DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[00R-Gundam]

"18+, High difficulty Lego set"

My braincells just fucking died reading this. Thank you.

Edit:
Okay so how the fuck is any lego set difficult?! Bro it has a fucking booklet that it details in a very autistic manner how to assemble it! The only thing even remotely similar to difficulty would be how complex the set it, like the millennium falcon, but again they all have a fucking booklet. Does this nigga think you have to assemble the lego set blindly? I cant even with this fat fuck.

 

[RADRAD]

Phil, have you considered that solo Marvel Rivals where the streamer has the personality of sand paper is not very engaging?

Hint: Get some people from your chat who would gladly play the game with you, and bite the bullet.

Nah, play the game wrong. I bad want money now.

 

[Kier Starmer]

So that lego set lol, that Lego set is "irritating" due to the cacti, my other half found it fiddly and I watched and was surprised it kind of was. Come on, my guy, at least do the Mona Lisa or a modular. The modular buildings are finicky to set up as the walls will have certain bits angled differently. The recent Tudor building was a testament to that. The botanical range of Lego is enjoyable to build but for a clumsy retard like Phil he will hate it. As for his setup up the Lego streamers, I know all have a uniform set up of camera facing down to the desk but guess what they tend to chat about life and talk with the stream, they tend to have families and hobbies so you get some fun chats. Hell, one guy I follow was talking about Trump positively which did throw me off I admit because I did not expect that at all.

edit YEAHHH NIGGER LEGO STREAM!!!!!!

 

[Eekum Bokum]

It's remarkable that no matter how low you think he can go he will find a way to exceed your expectations.

Not even 24 hours later and he's done it again.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Exact moment of wage quit:
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"It's 100% a lie...all those fucking people who said they were gonna show up and donate, guess they fucking lied, so fuck 'em"

Him whining about people lying to him about showering him with money while wearing his gay little button down shirt makes me laugh a lot for some reason. It’s like watching a 5 year old play office or dress up like they are a grown up lol

 

[Nate Dingus]

Phil is going to stim like crazy when he learns that you can customise Lego sets with LED light bricks

 

[Twrx]

Phil is going to stim like crazy when he learns that you can customise Lego sets with LED light bricks

Imagine the tech support stream for installing them.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

We are in for one today. Sperging about how content creators focus too much on having a professional setup while saying his setup is professional and he loves it

I love when he forgets to update the programming. Like after admitting to lying about champions he talked about how the tractors erroneously called him a liar about champions.

This "professional studio setup" larp is new but the old programming says "professional is bad". It'll take a bit for ol moulth drooler Burnells brain to catch up to his new reality.

PS, not an ahhffice nor a studio. Still a stinky teenagers spare bedroom.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

edit YEAHHH NIGGER LEGO STREAM!!!!!!

I really want a Lego stream now. He’s going to go nuclear over it. He can’t even plug in a usb cord right let alone put together something. The rage is going to be great

 

[Organized Derailment]

I still maintain that fuckhead will lose a piece, get pissed off at the instructions made by "book smart" designers who don't know what the fuck they're doing, and end up having chat handhold him in the most awkward attempt at building a Lego set ever.

That booksmart shit is so fucking annoying. It would be one thing if he actually were "street smart" or "book smart" but he's neither.

Phil, you cannot shit on "booksmart" individuals when you yourself went to college and graduated. You're just as dumb as you think they are, the difference is they're not in a perpetual debt cycle and they don't have to eat fastfood in front of people for money.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

That booksmart shit is so fucking annoying. It would be one thing if he actually were "street smart" or "book smart" but he's neither.

Phil, you cannot shit on "booksmart" individuals when you yourself went to college and graduated. You're just as dumb as you think they are, the difference is they're not in a perpetual debt cycle and they don't have to eat fastfood in front of people for money.

He also doesn't exactly understand what "street smart" is. He thinks book smart is educated and street smart is the retarded consumer who gets easily confused and isn't told enough about what to do.

