Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 194 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 215 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 773 32.7%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 447 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 480 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.9%

  • Total voters
    2,366
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This reads exactly like an aunt who's on Facebook way too much. It's a gift to be that absolutely sexless.

Roflmaoing at Canada being added to the list of exotic, foreign, Kenya-esque countries enriching the CCP-monitored commentary on RedNote. Next they Ian is going to put out a video on cultural relativism and how eating dog really isn't that bad because of uh perspective and diverse beleefs or something.
 
1) sunk-cost fallacy
2) losing money in divorce
3) no testosterone
4) owning da haturz
5) genuine fear of Anus BPD supernova
I think it's just number 4.

Similar to Ed and Liz on 90 Day Fiance, the hate is all that keeps them together because they're fundamentally angry and unhappy people.
 
Podcast about DUDE STUFF - SRMC #66
- Opens up with Anisa squealing like a pig over the upcoming episode 69
- Anisa brings up Iron Maiden to prove that she's a true heavy metal girl
- They recorded this on the 18th so their still talking about the Tiktok ban that has already been revoked
- Ian wants to talk about TikToks he's saved
- He came across the Jess and Rob show where two guys argue over who would win in a tug of war between an Orca and Clydesdale horse
- Dane says that the two guys "talk like AI"
- Anisa laughs at the video and she looks truly ghoulish
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- She then comes up with her own retarded scenario about 10 mice against 1 oiled coyote
- It's really telling how fucking boring the Jomhas are when so many episodes are devoted to fucking TikTokers. Seriously, this entire episode is just them talking about these goobers and their animal vs. debates.
- Anisa tries to larp as an animal expert by parroting very obvious facts, such as predators primarily attacking sick and young animals
- Anisa gets miffed whenever one of the tiktokers specifies that the animal is an adult male
- Anisa thinks the guys are "neuro spicy" and that she LOVES the autistic community
- Ian wants to bring a snake expert on the podcasts so they can ask him some questions, but he has to be a fan of show (sorry Ian, but I don't think they're are any herpetologists among your discord troons)
- He's in luck because Anisa Dundee is here and she loves snakes as well
- Ian believes that if he had started a podcast with one of these guys he would easily have gotten a million subscribers
- Anisa openly states that she no longer wants to be on the podcasts and that she would perfectly fine with someone replacing her
- Ian scrambles to find a reason for Anisa to stay on the podcast, but he legitimately can't think of anything

- Anisa claims that she loves war movies and that most people only like them because they're extremely Islamophobic and just want to see dune coons get blown up
- She brags about how her dad would take her to Arby's on their way back from the Mosque (did you forget that she was a Muslim?)
- Anisa is upset over Tiktok getting banned since they have the best algorithm
- Dane correctly predicted that Trump would bring back Tiktok, which Anisa uses as an opportunity to complain about him starting ICE raids in Chicago and deporting the heckin poor illegal criminals
- She's scared about Tiktok going away because she can't keep up with the locals in certain places such as Chicago
- They start reading their comments in the final five minutes of the episode
- One of them mentions the Switch 2 and Anisa makes a lame joke about shoving a joycon up her ass
- They end the epsiode on a 'funny' CBT joke
My episode summaries keep getting shorter and shorter, since there is just so little to talk about. It's telling that even Anisa herself just wants to give up on this shit, but Ian is too much of a sperg to see the writing on the wall.
 
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