Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Douglas Mortimer]

I just want to add one thing to ABG's fantastic post.

If you want the most raw boiled down vision of how bad the CP stream was remember this. Ethan Ralph wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. Ralph hates Warski and he is the king of spite and still stays far away from it. He was also involved right along side him during it all. Ralph will use anything to destroy his enemies at all costs and he will not use this. If that alone doesn't paint the picture for you nothing will.

 

[hawkisnight]

Andy says he only received non-nude CP.

Andy received only nonnude cp? Phew. Everyone had me worried for a second.

Spoiler

whoa buddy

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Welp, no show promo tonight. Tough times for our maple leaves.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Welp, no show promo tonight. Tough times for our maple leaves.

They are celebrating Martin Lootin Kang day

 

[Rick Nekieta]

They are celebrating Martin Lootin Kang day

Oh shit, thanks for the reminder. I was about to do a three part errand run on the coldest night of the year. That would have been a complete waste, at least one of my locations would have been closed.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Andy "The Bathroom Beguiler" Warski is probably just taking a bathroom break for today's show.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

(Read this in Asston's voice)

WWWWHOOOOAAAAA!!!! THE KINO CASINO IS ASLEEP AGAIN!!! JUST WHEN DESTINY PULLS AN ETHAN RALPH BY RELEASING REVENGE PORN THERE, PAY PAY PAY AND HIS FAT ASS IS ASLEEP ON THE WHELL THERE BUDDY!!! (retard alert bell rings)

 

[Maker's Mark]

One week. These motherfuckers couldn't stick to their schedule for one fucking week. One of them better be bent over the toilet and dying right now.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

One week. These motherfuckers couldn't stick to their schedule for one fucking week. One of them better be bent over the toilet and dying right now.

I'm not a casino janny like milksports, but they thought janny jim medicare would be streaming now and not during the inauguration earlier today. Don't worry andy's used underwear buyer psycho announced they would be back tomorrow.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I'm not a casino janny like milksports, but they thought janny jim medicare would be streaming now and not during the inauguration earlier today. Don't worry andy's used underwear buyer psycho announced they would be back tomorrow.

Yeah, even his own thread* was unimpressed. Funny that Janny Jim streamed more often than the Casino.

Deleted in edit: Off topic banter.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Do you guys think they'll cover all the kino happening right now with the executive orders? Probably not, they'll spend two hours on a 5 min clip of dickers or clog and then watch nerds on the go at 0.5x for fatchickthriller "Metokurmasochist" for 50 subs.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Do you guys think they'll cover all the kino happening right now with the executive orders? Probably not, they'll spend two hours on a 5 min clip of dickers or clog and then watch nerds on the go at 0.5x for fatchickthriller "Metokurmasochist" for 50 subs.

Ashton *claimed* in his first stream of 2025 that he was done with the NOTG/DS shit. So far, he has kept his word. They were getting a LOT of ridicule here on the farms for their humiliation rituals, about how they're the only thing keeping the show afloat and I think he's on a crusade to prove that he can run a show without the NOTG/DS shit. Most notably, it is the pausing of the show to feign unwillingness to do the humiliation ritual, followed by pausing the show to haggle for subs and do the whole song and dance that the paypigs pay for as part of the experience to get the DS/NOTG tacked onto the end of the show. Seeing Ashton in some combination of performative and sincere misery is their interest, not the actual topics of the show. Ashton has also SELF-CHARACTERIZED as a "walrus on a string." What's interesting about this is that no one here likened him to a walrus. Many other animals, but never a walrus. The sub bombs for schadenfreude haven't been a thing for just over a month now.

Disregard me, I haz the dumbz.

 

[DogZero]

So far, he has kept his word

lol no they didn’t? they just did this the other day, had someone send in subs and they put on Nerds on the go, and yankees in the south for like 30 mins till PPP gave up and left. This is why I was so mad about them not even getting to the actually good stuff with ralph cus they went to literal Nerds on the Go instead.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

lol no they didn’t? they just did this the other day, had someone send in subs and they put on Nerds on the go, the. yankees in the south for like 30 mins till PPP gave up and left. This is why I was so mad about them not even getting to the actually good stuff with ralph cus they went to literal Nerds on the Go instead.

Sorry, thanks for the update. I think I checked out around the five hour mark and didn't see any talk of it the next day. As usual, when I try to give my adversaries an ounce of credit, they prove themselves unworthy of even the slightest recognition. Okay, so now Ashton has accepted that he can't succeed without post-show humiliation rituals. Sucks to be him, but he did it to himself.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

 

[Rick Nekieta]

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He had to abort the infant so he could be the infant.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Was just watching some Canadian politics video about protestors disrupting Trudeau's Deputy PMs announcement of her bid for the Leadership of the Liberal Party.

I think I found what happened to Mama JF. JF is vindicated and is being unjustly pursued by the RCMP.

Timestamp is 6 min 10 seconds

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I think I'm going to pretend to be a producer of the Kino Casino and go to my local bank with a business plan and some show footage, asking for 200K to help the show reach larger audiences. I want to frustrate and flabberghast some loan officer and then break character after about 20 minutes, saying "I'm just fucking with you, hope you enjoyed my little spot of comedy."

Added in edit: What do you have for collateral? Well, for 200 subs, Ashton and Andy are willing to autograph their merch and I figure if they do that for 200 pieces of merch, that should suffice for collateral. Nerds on the Go viewings are also on the table if you prefer to barter in that currency. By the way, are you familiar with Destination Stone?

Added in second edit: Oh, Andy? Yeah, he's had some controversial streams in the past. This is especially true of his late February streams in 2019.

Third edit: So once this formality of a meeting is over, I figure that a 100K direct deposit to the business account, along with 50K by way of cashier's check and 50K in straight up cash would be the ideal way to manage this loan. I'll even throw in a free shoutout on the next 10 shows with a 3 minute Free Bird segment.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He had to abort the infant so he could be the infant.

Imagine how much Psycho would pay for that diaper

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Imagine how much Psycho would pay for that diaper

Legit, I think the price for every piece of Warski clothing has been a flat 500. I'm pretty sure the boxer shorts and the autographed cap of July '22 were 500 each. I know the latter was. I think he has the Papi gloves too, but I might be mistaken on that.