourself for what you're putting yourself through for a record attempt no sane person gives a fuck about.

The only instances of actual speedrunning I find decent are specific contained ones implemented by game devs themselves like in the N64 game Mischief Makers where it rates your time per stage with a ranking. Mostly superflueous as far as I know but this is done within expected skill of the player.

Speaking of N64 games:

DK64 was one of the worst games I had ever played during that period of time. Super boring and frustratingly arcane, but I was becoming disenchanted by the N64 collectathon crap. I’m glad it exists though because CBFD is one of the absolute best games on the N64 library.

Why would someone play DK64, the most divisive game in the series, when you have three mostly terrific games that you haven’t (or barely) played yet… especially in front of an audience? It’s not like he’s doing any “cool” glitches or anything either.

I can get why DK64 is so divisive and a clear case of ‘love it or hate it’ but while I did love it back in the day because I sort of liked the sense of exploration and getting the most out of the N64 games I owned, I will agree that the backtracking for colored banana’s can be on the tedious side. Most of the obnoxious stuff like Beaver Bother, the beetle and rabbit races can be ignored though.

While on the flipside I didn’t have much fond memories playing the latter half of CBFD. It’s fun for a first-time playthrough and witnessing all the crude dark humor unfold but by the time the zombie-infested mansion rolls around the game ups the ante with making it very easy to lose lives and the last section of the base escape segment on the beach was particularly frustrating with the rocket launcher enemies. Still don’t exactly hate it though but I wonder how the Twelve Tales version would have otherwise turned out to be difficulty-wise.

In the case of Chibi, I presume he’s playing DK64 because in terms of platforming it isn’t too hard and he sucks ass at 2D platformers if his DKC1 stream and his bitching during Mario Maker is any indication.
 
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I can't reply directly to your post from about 2 pages ago
For future reference (because this is something that bothered me for some time and I couldn’t figure out why it suddenly stopped working), trying highlighting the snippets you want to respond to, and then selecting “quote”. When you’re ready to make your response, insert the quote like you typically would.
 
Holy shit, can't this faggot play anything decent? Donkey kong 64 was the worst game in the whole series. On top of that he's playing some shitty randomizer. It's like he's trying to scare people away from his streams before they've gotten bored and leave.
I think this could be his Main Character Syndrome acting up again. He thinks if he plays some really obscure type of run and can get it to blow up then he gets to brag about how he was on the ground floor. Randomizer runs are very popular in the speedrunning community, so there is a potential audience for this type of content.

The main problem I see is that normally to make a randomizer run entertaining you need to already be an expert at the game, because the entire point is forcing the player to adapt. Obviously you also need to know the game well in the first place to even recognise what's changed.

I guess you could make a blind randomizer run work if you are a very charismatic person, but....it's Chibi.
 
For future reference (because this is something that bothered me for some time and I couldn’t figure out why it suddenly stopped working), trying highlighting the snippets you want to respond to, and then selecting “quote”. When you’re ready to make your response, insert the quote like you typically would.
I'm pretty sure Null made the change to stop morons from quoting entire three or four paragraph posts to respond to a single sentence or two which just makes the page stretched out and ugly.
 
these thread pop up sporadically and im 70% sure its chibi posting these. Its how i found the video of him getting interview in japan. It could be one of his trolls BUT theres usually somebody in there defending him.
Chibi posting is standard /v/ thing full of retards like him that will see nothing wrong what he did. I think there is a song they made for their annual musical or something about chibiposting.
 
Chibi is so unbelievably fucking boring you couldn't pay me to scrub through these completely monotone, inane Nintendo 64 collectathon slop game streams he does. He's not good at them, he's not entertaining, he's not funny either intentionally or unintentionally, he's not even good at using streamer hardware. Half of his streams are with broken audio, broken video, etc.

I wish we had an AI tool that would scrub through all these 4-6 hour long Donkey Kong 64 streams to extract bits where he says anything of value

This is more time than I've ever spent thinking about Donkey Kong. Why would you play this much DK64, the worst game of the franchise?
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