As if programmers don't know more about user experience than Phil thinks he does.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He also doesn't exactly understand what "street smart" is.

makes sense he doesn’t understand basic terms. This is the same guy who called people socialists when they ask him to eat some fast food when he didn’t hit the goal for the day.
The whole street smarts doesn’t make any sense anyway. How can you make code “street smart”? It’s fuckin’ technology not someone growing up on the streets.

 

[Balr0g]

“I have to admit that I don’t have a large…….audience anymore”

Ooohhhhh, that hit him hard. Lmao

But people love him now and he has a resurgence dood.

Also, Marvel Rivals is in the Top 5 of Twitch for weeks at this point. Maybe, just maybe, YOU are the problem, Phil

Edit: So he is doing Lego now? But what I can see is that he bought a rather easy set. Come back when you build stuff like this (I have this model and it is time consuming)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

But people love him now and he has a resurgence dood.

Also, Marvel Rivals is in the Top 5 of Twitch for weeks at this point. Maybe, just maybe, YOU are the problem, Phil

Edit: So he is doing Lego now? But what I can see is that he bought a rather easy set. Come back when you build stuff like this (I have this model and it is time consuming)
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I think he got this set for two reasons: it was cheap and it the was first thing he got.
I’m sure he wants to maximize his profits, so he got the cheapest things he seen. It’s 40 bucks at Walmart. Also, he didn’t get this from Walmart since he refuses to shop there

 

[PieceofShet]

That setup brag legit made me mad. The cope was so hard! He said he has the best setup how people should play games and he always talked about this all those years ago. He said he has soo much room, while carefully moving his leg so he dont hit the leg of the desk. Absolute delusional.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

*touch face* *touch foot* *massage gout* *dig into ear* *touch face* *groom Lea- ehm, hair* *touch crotch* *touch cheek* *remove dead skin from eyelid* *touch face* Now guys...

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

silly sock goals incoming

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The whole street smarts doesn’t make any sense anyway. How can you make code “street smart”? It’s fuckin’ technology not someone growing up on the streets.

It's because he thinks street smart means having common sense. I don't know how the fuck he's convinced his oddly shaped head that a term that encompasses a wide variety of skills such as how to hotwire a car, avoid getting into a knife fight with a cranked up Puerto Rican, avoid getting ripped off by a con man, how to score some crack etc. is in any way equivalent to having common sense.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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“What that Derich? You want to start….what type of goal? ‘Every 50 bucks I dip my feet in some sour cream’? Well, seems weird, but okay…. Why are you talking about the age of consent, Derich?”

I don't know how the fuck he's convinced his oddly shaped head that a term that encompasses a wide variety of skills such as how to hotwire a car, avoid getting into a knife fight with a cranked up Puerto Rican, avoid getting ripped off by a con man, how to score some crack etc. is in any way equivalent to having common sense.

It kind of started after Kino shit. Phil was vomiting terms and ideas to get the Kino dents. A lot of right wingers believe that higher education = “liberal” and “bad”. Basically, “these college educated liberals don’t know anything about REAL LIFE”. Hell, phil even said “soft/hardware developers don’t know how life really works.
IMO this seems what Phil is trying to say which makes no sense. There is no such things are “street smarts” when you’re coding or when it comes to science or math.
I have a feeling he’s going to randomly keep saying these kind of shit even after Kino finally get rid of him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It kind of started after Kino shit. Phil was vomiting terms and ideas to get the Kino dents. A lot of right wingers believe that higher education = “liberal” and “bad”. Basically, “these college educated liberals don’t know anything about REAL LIFE”. Hell, phil even said “soft/hardware developers don’t know how life really works.
IMO this seems what Phil is trying to say which makes no sense. There is no such things are “street smarts” when you’re coding or when it comes to science or math.
I have a feeling he’s going to randomly keep saying these kind of shit even after Kino finally get rid of him.

Nigga he's been doing the book smart/street smart thing for over a decade, it has nothing to do with The Lard and The Tard show. The first time I remember him using it was waaaaay back when Youtube first changed its algorithm to favor watch time rather than individual view numbers which caused him to lose a good chunk of revenue. He has been ramping up its usage in 2024 though which is why it's so noticeable now.