Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I have seen Nick Rekieta standup, I have seen Fatrick standup, I have seen A-Log standup, and Skibidi Biden makes them look like Norm McDonald.
Is this really what normies are watching? I guess that's why they're so stupid.

Also it's Norm MACDonald. He has an "a" in there.

Inserting his best shaggy dog joke as a palate cleanser.
 
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You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.
 
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You can smell the fear in this one.
And bacon grease.
I smell a bit of Chubby Cheesecake grease in this Xeet myself.
Imagine considering yourself as an author and never reading.
Patrick claims to be a man but is full of soy and alcohol.
Fat Rick's coping mechanism: Escaping into slopland (which is just like real life but the Good Guys win)View attachment 6883272
Guys nearly 50 and watches a terrible cartoon with no redeeming qualities just to cope with the fact that the majority voted against him. Jets are about to demolish the Hockey Club soon and Leafs may win another game.
 
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Insurrection inschmurrection.

Imagine the pathetic attempt to continue to portray literal protest as "insurrection." It's absolute insanity. These people are nutjobs.
A bunch of unarmed people rashing a government building is an "insurrection", but months long rioting, looting, arson and murder is "peaceful protest". What must it be like to see through their eyes?
 
You can take his feet
He hasn't seen them for years so it'd take him a while to miss them.

In other words, exactly the opposite of fatrick.
Up to and including raising not one but two daughters.

I will always laugh at Fatricks proud Half Marathon.
It wasn't even a whole half marathon that had him looking that wrecked because Pat is a cheat.

the same media he calls complicit in the death of our democracy, the same media he’s been raging impotently at with his brave Fuck. You. tweets.
The same media he crawled to bawling 'why us?'
 
The failure of comedians to make the most of Trump is almost tragic. They have THIS GUY and can't manage to be funny about him, instead being insanely angry and boring.
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You could not even know who he was and his reaction faces alone are hilarious. Yet we have had these "comedians" be as painfully unfunny as it's possible to be, despite such rich material.
Norm MacDonald had a very good insight on why comedians really couldn’t mock Trump or parody him well. To do a good impression or parody, you have to actually like the target or find them interesting in some way. If you hate them you just look like a 5 year old calling someone a doo doo head or you look like Obama at the correspondents dinner.

Trump can self-parody. He did it in basically any guest appearance on SNL he had. He’s funnier than Fatrick without even trying.

 
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